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Old 03-17-2012, 03:58 PM   #21
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1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

This restored elegant stonehouse was restored circa... (the telephone book)


2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
Curtains and wall

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Grimm

4. Without looking, guess what time it is

530 pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

539 PM

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

my clock ticking and my parakeet whistling

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Just came in from moving more store fixtures into my new store

8. Did you dream last night?
yes

9. Do you remember your dreams?

almost always

10. When did you last laugh?
a few moments ago. I laugh alot

11. Do you remember why / at what?

something funny on line

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

1960 wall paper, some horse photos, a wall rack with more horse stuff, a mirror, and a few prints of horses

13. Seen anything weird lately?

I am online alot. so yeah


14. What do you think of this quiz?

I love these things


15. What is the last film you saw?
Secretariat

16. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
I am where I am

17. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A horse farm

18. Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
I love to wear fancy hats

19. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I would make people take a parenting class they would have to pass before they could bear children (for the USA) but for the world, I would distribute the wealth and food/water resources evenly

20. Do you like to dance?
yes but wont because I am horrible at it

21. Would you ever consider living abroad?

yes

22. Does your name make any interesting anagrams?
yes

23. Who made the last incoming call on your phone?

my daughter

24. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?

Torent

25. Last time you swam in a pool?

two days ago for Physical Therapy

26. Are you listening to music right now?

Almost never do

27. What color is your bedroom carpet?

yellowish gold shag..lol

28. If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?

fence the outside and paint the inside

29. Do you have a garden?
yes several

30. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
no

31. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?

what time is it?


32. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?

what a credit card?


33. What time is bed time?

around 7am

34. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?

no

35. What did you do for your last birthday?

cant remember..family and friends always get together with me.dont know if it was on that exact day tho

36. Do you carry a donor card?

on my license

37. Is the glass half empty or half full?

if its alcohol, I prefer to keep mine empty, thank you

38. What's the farthest-away place you've been?

Denver Colorado

39. When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?

Every year

40. Have you ever won a trophy?

nah

41. What's under your bed?

suitcases

42. Think fast, what do you like right now?

the colors pink and purple together


43. Where were you on Valentine's day?

with my sub

44. What time do you get up?

noonish

45. How many keys on your key ring?

just enough


46. Where would you retire to?
San Diego

47. What kind of books do you like to read?

Serial killer, true crime

48. How far away from your birthplace do you live now?

I am here

49. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
yes, and yours too...dont get too close..

50. Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?

yes, easily
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1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
What could he be doing here?

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
My autographed Zac Brown Band CD cover, on the shelf by my desk

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
CMT Top 20 Countdown

4. Without looking, guess what time it is
9:10

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
9:21

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Birds chirping outside the office window

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
About 10 min ago, to have my first cup o' joe on the deck

8. Did you dream last night?
Not that I am aware of...

9. Do you remember your dreams?
Very rarely

10. When did you last laugh?
This morning before Jake & Sarah left for school

11. Do you remember why / at what?
Yes, at Sarah being clumsy (frequent occurrence)

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A Texas Longhorns painting, Stacy's various certifications on the wall by her desk, a bulletin board, a vision board, and a couple other artsy fartsy things

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Yes, last night watching a show about a woman who drinks all of her urine

14. What do you think of this quiz?
It's just like all the other 10,000 question things...

15. What is the last film you saw?
The Descendants

16. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
In an RV, all over the place

17. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A badass RV, a new truck, cars for our kids, and a home for someone homeless...

18. Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
I married a man when I was 18...

19. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
For every consenting adult to be able to marry who they love, whether they're of the same sex, or whether one person wants to marry 6 other people.

20. Do you like to dance?
I like to two step, and waltz on occasion, but it's been forever

21. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Absolutely I would! I'd love to be able to be an ex-pat.

22. Does your name make any interesting anagrams?
Umm.... la chime (michael)

23. Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
My Queen <3

24. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Dragon Dictation

25. Last time you swam in a pool?
December

26. Are you listening to music right now?
Actually no, which is odd

27. What color is your bedroom carpet?
We have hardwood floors upstairs in all the bedrooms

28. If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
Build a much larger, multi level deck with an outdoor kitchen

29. Do you have a garden?
No

30. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
Yes

31. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
Coffee

32. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
American Eagle

33. What time is bed time?
I don't have a certain bedtime but for most of the house, I'd say a good average is 11pm

34. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
LOL...

