Derail Me ~ Please! - Page 4

The_Lady_Snow · 06-30-2011, 05:55 PM

I love penny loafers....

hpychick · 06-30-2011, 06:05 PM

I hear the Friends DVD series is good to watch when you're going to sleep. But don't forget to set the timer on the TV.

The_Lady_Snow · 06-30-2011, 06:19 PM

I'm currently viewing SYTYCD...

Corkey · 06-30-2011, 06:21 PM

Plumbers, yet again, crankiness shall ensue in the morning.

The_Lady_Snow · 06-30-2011, 06:22 PM

My pipes shall be clean soon....

hpychick · 06-30-2011, 06:22 PM

Speaking of plumbers, I was at the grocer yesterday and they had the biggest black plumbs I have ever in my life seen. I think they must have been the size of nectarines.

princessbelle · 06-30-2011, 06:22 PM

I do not like nor appreciate jazz.

The_Lady_Snow · 06-30-2011, 06:32 PM

I love Jazz, jazz hands eh depends. I love love watching this man dance in his wheel chair he makes me wanna cry.

princessbelle · 06-30-2011, 06:35 PM

When i worked in the nursing home we would have "dances". Dancing with the elderly in wheelchairs is a lot of fun and they loved it.

Not sure why i don't like jazz.

I can't find my emory board.

The_Lady_Snow · 06-30-2011, 06:43 PM

I love how cheetas move.....

~Bo · 06-30-2011, 07:07 PM

I still wanna see Snowy in a wet t-shirt.

TickledPink · 06-30-2011, 07:49 PM

My nickname is Cheetah (family thing). But I don't have a wet t-shirt with a picture of it.

scootebaby · 06-30-2011, 07:59 PM

while in the bahamas i learned that when we(the USA) was a baby we used to drive on the left side--for like a day!

tapu · 06-30-2011, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scootebaby

while in the bahamas i learned that when we(the USA) was a baby we used to drive on the left side--for like a day!

You know, the left side of the brain is dominant for language.

hpychick · 06-30-2011, 08:17 PM

and have you ever wondered why some dominants refer to themselves at He, Hy, Hys, Me, etc?

That's consensual topping!

Ohh...and topping, I loved whipped topping...oh my goodness..

moxie · 06-30-2011, 08:26 PM

Two days ago I was shown this video and was told "It's the best song EVER with seven exclamation points." It's been in my head ever since.

Now it's in yours. You're welcome.

tapu · 06-30-2011, 08:28 PM

My opinion of a writer/correspondent can vary depending on whether they use one !, or !!, or any number higher than that. I won't go into the details.

amiyesiam · 06-30-2011, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corkey

Plumbers, yet again, crankiness shall ensue in the morning.

what he means is

My wife is going to be f***** cranky when I tell her the plumbers are coming at 9am in the morning

god this not only means up before 9am on my day off
it means up, showered, and DRESSED (in actual clothes)before 9am in the morning
who does this?

tapu · 06-30-2011, 10:16 PM

Funny you should mention that about getting dressed. I knew someone who worked as a "dresser" for Peggy Lee.

Bohemian Rhapsody · 06-30-2011, 10:28 PM

High above the mucky muck castle made of clouds there sits wonderboy sitting oh so proudly. Not much to say when your high above the mucky muck. yeah. Wonderboy what is the secret of your power? Wonderboy won't you take me far away from the mucky muck now? Now its time for me to tell you about young nasty man, archrival and nemesis of wonderboy with powers comprable to wonderboy. What powers you ask? How bout the power of flight. That do anything for ya? That's levitation holmes? How bout the power to kill a yak? From 200 yards away with mind bullets! that's telekenesis Kyle! How bout the power...to move you? the history of wonderboy and young nastyman. A secret to be told. And no chance to be bold and blasting forth in three part harmony. Wonderboy what is the secret of your power? Wonderboy won't you take me far away from that mucky muck now? Well wonderboy and young nastyman joined forces, they formed a band the likes of which had never been seen! and they called themselves tenacious d. THAT'S RIGHT! Me and KG (that's me) we're now tenacious d. Come fly with me fly! Wonderboy what is the secret of your power? Wonderboy won't you take me far away from the mucky muck. now! Oh take my hand young nastyman. Fly bring out your broad sword. Theres the hydra slice his throat! Grab his scrote! You take the high road. I'll take the low. There at the crevace, fill it with your mighty chest.

