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Old 06-11-2013, 10:28 AM   #281
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Make sure all the doors are locked before you get in the shower

Once the dogs bark you flash back to ID tv and can't even rinse your hair properly....

Last thing anyone needs is product build up on their hair...or to be murdered in their shower...just sayin'
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Dude...safety switches on machinery used to cut objects are there for a reason.
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Note to self:

Make sure all the doors are locked before you get in the shower

Once the dogs bark you flash back to ID tv and can't even rinse your hair properly....

Last thing anyone needs is product build up on their hair...or to be murdered in their shower...just sayin'

... especially the second one!
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note to self ...do not shave legs in morning then spray with Deet bug spray in afternoon ....

that'll make you do the 'chicken on hot tin roof' dance!
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I do not like to shop. I especially do not like to grocery shop. I am glad it is over, and I am wondering how long I can put off the next grocery shopping visit. I prefer to pick up things here and there, as I think of them, but when my staples have been depleted, I have to do the big shopping trips.

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While picking up things here and there, pick up a few staples too. No one should spend that much time grocery shopping, ever.
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NTS...When it's 11 o'clock at night and you have to get up at 4:30 in the morning..go to bed!
You don't need that bagel, you don't need that tea! You'll eat in the morning...sigh.
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Falling asleep on couch (at your age) ,with large dog, equates to a not so restful sleep and soreness in the am.
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Just breathe and have faith in your own inner strength to get through anything. You are a fighter. Now is not the time to stop.
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Dear you:

It's me.
The little girl inside of you.
The wanna-be.
The used to.

I've been waiting here.
Watching patiently.
Dear you.
It's me.

Why do you pass a mirror and glance away?
Avoid all the pictures that you take?
Don't you know that you are you and always will be?
Dear you.
It's me.

When the world is crashing down like crumbling walls,
When the light is dimming in your bright minds halls,
I'm weeping silently for who you can be
Dear you.
It's me.

Lighten up your load, your but one girl
And you mean so much to this world
Just because there are a few who do not see
Dear you.
It's me.

I'll leave you now with those wise words
But know I'm close waiting patiently
The little girl inside of you
The wanna-be.
The one day WILL be.

Dear you.
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Never ever do chores like laundry and grocery shopping after a big night on the town.
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Note to self
potato bugs are ugly lookin creatures
you MIGHT want to wear gloves when you pick up old pine bark that has been sitting around for years.

knowing me I will not wear the gloves although it sounds like a swell idea

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Note to self:
you were there thru the sickness and in turn she could not do the same for you..
you will be ok
you will learn from this lesson make sure to take notes so it doesn't happen again.
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When you buy a lemony scented cologne like 4711, skip the spray kind, just get the kind you can pat on, it seems to remain potent longer.
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