Butch Femme Planet  

Go Back   Butch Femme Planet > FUN > The Fluffy Stuff: Flirting, Humor, Chat

Notices

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 10-20-2020, 04:08 PM   #221
homoe
Practically Lives Here

How Do You Identify?:
Butch
Relationship Status:
.....
 

Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: 30 minute ferry ride from Seattle
Posts: 38,565
Thanks: 20,811
Thanked 33,587 Times in 14,918 Posts
Rep Power: 21474889
homoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputation
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by C0LLETTE View Post
Cause he isn't Doc, Happy, Bashful, Sneezy and Sleepy, though he is Dopey.

What's faster: a two wheel cart with 1 horse or a 4 wheel cart with 4 horses?
Two wheel cart with one horse The horse knows he's top dog!

Why does it always rain right after a car wash?
homoe is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-20-2020, 04:57 PM   #222
akiza
Member

How Do You Identify?:
femme
Preferred Pronoun?:
khaleessi lol ^-^ just go with aki,ana,kit or princess
Relationship Status:
single
 
akiza's Avatar
 

Join Date: May 2017
Location: Congo-brazzaville
Posts: 774
Thanks: 318
Thanked 622 Times in 284 Posts
Rep Power: 0
akiza Has the BEST Reputationakiza Has the BEST Reputationakiza Has the BEST Reputationakiza Has the BEST Reputationakiza Has the BEST Reputationakiza Has the BEST Reputationakiza Has the BEST Reputationakiza Has the BEST Reputationakiza Has the BEST Reputationakiza Has the BEST Reputationakiza Has the BEST Reputation
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by homoe View Post
Two wheel cart with one horse The horse knows he's top dog!

Why does it always rain right after a car wash?
because rain like to thank you 😅
why earth isn't plate?
akiza is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-21-2020, 06:58 AM   #223
homoe
Practically Lives Here

How Do You Identify?:
Butch
Relationship Status:
.....
 

Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: 30 minute ferry ride from Seattle
Posts: 38,565
Thanks: 20,811
Thanked 33,587 Times in 14,918 Posts
Rep Power: 21474889
homoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputation
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by akiza View Post
because rain like to thank you 😅
why earth isn't plate?
Earth isn't plate because it was voted down!

Do people say "god bless you" when Trump sneezes?
homoe is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to homoe For This Useful Post:
Old 10-22-2020, 03:41 AM   #224
Orema
Superlative Soul Sister

How Do You Identify?:
Lesbian stone femme
Preferred Pronoun?:
She, her, shawty
Relationship Status:
Single
 
Orema's Avatar
 

Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: Cottage of Content
Posts: 12,995
Thanks: 41,021
Thanked 34,013 Times in 8,560 Posts
Rep Power: 21474859
Orema Has the BEST ReputationOrema Has the BEST ReputationOrema Has the BEST ReputationOrema Has the BEST ReputationOrema Has the BEST ReputationOrema Has the BEST ReputationOrema Has the BEST ReputationOrema Has the BEST ReputationOrema Has the BEST ReputationOrema Has the BEST ReputationOrema Has the BEST Reputation
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by homoe View Post
Earth isn't plate because it was voted down!

Do people say "god bless you" when Trump sneezes?
No, they make a sign of the cross because it’s like the devil sneezing.

Why is there a “b” in the word debt?
Orema is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to Orema For This Useful Post:
Old 10-22-2020, 05:18 AM   #225
C0LLETTE
Practically Lives Here

How Do You Identify?:
Depends on the day.
Preferred Pronoun?:
"I" and "we"
Relationship Status:
Very good. Thank you for asking.
 
C0LLETTE's Avatar
 

Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Canada
Posts: 11,501
Thanks: 16,676
Thanked 15,264 Times in 4,345 Posts
Rep Power: 21474859
C0LLETTE Has the BEST ReputationC0LLETTE Has the BEST ReputationC0LLETTE Has the BEST ReputationC0LLETTE Has the BEST ReputationC0LLETTE Has the BEST ReputationC0LLETTE Has the BEST ReputationC0LLETTE Has the BEST ReputationC0LLETTE Has the BEST ReputationC0LLETTE Has the BEST ReputationC0LLETTE Has the BEST ReputationC0LLETTE Has the BEST Reputation
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Orema View Post
No, they make a sign of the cross because it’s like the devil sneezing.

Why is there a “b” in the word debt?
Comes from debit

Why do some chin hairs grow faster than others?
__________________
______________________________
______________________________
C0LLETTE is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-23-2020, 02:05 AM   #226
homoe
Practically Lives Here

How Do You Identify?:
Butch
Relationship Status:
.....
 

Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: 30 minute ferry ride from Seattle
Posts: 38,565
Thanks: 20,811
Thanked 33,587 Times in 14,918 Posts
Rep Power: 21474889
homoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputation
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by C0LLETTE View Post
Comes from debit

Why do some chin hairs grow faster than others?
It's a conspiracy actually to see how long it takes for a female to run for a pair of tweezers to get rid of them!

