I'll be out in a minute!!!!....

TexasCowboi · 02-27-2012, 12:28 PM

okay..... have you ever been peacefully sitting on the throne, minding your own bizness ........and you are startled by the rudeness of someone not knocking before they try to open the door?
you know, that little rattle that suddenly sounds like it is becoming a regular SWAT Team entry into your stall or your bathroom? Or the repeated tries, as if the door was going to suddenly unlock itself after the first attempt at opening?

What is your line to those people?

I'll be out in a minute!!!!

Strappie · 02-27-2012, 12:34 PM

HELLO.....

... .... ...

foxyshaman · 02-27-2012, 12:48 PM

A drunk reply - "if you wait I will leave it smelling all pretty for you"... door stopped rattling. Right then.

WolfyOne · 02-27-2012, 12:51 PM

We have an employee bathroom at work and I have a boss the checks the handle first. When it doesn't open, she knocks...hello, if it's locked, there must be someone in there, so why even bother knocking. Just go away and if you're in a hurry, can't wait, go use the public bathrooms. I hate to feel like I'm being rushed out because a boss doesn't want to use the public ones.

genghisfawn · 02-27-2012, 12:54 PM

I used to work with a total tool who used the women's bathroom (single-occupant) all the time because it was 5 steps closer to his office than the men's. He would go #2 and leave it, used everyone's body sprays (which we kept in the cupboards) as air freshener, and once shaved over the sink at lunch and left hair in it. We complained to HR, but he would just stop for awhile and get back to it. He was also pretty high up in the company, so there wasn't much we could do.

Fortunately for me, one day, that I locked the door so I could do my business. We'd all taken to locking the door in case he barged in. I heard him rattling the knob and started singing, to the tune of Jingle Bells, "Occupied, occupied, bathroom's occupiiiied..." He swore, laughed and went away.

It sounds funny, but my heart was in my mouth. He finally was told to stop it or he'd have to give up his office and take a cubicle, instead, closer to the men's bathroom.

RNguy · 02-27-2012, 12:55 PM

[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYW6C44zo24&feature=youtube_gdata_player"]Sittin On Tha Toilet - YouTube[/nomedia]

Blade · 02-27-2012, 03:38 PM

Normally I just say somebody is in here. If they keep rattling the door, then on the way out I use the famous phrase of "Steve Irwin" DANGER DANGER DANGER

Corkey · 02-27-2012, 03:53 PM

"Someone's in here, wait your turn."I'd like to say "I'll be done when you get some manners",

but why piss 'em off.

chai~ · 02-27-2012, 04:11 PM

"We'll be awhile, come back later!", accenting on the WE"LL part.
Leaves them wondering who the heck is "WE" and what the heck are they doing in there!
But they might just linger to hear if there is something naughty going on!

Mr Nice Guy · 02-27-2012, 04:54 PM

I usually say, "someone's in here!" then when I come out I say, "you don't really want to go in there" You should see the faces I get of course I'm only joking lol

morningstar55 · 02-27-2012, 05:10 PM

being the trucker traveling lady that i am .........
iand using the public rest rooms......
if i had a dime everytime .........

there are 4 ?? 8 or what ever stalls..... alll empty yours in the only 1 occupied ( door closed)
someone comes in...... what do they , try to open YOUR stall door!!!
whats up with that???
then some say a im sorry thing.. geeshh

WomenMoveMe · 02-27-2012, 05:14 PM

If at work:
No thank you, I am giving at the office.

If a public restroom:
Come on in, careful not to step in the huge puddle.

02-27-2012, 12:28 PM	#1
TexasCowboi Member How Do You Identify?: TGStoneButch Relationship Status: Married....'nuff said Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 181 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 178 Thanked 502 Times in 128 Posts Rep Power: 4791448	I'll be out in a minute!!!!.... okay..... have you ever been peacefully sitting on the throne, minding your own bizness ........and you are startled by the rudeness of someone not knocking before they try to open the door? you know, that little rattle that suddenly sounds like it is becoming a regular SWAT Team entry into your stall or your bathroom? Or the repeated tries, as if the door was going to suddenly unlock itself after the first attempt at opening? What is your line to those people? I'll be out in a minute!!!!

02-27-2012, 12:48 PM	#3
foxyshaman Member How Do You Identify?: spiritually minded dirt dog Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: canada Posts: 898 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,957 Thanked 2,593 Times in 663 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	A drunk reply - "if you wait I will leave it smelling all pretty for you"... door stopped rattling. Right then. __________________ Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. Muriel Strode

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WolfyOne Magically Delicious How Do You Identify?: Gentle Butch Relationship Status: Single and content Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Minnesota Posts: 6,558 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 22,052 Thanked 15,407 Times in 4,139 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	We have an employee bathroom at work and I have a boss the checks the handle first. When it doesn't open, she knocks...hello, if it's locked, there must be someone in there, so why even bother knocking. Just go away and if you're in a hurry, can't wait, go use the public bathrooms. I hate to feel like I'm being rushed out because a boss doesn't want to use the public ones. __________________ Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength; loving someone deeply gives you courage --- Lao Tzo

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02-27-2012, 03:38 PM	#7
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02-27-2012, 12:34 PM	#2
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02-27-2012, 12:54 PM	#5
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02-27-2012, 03:53 PM	#8
Corkey Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Human Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Very Married Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Where I want to be Posts: 8,155 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 47,491 Thanked 29,299 Times in 6,640 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	"Someone's in here, wait your turn."I'd like to say "I'll be done when you get some manners", but why piss 'em off. __________________ "Many proposals have been made to us to adopt your laws, your religion, your manners and your customs. We would be better pleased with beholding the good effects of these doctrines in your own practices, than with hearing you talk about them". ~Old Tassel, Chief of the Tsalagi (Cherokee)

02-27-2012, 04:11 PM	#9
chai~ Member How Do You Identify?: Self possessed Aquarian Preferred Pronoun?: Don't call me baby~ Relationship Status: Deliciously single and loving it. Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: lotus land Posts: 1,173 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,937 Thanked 3,383 Times in 864 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	"We'll be awhile, come back later!", accenting on the WE"LL part. Leaves them wondering who the heck is "WE" and what the heck are they doing in there! But they might just linger to hear if there is something naughty going on!

02-27-2012, 04:54 PM	#10
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02-27-2012, 05:10 PM	#11
morningstar55 Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme,she Preferred Pronoun?: she,her, Relationship Status: very single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: western NY Posts: 3,809 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,280 Thanked 4,241 Times in 1,845 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	being the trucker traveling lady that i am ......... iand using the public rest rooms...... if i had a dime everytime ......... there are 4 ?? 8 or what ever stalls..... alll empty yours in the only 1 occupied ( door closed) someone comes in...... what do they , try to open YOUR stall door!!! whats up with that??? then some say a im sorry thing.. geeshh __________________ -------------------------------------------- life is to short to wake up in the morning with regrets so love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who dont, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance take it... if it changes your life let it.

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WomenMoveMe Member How Do You Identify?: I just wander about and be! Relationship Status: Caution: Dead End Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Kentucky Posts: 561 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,473 Thanked 2,101 Times in 417 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	If at work: No thank you, I am giving at the office. If a public restroom: Come on in, careful not to step in the huge puddle.

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