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Old 02-15-2010, 09:27 PM   #821
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Is it wrong of me to not so secretly wish that the slackass coworker that I've bitched about would continue to be slackass, so I can pick up the hours that they offered her tomorrow? It's not like I'll get OT, since I'm taking the weekend off. Oh, please....gimme, gimme, gimme!
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Old 02-15-2010, 09:49 PM   #822
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Is it wrong of me to not so secretly wish that the slackass coworker that I've bitched about would continue to be slackass, so I can pick up the hours that they offered her tomorrow? It's not like I'll get OT, since I'm taking the weekend off. Oh, please....gimme, gimme, gimme!

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in my random post.. i am thinking about my parents and how I wish they would get their act together. They love each other 40 years later and as soo stubborn ! I hope I never get that stubborn, but alas, I know I am being a stubborn crappy wife at the moment. GRRRRRRRRRR !!
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I just saw Karen (from Will & Grace) doing the Monkey in a grocery store with a tub of "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter"...........


Um.............what the hell is THAT all about?? Is she broke?

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So this morning, I go to start my coffee, open the kitchen blinds and look out into the back yard. I was shocked to see my boxer puppy, Frankie , out in the yard, pouncing from one thing to the next....I was like "what the?" Then it hit me, she had taken all of the shirts I folded after doing laundry last night, that were up on my dining table, mind you, and drug them out the dog door and into the yard to play with. I wanted to laugh at her, but then I got pissed because they were all muddy with paw prints and possibly laying in .

So, tonight, I will be doing laundry AGAIN!!
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Old 02-18-2010, 11:19 AM   #825
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Man am I *ever* nervous and scared about coming out to My parents this weekend as being FTM ........... yikes, My poor mind is just jumbled all over the dang place *OY*
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I was thinking about chocolate covered peanut brittle from See's Candy. I refer to it as edible crack!
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i don't want to have cancer. i want to throw a tantrum like i'm five. feet kicking on the ground, pouting, crying, the works.
i want to be back at my job figuring out the next step in my career as an artist to get out of the job i was working. figuring out places to start having shows. making things. talking about art on a daily basis. i have no energy to make things right now and my hands re going through withdrawal. they haven't gone this long without creating in a very long time. i hope i won;t forget how.
now i talk about medical stuff all the time. and do medical stuff all the time. it's not as fun. at all.

end random post. fueled by percocet.
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I just saw Karen (from Will & Grace) doing the Monkey in a grocery store with a tub of "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter"...........


Um.............what the hell is THAT all about?? Is she broke?

Don't judge her (even though you are totally hawt in Judgey McJudgerson mode). It's the economy. It's doing odd things to a LOT of folks.
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Old 02-19-2010, 12:35 AM   #832
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The Bad and the Beautiful just started on TCM. I think I'll sign off and watch it for about 79th time. (One of my Top 10 favorites.)
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Old 02-19-2010, 01:10 PM   #833
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Some people go to the mountain and are contented at the lodge, taking in the beauty and all the possibilities it has to offer... some people aren't contented even yet they want more, they need to climb the mountain. They choose to leave the lodge to travel the death zone to attempt to quench that craving... despite the tax it takes on them, and their families they to risk it all, in name of the almighty "more".

It takes a particular type of person to choose that, and to make it more rare... many who thought they could are still there.

Why did they climb the mountain... because it was there.

Really?
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i kept wondering about that faux butter commercial, until it aired today...
I've seen worse..
for instance...Ozzy doing WoW commercial...
almighty, powerful, supposed prince of darkness....
an Epic character whomps him while he shrieks like a baby "sharon !!!!!!"
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ATTENTION PLEASE! Would the cordless headphones that walked away from my computer desk last night please come back? I'd like to listen to some loud music without waking up the parrots.

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"Let there be poofy cheetos, NOW."
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Thank you, Greyson!

I just think poofy cheetos would be a lovely panacea for what ails me.

It's either those or the hard stuff (doritoes).
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Oh, I get that craving too...but for some reason poofy ones are calling me!

(if only I could get out of these damn flannels, put on my imitation Uggs and trudge to the corner store!! oh....what a sight!)
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