Why is it that whatever we seem to be looking for is ALWAYS found in the last place we look?
homoe is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-24-2020, 09:16 AM   #227
homoe
Practically Lives Here

How Do You Identify?:
Butch
Relationship Status:
.....
 

Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: 30 minute ferry ride from Seattle
Posts: 38,565
Thanks: 20,811
Thanked 33,587 Times in 14,918 Posts
Rep Power: 21474889
homoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputation
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by homoe View Post
It's a conspiracy actually to see how long it takes for a female to run for a pair of tweezers to get rid of them!

Why is it that whatever we seem to be looking for is ALWAYS found in the last place we look?
Because 'said item" has had enough fun at our expense and decides to show up!

How on earth does a single sock manage to escape from the washing machine/ dryer to arriving on a sidewalk of a busy city street? And while I'm on the subject why is it ALWAYS just a single sock, why doesn't it ever take its mate?
homoe is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-24-2020, 09:22 AM   #228
Orema
Superlative Soul Sister

How Do You Identify?:
Lesbian stone femme
Preferred Pronoun?:
She, her, shawty
Relationship Status:
Single
 
Orema's Avatar
 

Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: Cottage of Content
Posts: 12,995
Thanks: 41,021
Thanked 34,013 Times in 8,560 Posts
Rep Power: 21474859
Orema Has the BEST ReputationOrema Has the BEST ReputationOrema Has the BEST ReputationOrema Has the BEST ReputationOrema Has the BEST ReputationOrema Has the BEST ReputationOrema Has the BEST ReputationOrema Has the BEST ReputationOrema Has the BEST ReputationOrema Has the BEST ReputationOrema Has the BEST Reputation
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by homoe View Post
Because 'said item" has had enough fun at our expense and decides to show up!

How on earth does a single sock manage to escape from the washing machine/ dryer to arriving on a sidewalk of a busy city street? And while I'm on the subject why is it ALWAYS just a single sock, why doesn't it ever take its mate?
The taker only has one foot.

Why take two when you only need one?
Orema is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-24-2020, 09:32 AM   #229
homoe
Practically Lives Here

How Do You Identify?:
Butch
Relationship Status:
.....
 

Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: 30 minute ferry ride from Seattle
Posts: 38,565
Thanks: 20,811
Thanked 33,587 Times in 14,918 Posts
Rep Power: 21474889
homoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputation
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Orema View Post
The taker only has one foot.

Why take two when you only need one?
Because things made in this day and age are shoddy workmanship and tend to break or breakdown hence always good to have a spare!

What there really a Mr Murphy regarding "Murphy's Law" of anything that can go wrong will go wrong?
homoe is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-24-2020, 09:36 AM   #230
Orema
Superlative Soul Sister

How Do You Identify?:
Lesbian stone femme
Preferred Pronoun?:
She, her, shawty
Relationship Status:
Single
 
Orema's Avatar
 

Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: Cottage of Content
Posts: 12,995
Thanks: 41,021
Thanked 34,013 Times in 8,560 Posts
Rep Power: 21474859
Orema Has the BEST ReputationOrema Has the BEST ReputationOrema Has the BEST ReputationOrema Has the BEST ReputationOrema Has the BEST ReputationOrema Has the BEST ReputationOrema Has the BEST ReputationOrema Has the BEST ReputationOrema Has the BEST ReputationOrema Has the BEST ReputationOrema Has the BEST Reputation
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by homoe View Post
Because things made in this day and age are shoddy workmanship and tend to break or breakdown hence always good to have a spare!

What there really a Mr Murphy regarding "Murphy's Law" of anything that can go wrong will go wrong?
Yes, his first name was Ernie and he was also a magician—you should have seen some of his tricks.

How many jokes do you have in your arsenal?
Orema is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-24-2020, 09:40 AM   #231
homoe
Practically Lives Here

How Do You Identify?:
Butch
Relationship Status:
.....
 

Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: 30 minute ferry ride from Seattle
Posts: 38,565
Thanks: 20,811
Thanked 33,587 Times in 14,918 Posts
Rep Power: 21474889
homoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputation
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Orema View Post
Yes, his first name was Ernie and he was also a magician—you should have seen some of his tricks.

How many jokes do you have in your arsenal?

Zero original, I steal jokes from wherever I can get them!

Learning English must be a nightmare! Why do we call it a haircut when all hairs are being chopped off and not a hairs cut?
homoe is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to homoe For This Useful Post:
Old 10-24-2020, 06:24 PM   #232
homoe
Practically Lives Here

How Do You Identify?:
Butch
Relationship Status:
.....
 

Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: 30 minute ferry ride from Seattle
Posts: 38,565
Thanks: 20,811
Thanked 33,587 Times in 14,918 Posts
Rep Power: 21474889
homoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputation
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by homoe View Post
Zero original, I steal jokes from wherever I can get them!

Learning English must be a nightmare! Why do we call it a haircut when all hairs are being chopped off and not a hairs cut?
I have no idea what the answer might be, BUT for sure next time I walk into my favorite clip-joint, I'm requesting a hairs cut!

