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05-11-2016, 07:13 AM | #606 |
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An oldie but a goodie.
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What's green & fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree onto you?
.................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ..........................................A pool table! Hey, the OP did ask for corny!
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ONLY TWO BABIES ARE IN THE NURSERY AND WHEN THE NURSE GOES OUT THE ONE BABY LIFTS UP HIS HEAD AND IN BABY TALK SAYS HELLO NICE TO SEE YOU I AM A LITTLE BOY BABY. THE OTHER BABY LIFTS UP, LOOKS OVER AND SAYS, HEY, NICE TO MEET YOU TOO, I'M A LITTLE GIRL BABY. FIRST BABY SAYS EHY HOW DO I KNOW FOR SURE YOU ARE A LITTLE GIRL BABY. THE BABY LOOKS AROUND , PULLS DOWN HER BLANKET, PULLS UP HER NIGHTIE AND SAYS SEE......................... PINK BOOTIES
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How do trees get on the internet?......................they log in!
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Cows is Kansas...
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1. What do you call an out of control photographer? A loose Canon
2. You can tell if your gold jewelry is fake by leaving the room and listening to see if talks crap about you to the other jewelry. 3. Taking things literally can lead to confusion, but at the end of the day, 11:59.
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corny enoug ?
here is one I made up after reading a biography about Louis XVI...
what did king Louis XVI say on busy days ? a: "YOU JUST CAN'T GET AHEAD ( a head ) around here ! " original corny goofy silliness from FAS |
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Because all his grades were under "C" What kind of medicine did the bed take? Pill-Os (Pillows)
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Hahahahahahaha@number 2. Ahhh; reminds me of when I was a 15 year old, blinging, gold and diamond-encrusted tiara. It was a crazy time for all of us. lol, wow; some of these jokes are really weird in here. I like that.
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