06-30-2011, 05:55 PM	#61
The_Lady_Snow MILLION $$$ PUSSY How Do You Identify?: Kinky, Raw, Perverted, Uber Queer Alpha Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Iconic Ms. Relationship Status: Keeper of 3, only one has the map to my freckles Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: La Reina del Sur Posts: 22,488 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 32,231 Thanked 80,119 Times in 15,678 Posts Rep Power: 21474873	I love penny loafers.... __________________ "If you’re going to play these dirty games of ours, then you might as well indulge completely. It’s all about turning back into an animal and that’s the beauty of it. Place your guilt on the sidewalk and take a blow torch to it (guilt is usually worthless anyway). Be perverted, be filthy, do things that mannered people shouldn’t do. If you’re going to be gross then go for it and don’t wimp out."---Master Aiden

06-30-2011, 06:05 PM	#62
hpychick Member How Do You Identify?: Feminine with a hammer Preferred Pronoun?: Girly Stuff Relationship Status: Jesse's Girl. She asked! I said yes! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Minneapolis! Or as I like to call it - Many Happiness! Posts: 1,364 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,387 Thanked 1,417 Times in 499 Posts Rep Power: 15817344	I hear the Friends DVD series is good to watch when you're going to sleep. But don't forget to set the timer on the TV. __________________ *~~greeting the world one cup of coffee at a time~~* http://www.waterfyi.com/wp-content/u...nn-300x168.jpg

06-30-2011, 06:19 PM	#63
The_Lady_Snow MILLION $$$ PUSSY How Do You Identify?: Kinky, Raw, Perverted, Uber Queer Alpha Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Iconic Ms. Relationship Status: Keeper of 3, only one has the map to my freckles Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: La Reina del Sur Posts: 22,488 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 32,231 Thanked 80,119 Times in 15,678 Posts Rep Power: 21474873	I'm currently viewing SYTYCD... __________________ "If you’re going to play these dirty games of ours, then you might as well indulge completely. It’s all about turning back into an animal and that’s the beauty of it. Place your guilt on the sidewalk and take a blow torch to it (guilt is usually worthless anyway). Be perverted, be filthy, do things that mannered people shouldn’t do. If you’re going to be gross then go for it and don’t wimp out."---Master Aiden

06-30-2011, 06:21 PM	#64
Corkey Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Human Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Very Married Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Where I want to be Posts: 8,155 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 47,491 Thanked 29,299 Times in 6,640 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	Plumbers, yet again, crankiness shall ensue in the morning. __________________ "Many proposals have been made to us to adopt your laws, your religion, your manners and your customs. We would be better pleased with beholding the good effects of these doctrines in your own practices, than with hearing you talk about them". ~Old Tassel, Chief of the Tsalagi (Cherokee)

06-30-2011, 06:22 PM	#65
The_Lady_Snow MILLION $$$ PUSSY How Do You Identify?: Kinky, Raw, Perverted, Uber Queer Alpha Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Iconic Ms. Relationship Status: Keeper of 3, only one has the map to my freckles Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: La Reina del Sur Posts: 22,488 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 32,231 Thanked 80,119 Times in 15,678 Posts Rep Power: 21474873	My pipes shall be clean soon.... __________________ "If you’re going to play these dirty games of ours, then you might as well indulge completely. It’s all about turning back into an animal and that’s the beauty of it. Place your guilt on the sidewalk and take a blow torch to it (guilt is usually worthless anyway). Be perverted, be filthy, do things that mannered people shouldn’t do. If you’re going to be gross then go for it and don’t wimp out."---Master Aiden

06-30-2011, 06:22 PM	#67
princessbelle Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: femme ones Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tennessee Posts: 6,100 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,380 Thanked 30,503 Times in 5,201 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	I do not like nor appreciate jazz. __________________ ~ I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. ~ Maya Angelou

06-30-2011, 06:32 PM	#68
The_Lady_Snow MILLION $$$ PUSSY How Do You Identify?: Kinky, Raw, Perverted, Uber Queer Alpha Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Iconic Ms. Relationship Status: Keeper of 3, only one has the map to my freckles Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: La Reina del Sur Posts: 22,488 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 32,231 Thanked 80,119 Times in 15,678 Posts Rep Power: 21474873	I love Jazz, jazz hands eh depends. I love love watching this man dance in his wheel chair he makes me wanna cry. __________________ "If you’re going to play these dirty games of ours, then you might as well indulge completely. It’s all about turning back into an animal and that’s the beauty of it. Place your guilt on the sidewalk and take a blow torch to it (guilt is usually worthless anyway). Be perverted, be filthy, do things that mannered people shouldn’t do. If you’re going to be gross then go for it and don’t wimp out."---Master Aiden

06-30-2011, 06:35 PM	#69
princessbelle Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: femme ones Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tennessee Posts: 6,100 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,380 Thanked 30,503 Times in 5,201 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	When i worked in the nursing home we would have "dances". Dancing with the elderly in wheelchairs is a lot of fun and they loved it. Not sure why i don't like jazz. I can't find my emory board. __________________ ~ I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. ~ Maya Angelou

