How do you know when you are getting older? - Page 15

Okiebug61 · 06-26-2011, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Corkey

When you answer AARP...

:-)! I just got mine in the mail! It's the first hot thing I don't mind flashing!

DamselFly · 06-26-2011, 03:26 PM

you know you are getting older when you remember the ORIGINAL tv shows, rather than the second or third remake! oy, it's enough to make you stop watching television altogether!

NJFemmie · 06-26-2011, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Corkey

When you answer AARP...

Or worst yet, you can't wait to get eligible!

dixie · 06-26-2011, 03:30 PM

You know you're getting older when you sleep in on lazy Sundays and still feel like going to bed at 6pm.

deb_U_taunt · 06-26-2011, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by NJFemmie

Or worst yet, you can't wait to get eligible!

I am excited to become eligible for the 'golden age passport' to the National Parks. lol

NJFemmie · 06-27-2011, 05:56 AM

.... when the word "WHAT?" becomes you're most repeated word.

Ebon · 06-27-2011, 06:05 AM

When you don't understand the music on the radio and it all sounds like an alarm clock going off.

AtLast · 06-27-2011, 06:26 AM

When you start calling everyone under 45 a "kid!"

When you wave off another drink because "of the medications you take."

Chazz · 06-27-2011, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Corkey

When you answer AARP...

Never, never answer mail from AARP. That certifies you as old.

msW8ing · 06-27-2011, 02:00 PM

When you get up in the morning and you hear *snap* *crackle* *pop* and your not having Rice Crispies for breakfast. ahahahahaha

Sweet_Amor_Taino · 06-27-2011, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by MsW8ing

When you get up in the morning and you hear *snap* *crackle* *pop* and your not having Rice Crispies for breakfast. ahahahahaha

LOL I like Rice Crispies

chefhottie25 · 06-27-2011, 09:42 PM

i know that i am getting older because i have some gray hairs...and my body has aches and pains more than when i was younger.

nobelcarrot69 · 10-05-2011, 01:14 PM

I had to get glasses last year. Oh the tragedy of it all. It was painful in more ways than one.

willow · 10-05-2011, 02:23 PM

When graffiti becomes illegible.

NJFemmie · 10-11-2011, 03:28 PM

... that about sums it up .....

OS Butch · 10-25-2011, 02:37 AM

I knew I was getting older when I noticed I cannot sleep all night long...3am wake up "to go"

...every morning. Why not 5 or 6am? No, it has to be 3am and I can't ignore it, I have tried.

girl_dee · 10-25-2011, 04:13 AM

When I can't see a *#)(@*)$*)@# thing!

Where are my dang gum glasses??

tapu · 10-25-2011, 04:46 AM

When your mouth starts to look like a drawstring purse.

1QuirkyKiwi · 10-25-2011, 05:04 AM

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Originally Posted by tapu

When your mouth starts to look like a drawstring purse.

I nearly choked on my drink reading this! LOL! Thing is......when I read it, images of people I know with said 'drawstring mouth' popped into my head, lol!

uglyboi · 10-29-2011, 07:00 PM

How do you know when you are getting older? Well for me:

I am proud of my lawnmower.
I like to take a metal detector to the beach.
For halloween I like to sit on my front porch with a catapult and fling pumpkin towards anyone that comes near my house.
When I do the "Hokey Pokey" I put my left hip out..and it stays out.
When people say I look "Great", they add "For your age!"

06-26-2011, 03:26 PM	#282
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06-27-2011, 05:56 AM	#286
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,425 Times in 2,978 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	.... when the word "WHAT?" becomes you're most repeated word. __________________

06-27-2011, 06:05 AM	#287
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10-05-2011, 02:23 PM	#294
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06-26-2011, 03:30 PM	#284
dixie Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?: Bitch Relationship Status: Intertwined deeply Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: We're all a little mad here. Posts: 6,627 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,972 Thanked 21,385 Times in 4,808 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	You know you're getting older when you sleep in on lazy Sundays and still feel like going to bed at 6pm.

06-27-2011, 06:26 AM	#288
AtLast Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Woman Preferred Pronoun?: HER - SHE Relationship Status: Relating Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: CA & AZ I'm a Snowbird Posts: 5,408 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,826 Thanked 10,830 Times in 3,200 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	When you start calling everyone under 45 a "kid!" When you wave off another drink because "of the medications you take."

06-27-2011, 09:42 PM	#292
chefhottie25 Member How Do You Identify?: boi Preferred Pronoun?: hy Relationship Status: happily taken Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: ohio Posts: 1,406 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 26 Thanked 889 Times in 477 Posts Rep Power: 1175216	i know that i am getting older because i have some gray hairs...and my body has aches and pains more than when i was younger.

10-05-2011, 01:14 PM	#293
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10-11-2011, 03:28 PM	#295
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,425 Times in 2,978 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	... that about sums it up ..... __________________

10-25-2011, 02:37 AM	#296
OS Butch Member How Do You Identify?: Butch-BLW Preferred Pronoun?: Default-She Relationship Status: Closed Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Northern Virginia Posts: 636 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 488 Thanked 1,378 Times in 461 Posts Rep Power: 12988703	I knew I was getting older when I noticed I cannot sleep all night long...3am wake up "to go"...every morning. Why not 5 or 6am? No, it has to be 3am and I can't ignore it, I have tried. __________________ You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming? That's where I'll always love you. ~Tinkerbell~

10-25-2011, 04:13 AM	#297
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10-25-2011, 04:46 AM	#298
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10-29-2011, 07:00 PM	#300
uglyboi Member How Do You Identify?: As the 'The Bourne Identity' Preferred Pronoun?: Cheerful pessimist Relationship Status: Married Join Date: May 2011 Location: In a house we bought Posts: 411 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 294 Thanked 1,213 Times in 327 Posts Rep Power: 18936849	Wrinkles and Such How do you know when you are getting older? Well for me: I am proud of my lawnmower. I like to take a metal detector to the beach. For halloween I like to sit on my front porch with a catapult and fling pumpkin towards anyone that comes near my house. When I do the "Hokey Pokey" I put my left hip out..and it stays out. When people say I look "Great", they add "For your age!"