Why is it, even tho we have countless clothes in our closets, for the main part we tend to gravitate to the same few pairs of jeans and tops?
homoe is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-26-2020, 11:34 AM   #233
akiza
Member

How Do You Identify?:
femme
Preferred Pronoun?:
khaleessi lol ^-^ just go with aki,ana,kit or princess
Relationship Status:
single
 
akiza's Avatar
 

Join Date: May 2017
Location: Congo-brazzaville
Posts: 774
Thanks: 318
Thanked 622 Times in 284 Posts
Rep Power: 0
akiza Has the BEST Reputationakiza Has the BEST Reputationakiza Has the BEST Reputationakiza Has the BEST Reputationakiza Has the BEST Reputationakiza Has the BEST Reputationakiza Has the BEST Reputationakiza Has the BEST Reputationakiza Has the BEST Reputationakiza Has the BEST Reputationakiza Has the BEST Reputation
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by homoe View Post
I have no idea what the answer might be, BUT for sure next time I walk into my favorite clip-joint, I'm requesting a hairs cut!

Why is it, even tho we have countless clothes in our closets, for the main part we tend to gravitate to the same few pairs of jeans and tops?
because routine and laziness is too much stuck ☺
Why soda flavored pop corn doesn't exist?
akiza is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-26-2020, 04:42 PM   #234
homoe
Practically Lives Here

How Do You Identify?:
Butch
Relationship Status:
.....
 

Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: 30 minute ferry ride from Seattle
Posts: 38,565
Thanks: 20,811
Thanked 33,587 Times in 14,918 Posts
Rep Power: 21474889
homoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputationhomoe Has the BEST Reputation
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by akiza View Post
because routine and laziness is too much stuck ☺
Why soda flavored pop corn doesn't exist?

Because Jones Soda in Seattle hasn't thought of it YEt, give em time, they will!


When a Doctor or Lawyer conduct themselves in their profession, they call it practicing. Why? When are they going to start for real?
homoe is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-26-2020, 04:53 PM   #235
akiza
Member

How Do You Identify?:
femme
Preferred Pronoun?:
khaleessi lol ^-^ just go with aki,ana,kit or princess
Relationship Status:
single
 
akiza's Avatar
 

Join Date: May 2017
Location: Congo-brazzaville
Posts: 774
Thanks: 318
Thanked 622 Times in 284 Posts
Rep Power: 0
akiza Has the BEST Reputationakiza Has the BEST Reputationakiza Has the BEST Reputationakiza Has the BEST Reputationakiza Has the BEST Reputationakiza Has the BEST Reputationakiza Has the BEST Reputationakiza Has the BEST Reputationakiza Has the BEST Reputationakiza Has the BEST Reputationakiza Has the BEST Reputation
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by homoe View Post
Because Jones Soda in Seattle hasn't thought of it YEt, give em time, they will!


When a Doctor or Lawyer conduct themselves in their profession, they call it practicing. Why? When are they going to start for real?
Because they're repeating their sentences before starting 😅
Why earth is called earth ?
akiza is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-26-2020, 05:56 PM   #236
C0LLETTE
Practically Lives Here

How Do You Identify?:
Depends on the day.
Preferred Pronoun?:
"I" and "we"
Relationship Status:
Very good. Thank you for asking.
 
C0LLETTE's Avatar
 

Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Canada
Posts: 11,501
Thanks: 16,676
Thanked 15,264 Times in 4,345 Posts
Rep Power: 21474859
C0LLETTE Has the BEST ReputationC0LLETTE Has the BEST ReputationC0LLETTE Has the BEST ReputationC0LLETTE Has the BEST ReputationC0LLETTE Has the BEST ReputationC0LLETTE Has the BEST ReputationC0LLETTE Has the BEST ReputationC0LLETTE Has the BEST ReputationC0LLETTE Has the BEST ReputationC0LLETTE Has the BEST ReputationC0LLETTE Has the BEST Reputation
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by akiza View Post
Because they're repeating their sentences before starting 😅
Why earth is called earth ?
All the other planet names were taken.

When will this election finally be over?
__________________
______________________________
______________________________
C0LLETTE is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to C0LLETTE For This Useful Post:
Old 10-27-2020, 01:14 AM   #237
akiza
Member

How Do You Identify?:
femme
Preferred Pronoun?:
khaleessi lol ^-^ just go with aki,ana,kit or princess
Relationship Status:
single
 
akiza's Avatar
 

Join Date: May 2017
Location: Congo-brazzaville
Posts: 774
Thanks: 318
Thanked 622 Times in 284 Posts
Rep Power: 0
akiza Has the BEST Reputationakiza Has the BEST Reputationakiza Has the BEST Reputationakiza Has the BEST Reputationakiza Has the BEST Reputationakiza Has the BEST Reputationakiza Has the BEST Reputationakiza Has the BEST Reputationakiza Has the BEST Reputationakiza Has the BEST Reputationakiza Has the BEST Reputation
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by C0LLETTE View Post
All the other planet names were taken.

When will this election finally be over?
When the trump card will be lost 😅
When will shit hit the fan?
akiza is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 03:39 AM.


ButchFemmePlanet.com
All information copyright of BFP 2018