35. What did you do for your last birthday?
Went to a $10 all you can eat/drink pizza and beer place by my campus, then to a little dive of a biker/topless bar across the bridge... if I had the night to do over again, it'd be WAY different.

36. Do you carry a donor card?
I have a Donor designation on my license, yes - can't take them with you when you go!

37. Is the glass half empty or half full?
Definitely half full! (Actually, for me, it's full)

38. What's the farthest-away place you've been?
Probably Hawaii

39. When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
No idea...

40. Have you ever won a trophy?
Yes! Several... one last summer, 1st Place in a motorcycle show

41. What's under your bed?
The floor

42. Think fast, what do you like right now?
Spring Rolls

43. Where were you on Valentine's day?
At Home

44. What time do you get up?
8am lately

45. How many keys on your key ring?
Jeez, I dunno... maybe 8

46. Where would you retire to?
See Question #16

47. What kind of books do you like to read?
Horror & True Crime

48. How far away from your birthplace do you live now?
1,175.36 miles to be exact

49. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
Nope

50. Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
Yes
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1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"...the symbolic, is left intact, even as its authority to compel strict compliance with the "positions" it lays out is called into question."

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
Nothing.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Don't watch TV.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is
I already looked recently, so I already know :P

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
See above.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Roommate opening his door/walking.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Yesterday evening to get food.

8. Did you dream last night?
Yes.

9. Do you remember your dreams?
Some of them.

10. When did you last laugh?
A few hours ago.

11. Do you remember why / at what?
My roommate.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Nothing, I don't put anything on my walls.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Can't remember.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
I dunno.

15. What is the last film you saw?
Max Manus

16. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
Germany, Netherlands, Iceland, Norway, Finland

17. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I don't know. I guess I wouldn't so much buy much as just not work again and continue going to school.

18. Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
I hate questions like this.

19. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I also hate questions like this :P

20. Do you like to dance?
No.

21. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Already have lived in a country other than the one I was born in.

22. Does your name make any interesting anagrams?

No clue.

23. Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
Work

24. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Max Manus

25. Last time you swam in a pool?
I can't remember. I haven't gone swimming in a long time.

26. Are you listening to music right now?
Nope.

27. What color is your bedroom carpet?
I don't have carpet in my bedroom. Wood floors.

28. If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
Nothing.

29. Do you have a garden?
Nope.

30. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
Yes.

31. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
I've never really paid attention.

32. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
I don't have a credit card.

33. What time is bed time?
It depends on the day. Somewhere between 9pm and 2am.

34. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
Lol, no.

35. What did you do for your last birthday?
I don't think I did anything. Not one for birthdays.

36. Do you carry a donor card?
Nope.

37. Is the glass half empty or half full?
Both.

38. What's the farthest-away place you've been?
Greece.

39. When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
Probably a few years ago, from the garden at my grandparents.

40. Have you ever won a trophy?
Yes, in soccer.

41. What's under your bed?
Nothing, my mattress is on the floor.

42. Think fast, what do you like right now?
Stuff.

43. Where were you on Valentine's day?
Home.

44. What time do you get up?
Depends on the day. Anywhere between 5am and 10am.

45. How many keys on your key ring?
Two.

46. Where would you retire to?
Don't know, that's a long way away.

47. What kind of books do you like to read?
Many different types of books. Historical, mythology, queer/trans anthologies, historical fiction, queer/gender/feminist theory, fantasy, sci-fi, mysteries, philosophy etc

48. How far away from your birthplace do you live now?
Now living in the city I was born in.

49. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
Impossible.

50. Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
Yes...is that rare or something? lol
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1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"Fraser points out that feminism now has become an acceptable piece of the dominant political economy of neoliberal capitalism."
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? The side of my cube.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Something on HGTV. I love that network!
4. Without looking, guess what time it is.
11:45?
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
11:37!
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Various conversations floating up and out of my co-worker's cubes.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Getting in the car to take the kids to school and myself to work.
8. Did you dream last night?
Yep!
9. Do you remember your dreams?
In those lucid dreaming hours right before I wake up.
10. When did you last laugh?
Constantly!
11. Do you remember why / at what?
My boss was teasing me!
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
calendar, pictures, all my office supplies that I can mount on walls, my sweater and backpack.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Define "weird"
14. What do you think of this quiz?
meh...
15. What is the last film you saw?
Scream 4. I know, I know!!
16. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
Belgium or Italy? That's a tough question. For sure outside the U.S.
17. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
after paying off any and all debt i would buy a house!
18. Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
If I didn't color my hair I would be completely grey.
19. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Erase gender inequality.
20. Do you like to dance?
Heck ya!!
21. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Heck ya!
22. Does your name make any interesting anagrams?
Heck ya!
23. Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
My oldest daughter's school.
24. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Something for my visa application.
25. Last time you swam in a pool?
Last week
26. Are you listening to music right now?
Nope.
27. What color is your bedroom carpet?
Ewww. Me no likey carpet!
28. If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
In this particular house, we need the plumbing updated!
29. Do you have a garden?
Yes!
30. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
Yep
31. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
COFFEEEEEEEE
32. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
I'm a Target whore!
33. What time is bed time?
between 9 & 10pm
34. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
Nope
35. What did you do for your last birthday?
Went out for a lovely dinner with my lovely fiance
36. Do you carry a donor card?
Yes
37. Is the glass half empty or half full?
half full!
38. What's the farthest-away place you've been?
S.A.
39. When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
last year...from my garden.

OMG...are we done yet

40. Have you ever won a trophy?
i think so
41. What's under your bed?
dust bunnies
42. Think fast, what do you like right now?
my wedding ring
43. Where were you on Valentine's day?
working and home
44. What time do you get up?
6:30am
45. How many keys on your key ring?
two
46. Where would you retire to?
i have no idea. that is a long way away!
47. What kind of books do you like to read?
like? all...what am i reading? school lit.
48. How far away from your birthplace do you live now?
24 hour drive?
49. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
nope
50. Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
Yep
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1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"vandalism by another name. But a well-placed piece of street art can make you smile, laugh or think about what it is to be human in our modern world."

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
my coffee table, dog, kindle, glass of water, book about street art

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? The film 'Midnight in Paris'

4. Without looking, guess what time it is 2.30pm EST

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 2.47pm EST

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? lots of birds chirping madly

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? I left for work this morning and just returned

8. Did you dream last night? I think so

9. Do you remember your dreams?
I don't recall last nights' dream, but I had a classic event planning nightmare a few nights ago

10. When did you last laugh? a few moments ago

11. Do you remember why / at what? in response to a text reminding me of a recent comedy moment

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
framed art: one black and white photo of Royal Greenwich in the snow and two prints one a wood block print of a routemaster bus, the other a sea-scape at night collage print. I also have a long piece of ribbon tacked above the credenza with some of my favorite cards hung on it

13. Seen anything weird lately?

14. What do you think of this quiz? It is helping me successfully procrastinate the chores I have scheduled, thank you

15. What is the last film you saw? 'Midnight in Paris' on dvd, 'Pariah' in the cinema

16. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
I'd have multiple homes: one here in Western MA, a little flat on the Thames, and a beach house somewhere tropical...maybe the Big Island, maybe Tulum, maybe some other far flung location

17. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
a debt free life for those I love, a college education for my wee ones, aforementioned properties, a bmw, and some fuckoff big diamonds.

18. Tell me something about you that most people don't know. I have crooked pinky fingers

19. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I'd open all borders

20. Do you like to dance? I do

21. Would you ever consider living abroad? I have & I would again

22. Does your name make any interesting anagrams?
Racey - a british pop group from the 70s, Arcey - little town in NE France, Yerac - the "young european radio astronomers conference" - all proper names but quite random. creya (.com) - a platform for sharing photographic portfolios

23. Who made the last incoming call p your phone? My sister

24. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? photos of my nephew

25. Last time you swam in a pool? late last summer, september-ish.

26. Are you listening to music right now? I am not, I am enjoying the silence, and now Depeche Mode is stuck in my head

27. What color is your bedroom carpet? Hardwood floor coloured

28. If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
I would install a Sparkle dream bathroom in place of the sad sad room the size of a poststamp that is masquerading as a bathroom. and a separate wing for the menagerie because I'm tired of cleaning up fur.

