you know you are in hell when....

Soft*Silver · 07-14-2010, 12:03 PM

your back is out and you cant get off the couch and you have lost the remote and Jerry Springer comes on the channel you are stuck on....

Greyson · 07-14-2010, 12:37 PM

When the person in the cubicle next to yours listens to Rush Limbaugh, daily, while working.

MrSunshine · 07-14-2010, 01:04 PM

when it takes 3 fucking hours to figure out how to use an i pod. pure hell! reading the directions is a different kind O hell in itself.

Soft*Silver · 07-14-2010, 01:04 PM

oh god....now its Maury Povich....

Quote:

Originally Posted by softness

your back is out and you cant get off the couch and you have lost the remote and Jerry Springer comes on the channel you are stuck on....

JustBeingMe · 07-17-2010, 01:10 AM

Your dog keeps passing gas and it stinks out your home!!

Venus007 · 07-17-2010, 02:24 AM

Everyone around you is trapped in the expediency and tyranny of emotions and rationality and logic are viewed as character flaws

DamonK · 07-17-2010, 02:33 AM

When I'm back home in TX and heat index is 115

Artdecogoddess · 07-17-2010, 09:58 AM

Anytime Celery is served as a FOOD!

Blaze · 07-17-2010, 10:10 AM

When there is only "ONE" of You. And 35 medical associates

all wanting things ASAP

The first answer that comes to mind is....

Annnnnnnddddddddd you want what? When?

Cowboi · 07-17-2010, 10:14 AM

When the temp is 114 with the heat index!!!!!! My damn flip flops are gonna melt on the sidewalk!!!!

Leigh · 07-17-2010, 10:40 AM

I love My sister to death but I know I'm in hell when .......

All I hear for hours at a time is Barney ~ nothing but Barney

sweetfemme247 · 07-17-2010, 10:44 AM

hahah oh come on you gotta love it

JustBeingMe · 07-17-2010, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cowboi

When the temp is 114 with the heat index!!!!!! My damn flip flops are gonna melt on the sidewalk!!!!

Or to the soles of your feet!!

JustBeingMe · 07-17-2010, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Braedon

I love My sister to death but I know I'm in hell when .......

All I hear for hours at a time is Barney ~ nothing but Barney

Oh I can't stand Barney!
Whoever heard of a purple dinosaur anyway?

Jet · 07-17-2010, 11:38 AM

when you go through what I went through. The hairs on your neck will stand up.

Mister Bent · 07-17-2010, 11:45 AM

...when you have to listen to the needle skipping on the record.

sweetfemme247 · 07-17-2010, 11:47 AM

when you finally get the energy to go to the car wash and vacuum out the car and the vacuum doesnt work so i wasted my 3 dollars and now i dont want to do it anymore.

firie · 07-17-2010, 11:48 AM

The idea of being stuck eternally in:

Rockinonahigh · 07-17-2010, 02:45 PM

When it takes a pain pill,a muscel relaxer and dam near a traction to get any kind of a nights sleep.

BornBronson · 07-21-2010, 09:27 PM

You're on the interstate and you gotta go num.2 and there's not a rest area in sight.

Oh lord have mercy.

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