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Old 11-11-2009, 09:40 AM   #41
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Old 11-11-2009, 10:12 AM   #42
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um why do you have to be the grown up? so stop being the grown up if ya dont wanna be...

I really really hurt from the fall this morning... I think it is epson salt bathtime...
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I am over Southwest offering DING fares to everywhere but where I want to go dammit! Come ON Southwest...WORK WITH ME!
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Old 11-11-2009, 10:53 AM   #44
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congrats d-money

um... I still wanna go to Austin... where is it you wanna go?
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Old 11-11-2009, 01:53 PM   #46
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um... I still wanna go to Austin... where is it you wanna go?
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answer to your question: Greece ... or Egypt ... or Versailles
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Why on earth would I rush out and buy the 'absolutelybestestlongestandthickestnottomentionmo stnaturallookingeyelashesinalltheworld' mascara I saw advertised on TV last night when the small print at the bottom of the screen informed me that the model's lashes had been 'enhanced' with fake lashes?

Huh?
ha ha ha ha....sounds like they did the old bait n' switch ad trick. Thought that went out with Ogilvey & Mather when they were still pups on Madison Avenue.
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Old 11-11-2009, 03:05 PM   #48
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ok this really hurts... falling down a flight of stairs really really SUCKS!!! it feels like my leg is going to fall off!.. that or I wish it would... I live in a three story house (not including the basement), how am I suppose to take care of it when I can't get up the flipping stairs!?!?!? I can't even sit in a chair long... can't find the laptop... my roommates who are both out of the state currently aren't answering their phones... what a day!!!!

btw.. I still think the ghosts of my house are trying to kill me.. the house is well over 100yrs old... dont try telling me there aren't any ghosts here...

who wants to come play nurse? and housekeeper? and animal feeder?
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Old 11-11-2009, 03:11 PM   #49
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I ran with scissors today....and did not fall....and did not poke in my eye! I have had a rebellious kind of day and I feel great!
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Old 11-11-2009, 03:33 PM   #50
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What? Oh, not random enough?

I took a shower today, snuck right into the bathroom when no one was looking and took it--didn't even share it with anyone, just hogged it all to myself and used the whole thing up. Not giving it back, either.... I was feelin' kinda dog-in-the-manger-ish, so I sent the leftovers down the drain.


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Well I suppose it depends on how tightly you fastened them to the tree to begin with, Jack... I'd imagine if they're on there good enough to stay put as ornaments, pulling on one would topple the tree.


Never knew anyone who used them as ornaments before, although I have seen miniature tools for tree decorations... Bet Gryph and Nick would love decorating a tree THAT way.
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My housemate has apples for the tree ornaments. Apples. And they're not even REAL. I'd prefer guns, I think. At least guns come with a built in hangy thingy where the trigger is.

Um, unloaded, of course.

Guns and popcorn strings. I say do it.
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My housemate has apples for the tree ornaments. Apples. And they're not even REAL. I'd prefer guns, I think. At least guns come with a built in hangy thingy where the trigger is.

Um, unloaded, of course.

Guns and popcorn strings. I say do it.
Gimme your guns annie......AND THE BULLETTS
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I love just sitting on My ass at work and calling people, a change from taking calls, AND getting paid for it too

As Brent Wagner says on the show Pass Time, "Cash is Good"
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Random stuff, ok, well I miss being kissed and kissing someone, it has been more than a year the last time I kissed...
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