29. Do you have a garden? I have a rather unsuccessful container garden, which I will be attempting to revive soon

30. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? no.

31. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning? "Nooooooooooooooooo"

32. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
I don't do credit but in the spirit of the thread, Neiman Marcus would max me out pretty quickly.

33. What time is bed time? I try for 10, I usually get there by 11.

34. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? no.

35. What did you do for your last birthday? My best femme hosted a small birthday dinner and cocktail party for me

36. Do you carry a donor card?
I carry my blood donor card and my drivers license lists my organ donor status.

37. Is the glass half empty or half full? It depends on the day

38. What's the farthest-away place you've been? The Great Ocean Road in Australia, about 200miles west of Melbourne

39. When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato? Last summer, but it wasn't grown at my home

40. Have you ever won a trophy? I don't think so

41. What's under your bed? Dust-bunnies the size of small children, bankers boxes with dvds/books/paperwork, suitcases

42. Think fast, what do you like right now? 70F March days & quiet

43. Where were you on Valentine's day? At work, the gym and then home

44. What time do you get up?
My alarms start going off around 6.15am, I put my feet on the floor around 7.00-7.30am depending on which job I am going to that day.

45. How many keys on your key ring? 4. car, home, office, BFF's home

46. Where would you retire to?
Any place on the beach, preferably closer to (rather than farther away from) the equator.

47. What kind of books do you like to read?
Fiction: the classics, magical realism, historical fiction, thriller/suspense, YA fiction, short stories; Poetry

48. How far away from your birthplace do you live now? 120miles give or take

49. Can you touch your nose with your tongue? no

50. Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows? yes
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Book: Difficult Business Conversations line 4 reads as: “What feelings are present?” This makes me want to bust out and start to sing “Feelings, nothing more than feelings”….

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
My work monitor


3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Southland (watched the DVR) last night before bed


4. Without looking, guess what time it is
2:40 PM EST

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
2:45 PM (not bad!)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The overhead vent and my co-workers

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
About an hour ago for a smoke

8. Did you dream last night?
Yes

9. Do you remember your dreams?
Yes

10. When did you last laugh?
I’m always laughing, so I can’t recall just when.

11. Do you remember why / at what?
Yes, I showed my friend/co-worker my new reading glasses and said in a funny voice “Don’t these make me look smaaaht”

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Actually I’m surrounded by my cubical and the partitions have pics of my wife, cats, Notary Certification, my guitar, Company Star Awards, whiteboard, and a Maxine cartoon cut out (honk if you love jesus, text while driving if you want to meet him).

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Yes, Big Ang from Mob Wives, before and after pics of her cosmetic surgery (cool lady, but looks like a freak show after the surgery)

14. What do you think of this quiz?
I like it!

15. What is the last film you saw?
Rise of the Planet of the Apes (On Demand)

16. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
I’d have to think a little more about that one…

17. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
2 vacation homes (definitely one in the Carribean and one in Aspen, CO), a private Jet, definitely build many shelters/farms/hospitals for neglected/abused/over populated animals.

18. Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
I can sing (but don’t show my true talent, cuz I’m shy believe it or not), play drums by ear, a published poet and have psychic abilities (which I choose to not focus too much on)

19. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Somehow make it a nicer, cordial place.

20. Do you like to dance?
Yes. I used to be real good back in the day, but over the years got a little shy about it.

21. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Not sure

22. Does your name make any interesting anagrams?
Hmm, let me get back to you on this one…

23. Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
Some person internally that I’ve never even heard of.

24. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
My weight watchers tracking points.

25. Last time you swam in a pool?
August, 2011

26. Are you listening to music right now?
No.

27. What color is your bedroom carpet?
No bedroom carpets, just hardwood floors.

28. If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
Have the basement finished for an awesome Scorp Cave!!!

29. Do you have a garden?
Yes.

30. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
Yes.

31. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
Shit, it’s time to get up (the alarm)

32. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
I prefer this question to read as stores therefore: ITunes Online, Bed, Bath & Beyond (so many cool things in there), Home Depot

33. What time is bed time?
10 – 10:30 PM

34. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
No, but back in the day when I was girly looking, someone did ask me that same question.

