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Old 03-02-2016, 08:32 AM   #1
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Default Feeling Berned Out Yet?

This following is a very blunt summary of Bernie Sanders and his rapid descent into FUBAR land. If you still believe he is legit, has great ideas and would make an excellent president who could win if only we women lovers would see the light, please move on and save us both a lot of drama.




The excitement of Super Tuesday has started to simmer down, and through the clouds of dust, grease and crap that the elephants, donkeys and that one fucking incontinent old unicorn left in their wake are settling down.
Now it's clear that Hillary has almost run the table, and by clear I mean the delegate count for Hillary is so huge, Bernout is delusional if he still thinks he can win. If he thinks he can win the Democratic primary, then go on to beat the bottomless corporate pockets of the GOP nominee, he is so full of shit, Chris Christie is in Jersey, sniffing his backside and worrying that he crapped his pants again.
If that freeloading gonif Bernie had even a shred of decency, gratitude or loyalty to a party that was kind enough to let him mooch a spot on the ticket, he would immediately and gracefully concede to Hillary, bow out and let her focus on Trumpht, the Canuck Cuban and the little gay Cuban on the down low.
Will Bernie have the grace to finally get out of Hillary's way?
I doubt it.
Any career hack politician who has the balls to beg the Democrats to let him run on their ticket for president, then trashes the legitimate Democratic candidate, outspending Hillary by millions of dollars gathered by Karl Rove and other GOP ratfucks for a huge number of attack ads on TV. If his fans' anuses are not sore enough yet, his latest stunt won't sooth those swollen membranes one bit.
Bend over again, kids, he just announced a simultaneous run as an Independent for reelection to the Senate seat he naps in. That's not insane behavior, it's conniving, boorish, rude and toxic to any Democratic politician who dares endorse him.
Even though it was proven to be a spoof almost the minute it ran, the NY Times article that announced Elizabeth Warren was going to endorse him, every Democrat (true Democrat, not the Bernistas) in the Northern Hemisphere decided she'd fucked herself anyway by not jumping out for Hillary early last year. Senator Elizabeth Pussyfoot Warren can join that Democratic quitter (some unknown Senator from Hawaii) on Exile Island.
Do you think Bernie cares?
Let's review.
Mr. Anti Establishment/Career Civil Servant has drummed up a lot of first time voters and old hippie daydream believers into thinking we need a revolution.
We do, but it's against the GOP's lawlessness, Citizens United, state by state gerrymandering, subsidies to mega wealthy companies and off shore tax havens. We need to tax the 1% proportionate to their wealth, like everyone else. Now that extreme fundamentalist "Khristian"churches have their big noses in partisan politics and womens' vaginas, they should start paying taxes, too.
All of these matters can and should be handled through the checks and balance systems of our legislatures, the courts and the executive branch. That system worked fine until Bush and Dick put on a clinic on how to screw the treasury out of billions, commit treason, war crimes, and get by with all of it.
The tea party and Citizens United need to be stomped to death by experienced, precision stompers like Hillary, not the tapped out Doo Dah man in his closed toed business Birkenstocks.
Nope.
We don't need the kind of revolution the Kvetchy Professor sketched out on a napkin once the media started demanding he tell them how he planned to pay for all of his sky pies. All of his plans have been examined and reexamined by experts in and out of the government, and they are not plausible. Period. You cannot change laws by expecting naive, gullible hipster kids to storm Congress and Senate offices and make demands and threats.
Burnie has milked the system for all it was worth, and along the way made sure his wife, friends and step-son got their beaks wet in "free" campaign donation money. But he can no longer attract the kind of millions, if not billions of campaign dollars he'd need, because the delegate count mathematics say no, and all his big plans added up to zilch.
He is now at the "Curb Your Enthusiasm" stage, where Larry David has to choose between the decision he pretends not to know is right, and the fucked up, selfish, egotistical, asshole decision we all know he'll choose.
So, if he decides to ride his ridiculous, exhausted unicorn to the collapse and die stage, I hope Vermonters will either opt for leaf peeping instead of the polls, or vote for a Senate politician who hasn't been exposed as a shady, do-nothing old gasbag with an ego bigger than Chris Christie's ass.
Besides naming two Vermont post offices, what else has he done in 30 years of civil service? Poor Vermonters, they got complacent and allowed this eccentric old bum to under-serve them.

Though I would be pleasantly surprised and might even say something nice about his exit if he stepped down asap, I would bet $50 he won't.

You may hate Hillary now, but you'll come to love her once she gets into office and it's payback time.
Unlike Saint Obama, we all know damn good and well she has a long memory and a penchant for revenge that she's been simmering in a pressure cooker since Bill was elected Governor of Arkansas.
She is a hard worker and she's gotten a hell of a lot done in her various careers, both in government and corporate. She is by far the most qualified candidate we've had in decades. And she's ours, all ours.

She may be a bitch, but she's our bitch.
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