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Old 04-12-2010, 12:24 PM   #61
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Why can't I peel a banana without mashing the end?

Did I lock the door?

Can the Jimmy engine go "splodey-BOOM"? And if it does, how do I get to work?

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Why won't things "fall into place"? I'm waiting...patiently.
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Old 04-30-2010, 11:18 AM   #64
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"why is it that i cannot work while sleeping but i can sleep while working??
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Will I have enough funds for the mortgage?

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Did I lock the doors? Are the kids inside? Let me go check and recheck and recheck...
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How much more sleep can I get before I have to wake up?

What time is it... I dont want to look cause then I will just think about time and not fall back to sleep...

Why is it so damn hot in here... oh yeah... that luscious hunk of a man lying next to me is an oven.... I forgot that... mmmm snuggles back with my hunk of a man and falls back to sleep...
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At 10:30pm and im going to bed and the fur kids drag out all the toys to have a romping play time...why now??
2:am..uwanna go out NOW...ugh ok.
7:00am play time again...fur kids u cant live with out em ..they keep me on my toes and sane..I think.
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how are the kids doing that were in my classrooms in NY and NH
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How I got myself into this predicament.
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1. What time is it?

2. Ugh, I have to get up to go to the bathroom.

3. Please give me a few more hours of sleep.

4. Where'd baby go? (reach over, hunting)

5. Riley, why do I have to pet you at whatever awful time this is?

6. (alarm goes off) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

7. (15 min later) Okay... you win.
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ponderin....does Barney needs a speech therapist?
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Will she get upset if I put the pillow over her head to stop her from snoring??

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Ever wonder why companies require you to mail in for a rebate or why stores print out savings coupons for your next visit when it would just as easy to give you the savings right then and there? Is that too simple? Huh?

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Will she get upset if I put the pillow over her head to stop her from snoring??

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Just insert some staws in her nostrils first... and those nose strip thingies work!

LOL.... I wouldn't mind having someone else of the human variety next to me. Now, I have a snoring little French Bulldog and an old cat with Asthma I want to put pillows over!!!


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Why does daylight savings time make my nights shorter?? Am I a vampire who requires darkness in my evening? Why oh why is it time I get up??
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Not so much a question as an order....okay, I'm going to sleep on the count of three. One...two....three...SLEEP! I said SLEEP, dammit!
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