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Old 02-25-2011, 06:32 PM   #1
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Most of us are far enough along in life to realize "we aint gettin any younger, ya know". Lets have some fun with getting older.

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Can we have jello puddin instead?
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will you please stop talking about no teeth
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edited to add: the no teeth thing is giving me the willies
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Good! We can toss em all in the dishwasher for a good scrubbin!
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i know that i am getting older after working a late closing shift(my 4th in a row) and then have to get up early the next morning to open. i can't get by on 4 hours of sleep like i did when i was younger. i was very grumpy this morning. tomorrow starts another 6 day work week...i am still sore from last weeks. i just don't bounce back like i did when i was fresh from culinary school.
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