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Old 01-28-2013, 09:09 PM   #61
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Pus. The word and well, you know, the thing. Blegh *Shudders*


Hi, would you mind clarifying if by puss you are referring to kitties, the icky ooze that's infected or vagina?

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Old 01-28-2013, 09:39 PM   #62
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Someone did this to me one time while I was inhaling and I actually inhaled a gassy, disgusting, sour burp that I tried to huff out of my mouth by exhaling rapidly and chuffing like a reverse barking dog. I could taste it! And I started gagging pretty immediately.

It was probably one of the single most disgusting things that has ever happened to me.

Oh, and it was my Dad who did it.

I am so sorry this happened to you, but I have to say that your description of the event made me laugh out loud, despite the fact that my ear hurts so badly that it feels like someone is jamming an ice pick into it.


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when people dig in their ear for ear wax, then look at it when they take their fingers out...

I have seen old men do this..I dont know why they do this...but oooooo
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Old 01-28-2013, 10:56 PM   #64
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when people dig in their ear for ear wax, then look at it when they take their fingers out...

I have seen old men do this..I dont know why they do this...but oooooo
Oh hell, and when they use their dirty nasty keys
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Miss Tia, I have seen old men do this too but they were using their car keys ... And just turn the key over and over examining the gunk ... all the while, standing there talking to someone. That is way up there towards the top of the disgust list.
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When you go to use a lotion pump, and you haven't used it in awhile, and it has that hard little lotion crusty that plops out into your hand with the fresh lotion.

I always forget to check for that, and remove it before I use the lotion.
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people who play with their dentures in their mouth..or taking them out and licking the inside of them..and putting them back in...
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When my shunt tubing moves and I can hear it click behind my ear or when they change the setting with the magnets and it gets all whooshy in my stomach & I want to gag, lol.
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Seeing and hearing someone hocking a lugey (sp?)

Okay based on my other post, I have big issue with nasal functions because a snotty nosed kid with it running down to their mouth... *gag*
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Hairs and other general yuckies left in the shower, bath, sink or loo.

Spitting whether accompanied by that awful hacking it up noise or not. There is never a good reason to spit in public, ever! Or in private unless you are drowning in nasty lung fluids due to illness. Even then you don't need to announce it!

Bogies in all forms. We all must blow our noses at sometime but eww. At least attempt to find a quiet spot. And no checking out what you found up there! Gag.

Sharing burps and farts in any enclosed space, while people eat or deliberately just to gross people out. It isn't big or clever or funny.

Seeing someone not wash their hands after using a public toilet. How do I get out without touching the door!? Nasty.

Finding something in my food that isn't supposed to be there especially hair. Even when I know for a fact it is one of my own hairs that happened to land on my plate. That's it. I'm done eating.
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Long dirty fingernails.
Moisture or anything hanging off or embedded in facial hair.
Dogs with mucus crusted around their eyes.
Smell of brussel sprouts.
Sour milk.
Mouthful of cold coffee that was suppose to be hot.
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Dried up vomit, dirty panties left on bathroom floor, and seeing rings from sweat on a tshirt someones wearing
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belly button pickings. It is a rare phenomena in our culture for people to pick their belly button lint out. and smell it. WHY? Oh WHY??? These people grow up to be the same people who stick keys in their ears and flop their dentures in and out of their mouths!
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Mouth noises - people who chew loudly or with their mouths open. OMG so nasty.
Fake nails - I might get stoned for this, as I'm a femme. But I hate it when I'm with a bunch of femmes and they all have fake nails, and they spend hours picking at them. stoppit plz. I keep my nails short and clean, thanks.
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Noses - specially noises that emanate from them. Blow yer frickin' nose or breath through yer mouth...better yet, just stop breathing!
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