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04-18-2011, 10:15 AM
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This is a place to put your Overheard @ The (fill in the blank). Example: Overheard @ The Daywalkers yesterday ~  Quote: "...she wants to use the new foil, not the left over foil. Fine. FINe. Here, use a piece of the 40 year old good stuff."   Have fun n remember ~ try not to run too fast with scissors.  
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04-18-2011, 10:17 AM
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Overheard @ The Daywalkers:
Mrs. Day "I love U for your Tuna"  Me: "  Oh, really" Mrs. Day "...tuna FISH Daywalker" Me: " *grin* yeah, that's a whole lot different" Mrs. Day: "...tuna fish SALAD Daywalker" Me: "...this pleases the Gay MaN in mah head"  
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04-18-2011, 10:37 AM
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Awhile back at work me and a friend decided to write down what other nurses were saying on the phone.... One sided conversations can get quite interesting.....
One specific conversation i remember went somethings like this.... "How may i help you? Oh gosh it hurt that bad? When he takes it out or puts it in? Both? Have you tried using saline to moisten it? Try taking pain meds prior because it has to be done. Change your position and try relaxing. You have to trust him. Is he not gentle? Ask him to pack it in a different way, from a different angle. Good luck and please you have to do this everyday, promise me. Call us back if you won't let him and we will send someone out to do it for him." We laughed and laughed. It was overheard from a nurse on the phone with a patient regarding a dressing change her husband was doing daily. But, omg we nurses enjoy a good laugh at work too.
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04-18-2011, 10:39 AM
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Somewhere, sometime some Sunday night
Wow, he knows how to throw a FIT!
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04-18-2011, 11:46 AM
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Overheard outside just now
~ 2 girls walking by, one on the cell phone says ~  "...you think I'm playin'...I ain't playing. I will cut a bitch. OK? OK? Yeah, that's what I thought! Ok, love you too Boo...see U at home" 
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04-18-2011, 12:39 PM
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Overheard at work last night:
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04-18-2011, 01:34 PM
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I honestly don't understand why we can't all just become atheists. G_d would understand.
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04-18-2011, 04:50 PM
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Overheard at a Village Inn somewhere near you....
Me: "Oh hell, honey... you get us a table.. I need to go change" Damon: "why?" Me: "I put my damn pants on inside out!" Damon: " .gif "Say What?") "Me: after coming back from the bathroom to find you still at the counter texting... "Who are you telling that to?!?!?!?"
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04-18-2011, 04:55 PM
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At the beach Publix:
I swear we are invaded my zombies. They're so pale and thin and they shuffle around moaning. No dear those are teenagers. (I laughed my ass off.That couple had a sense of humor.)
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04-18-2011, 05:51 PM
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At library:
"I don't understand why they are saying this word hates gay people." Said by elementary age child learning about homophones.
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07-17-2011, 03:53 PM
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Overheard in the Old Port:
Guy on his cell: "Hey man, I thought that we had plans to eat grilled cheese sandwiches today."
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07-28-2011, 04:01 PM
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overheard at the safeway (by the yogurt)
"that's jacked up! i can't believe he's marrying her; i'm the one who brought the 151." |
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07-28-2011, 04:12 PM
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Overheard in store
conversation between 5 year old and her mom.
little girl: mommy didn't you say you wanted to go look at toys? mom: no, I'm pretty sure that's not what I said little girl now has an intense look on her face, clearly thinking. little girl: mommy would you like me to look at the toys for you? I promise to come back and tell you what I saw. me to the mother: how old she? mom: the little old lady is five. I swear she's been here at least 5 times already. we both laughed |
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07-29-2011, 01:58 PM
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strange things were definitely afoot
overheard at the circle k
"ninja monkeys! hell yeah!" |
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07-29-2011, 02:45 PM
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10-18-2012, 06:50 PM
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Overheard a colleague say to his friend about me....
"She's way too fabulous to be single. We have to find her someone."
WTF 
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10-20-2012, 06:32 PM
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I totally forgot to post this exchange...
A random call to Coppahhhhhh Bard, no answer. A text follows close behind: Grasshoppahhhh Coppahhhhh "Sorry Hippy, I was in roll call at work"  Aforementioned Hippy: "Lmao...oh shit. I ferget other folks haz work. Promise I was not inhaling whilst calling during yer roll call. hehee." Coppahhhhhh "It's ok I was running the roll call. You vibrated my chest." Dark Hippy reply: "That's hawt Overheard stuff right there mah friend" 
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10-20-2012, 07:39 PM
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Overheard the dog and cat "talking"... I think they are planning to take over the house!
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01-15-2013, 12:31 PM
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.. at work while people were getting on a tour bus.
People coming up asking "Party for a purpose?" Guy driving: "yup" Guy driving seeing others approach: "Hard rock?" Ladies looking at him. "Yes, Hard Rock. Party for a purpose." Me:
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08-17-2013, 08:20 PM
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little girl maybe 5yrs old
great zing of a barb "girl please - you know you got your hair did at walmart" |
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