06-30-2011, 06:43 PM	#70
The_Lady_Snow MILLION $$$ PUSSY How Do You Identify?: Kinky, Raw, Perverted, Uber Queer Alpha Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Iconic Ms. Relationship Status: Keeper of 3, only one has the map to my freckles Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: La Reina del Sur Posts: 22,488 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 32,231 Thanked 80,119 Times in 15,678 Posts Rep Power: 21474873	I love how cheetas move..... __________________ "If you’re going to play these dirty games of ours, then you might as well indulge completely. It’s all about turning back into an animal and that’s the beauty of it. Place your guilt on the sidewalk and take a blow torch to it (guilt is usually worthless anyway). Be perverted, be filthy, do things that mannered people shouldn’t do. If you’re going to be gross then go for it and don’t wimp out."---Master Aiden

06-30-2011, 07:07 PM	#71
~Bo Senior Member How Do You Identify?: FTM Preferred Pronoun?: He Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: PA Posts: 1,590 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,247 Thanked 1,680 Times in 742 Posts Rep Power: 13485854	I still wanna see Snowy in a wet t-shirt.

06-30-2011, 07:49 PM	#72
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06-30-2011, 07:59 PM	#73
scootebaby Timed Out How Do You Identify?: yes dear Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: south florida Posts: 2,494 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,264 Thanked 6,737 Times in 1,777 Posts Rep Power: 0	while in the bahamas i learned that when we(the USA) was a baby we used to drive on the left side--for like a day!

06-30-2011, 08:17 PM	#75
hpychick Member How Do You Identify?: Feminine with a hammer Preferred Pronoun?: Girly Stuff Relationship Status: Jesse's Girl. She asked! I said yes! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Minneapolis! Or as I like to call it - Many Happiness! Posts: 1,364 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,387 Thanked 1,417 Times in 499 Posts Rep Power: 15817344	and have you ever wondered why some dominants refer to themselves at He, Hy, Hys, Me, etc? That's consensual topping! Ohh...and topping, I loved whipped topping...oh my goodness.. __________________ *~~greeting the world one cup of coffee at a time~~* http://www.waterfyi.com/wp-content/u...nn-300x168.jpg

06-30-2011, 08:26 PM	#76
moxie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: a cynical princess wannabe Preferred Pronoun?: lipgloss junkie Relationship Status: yep Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the ville Posts: 3,027 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,544 Thanked 6,770 Times in 1,847 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Two days ago I was shown this video and was told "It's the best song EVER with seven exclamation points." It's been in my head ever since. Now it's in yours. You're welcome. __________________ "Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love." - Wally Lamb

06-30-2011, 08:28 PM	#77
tapu Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Understated butch. Preferred Pronoun?: I Relationship Status: Party of One Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Maine Posts: 1,654 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,324 Thanked 3,112 Times in 1,103 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	My opinion of a writer/correspondent can vary depending on whether they use one !, or !!, or any number higher than that. I won't go into the details. __________________ Really? That's not funny to you?

06-30-2011, 10:16 PM	#79
tapu Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Understated butch. Preferred Pronoun?: I Relationship Status: Party of One Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Maine Posts: 1,654 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,324 Thanked 3,112 Times in 1,103 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	Funny you should mention that about getting dressed. I knew someone who worked as a "dresser" for Peggy Lee. __________________ Really? That's not funny to you?

06-30-2011, 10:28 PM	#80
Bohemian Rhapsody Junior Member How Do You Identify?: Stone femme Preferred Pronoun?: she,her,princess Relationship Status: possibly disillusioned, too stubborn to quit Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Florida Posts: 83 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 188 Thanked 440 Times in 47 Posts Rep Power: 1022440	High above the mucky muck castle made of clouds there sits wonderboy sitting oh so proudly. Not much to say when your high above the mucky muck. yeah. Wonderboy what is the secret of your power? Wonderboy won't you take me far away from the mucky muck now? Now its time for me to tell you about young nasty man, archrival and nemesis of wonderboy with powers comprable to wonderboy. What powers you ask? How bout the power of flight. That do anything for ya? That's levitation holmes? How bout the power to kill a yak? From 200 yards away with mind bullets! that's telekenesis Kyle! How bout the power...to move you? the history of wonderboy and young nastyman. A secret to be told. And no chance to be bold and blasting forth in three part harmony. Wonderboy what is the secret of your power? Wonderboy won't you take me far away from that mucky muck now? Well wonderboy and young nastyman joined forces, they formed a band the likes of which had never been seen! and they called themselves tenacious d. THAT'S RIGHT! Me and KG (that's me) we're now tenacious d. Come fly with me fly! Wonderboy what is the secret of your power? Wonderboy won't you take me far away from the mucky muck. now! Oh take my hand young nastyman. Fly bring out your broad sword. Theres the hydra slice his throat! Grab his scrote! You take the high road. I'll take the low. There at the crevace, fill it with your mighty chest. __________________ *I dont want a Knight in shining armor, I want a Rocker in Dickies with Tattoos* http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/j...edamnworld.gif http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/j...59/biscuit.gifGramma's lil biscuit, Aurora Rose