01-14-2012, 04:25 PM | #21 |
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That awkward moment when in frount of ten judges at the world paint show u realise u r not totaly buttoned up.
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01-14-2012, 05:14 PM | #22 |
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01-14-2012, 05:21 PM | #23 |
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01-14-2012, 05:49 PM | #24 |
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That awkward moment when you hit someones number on your cell ; it dials, they pick up, and you start going on and on about some personal details then realize you got the wrong person on the other end???
LOL I had this happen twice in one day, once from me and then someone called me who probably wished they hadn't. It began with OH.... um... I thought I was calling home.... too late we had to bridge the silence. Wonder what the moon was in?
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01-14-2012, 06:48 PM | #25 | |
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Me: "Hi, Mike. I'm here." My boss, Mike: "Oh, OK. Where's here?" Me: "In the driveway. Can you send the girls out?" Boss: "Um, what girls?" Me: "???OUR girls???" Boss: "LeeAnn? What's happening?" Me: "What do you mean what's happening? What's wrong with you?" Boss: "Uh, I'm totally lost!" Me: "OMG! Mike? Oh dear. I called the wrong Mike. I am SOOO sorry!! Oh DEAR!...babble, babble, babble...make excuses....babble!!!" Boss: <laughing> Are you drunk already, LeeAnn? You JUST left the office!" <snicker-snicker> |
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01-14-2012, 07:12 PM | #26 |
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That awkward moment when you realise you have left the long sticky strip sticker on your jeans advertising your size to the world for the day
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01-14-2012, 08:18 PM | #27 |
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That awkward moment when you realize that you aren't alone in the room and yes, you just scratched your ass and burped in front of them.
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01-14-2012, 08:29 PM | #28 |
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That awkward moment when you clock in on time at work, totally ready and organized, and are told you aren't scheduled for that day.
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01-14-2012, 08:58 PM | #29 |
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That totally ackward moment when you go to surprise your "stone butch" boyfriend, (I had never been over uninvited before) drive several hours, all dolled up and pretty, knock on the door (unexpectedly) and your "stone butch" boyfriend shows up to the door, just getting home from work, wearing a dress, heels, face full of makeup, hair done and looking prettier and more femme than you!!! Yup! It happened. I was totally and heartbroken.
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01-14-2012, 09:06 PM | #30 |
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embarrassing AND very awkward
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01-14-2012, 09:45 PM | #31 |
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when ya butt dial someone and leave a long ass ( no pun intended..lol ) message or they listen to a conversation orrrrr they hear ya during sex
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01-14-2012, 11:38 PM | #33 |
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that awkward moment when
...u think ur alone so u let it rip only to realize u arent alone ...ur walking along with someone,and something cracks u up,and u have to stop,cross ur legs and hold urself so u dont wet urself ...u go in for that first kiss,and u burp in her face ...when u storm out of the house,and realize u forgot ur keys ...u think ur friend/child/partner is behind you,ur talking up a storm,turn and realize its NONE of the above. |
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01-15-2012, 12:26 AM | #34 |
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OMG, when I was eighteen and I was out bowling with my older sis and her husband, all of a sudden he said to me, "E.T. phone home". I couldn't figure out what he meant till he pointed to the underwire protruding from my shirt like an antenna LMAO
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01-15-2012, 01:07 AM | #35 |
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Awkward moment...
When giving a dinner party for twelve, boss and parents in attendance, and your dog carries your boxer shorts out in her mouth and drops to the floor in the middle of the conversation area, and begins to chew the crotch out.
or... When you are planning a big bachelor party and have ordered a couple of cases of little plastics boobs and penises as party favors. They are delivered when you are not home and left on the front porch. The neighbors dogs get into the boxes and you come home to find your lawn scattered with little plastic boobs and penises. The neighbors were not amused! |
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01-15-2012, 11:34 AM | #36 |
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That Awkward moment when you are IMing with someone and they accidently send you a text meant for someone else and its rather *ahem* personal... lol
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01-16-2012, 11:04 AM | #37 |
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When you realize you have been holding a conversation with someone who was talking to someone on their bluetooth.
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01-16-2012, 11:15 AM | #38 |
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Ahhh yes.... that awkward moment when you get into an elevator and just as the door closes you think you are alone...and you let loose with a fart that smells like something died up inside you..... And then the door reopens and someon else gets into the elevator with you..... And you try and comvince them that it happened BEfORE you......
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That awkward moment when you walk off the stage after speaking to over 300 hundred people at the podium. Look down and see that you are wearing one navy blue pump and one black one.
Ugggg, blues and blacks are so hard to tell the diff.
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that awkward moment when you realize you've been singing 'baby got back' really freaking loud to someone you butt dialed in the car
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