35. What did you do for your last birthday?
Went to dinner with my honey and some friends.

36. Do you carry a donor card?
No, as much as I would like to, I think it’s morbid and I’m too superstitious.

37. Is the glass half empty or half full?
Depends on how thirsty I am.

38. What's the farthest-away place you've been?
Mexico

39. When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
Last year. We grew romas, beefsteak and early girl tomatoes

40. Have you ever won a trophy?
Yes, I played Volleyball in High School.

41. What's under your bed?
Dust about the size of our cats.

42. Think fast, what do you like right now?
This quiz.

43. Where were you on Valentine's day?
At Home

44. What time do you get up?
4:30 AM

45. How many keys on your key ring?
4

46. Where would you retire to?
Cape Cod

47. What kind of books do you like to read?
Biographies and Anything that has to do with Mafia & Cops.

48. How far away from your birthplace do you live now?
40 miles.

49. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
No, but I can curl my tongue.

50. Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
Yes, I can also raise my left eyebrow with my eyes opened (and closed).
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2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? Jacob asking for a cookie!
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?Swamp People
4. Without looking, guess what time it is 6:45
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?6:43
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Jacob asking for a cookie... lol
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? 15 minutes ago. Calling Jacob in for dinner
8. Did you dream last night? Yes
9. Do you remember your dreams?yes
10. When did you last laugh? 3 minutes ago
11. Do you remember why / at what? question #1
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? ugly designer wall paper-I rent...not my choice of colors
13. Seen anything weird lately? In my house...yeah...daily
14. What do you think of this quiz? pretty cool so far
15. What is the last film you saw? Act of Valor
16. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live? Anywhere with my honey our child(ren). I can find happiness anywhere.
17. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? A home for the family I mentioned above.
18. Tell me something about you that most people don't know. I've lost over 200 pounds-naturally! No pills/surgery.
19. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I would make the world a better place for everyone. No slavery, hunger, destitution...
20. Do you like to dance? Yes
21. Would you ever consider living abroad?Depending on where it is.
22. Does your name make any interesting anagrams? Nope
23. Who made the last incoming call on your phone? a friend
24. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? Christmas pictures
25. Last time you swam in a pool? My last cruise I was on.
26. Are you listening to music right now? Nope, I'm taking this quiz!
27. What color is your bedroom carpet? Beige
28. If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do? Magically make it into a single-story ranch! Stairs suck!
29. Do you have a garden? Yes
30. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? Yes
31. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning? Is Jacob awake?
32. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Wal-Mart-I'm a redneck!
33. What time is bed time? no later than 9 pm.
34. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? nope
35. What did you do for your last birthday? Dinner with my family and went to bed at 8 pm.
36. Do you carry a donor card? Yes
37. Is the glass half empty or half full? Neither. It's empty right now...hehehe
38. What's the farthest-away place you've been? Either Jamaica or Panama Canal. Which one is furthest?
39. When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato? Never
40. Have you ever won a trophy? yes
41. What's under your bed? A dust bunny village
42. Think fast, what do you like right now? The weather we are having
43. Where were you on Valentine's day? Home
44. What time do you get up?Too dang early.
45. How many keys on your key ring? 5
46. Where would you retire to? Maybe Alaska or somewhere in the mountains.
47. What kind of books do you like to read? Anything that has something other than pictures.
48. How far away from your birthplace do you live now? 900 miles
49. Can you touch your nose with your tongue? Yes
50. Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows? Yup and wiggle my ears, too!
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"There are three reasons to file a ULP charge even though the NLRB may defer it to the grievance process:"
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
My new laser printer.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The movie, "Amistad"
4. Without looking, guess what time it is
4:30 PM
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
4:34 PM
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
A youtube playlist of soundtrack music
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Putting my windchimes back up on the back patio.
8. Did you dream last night?
Yes, but I never remember what.
9. Do you remember your dreams?
Sometimes.
10. When did you last laugh?
About 10 minutes ago.
11. Do you remember why / at what?
Ivan is sitting on Myra's head again.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A vintage Women Marines recruiting poster and a wall of my certificates, diplomas and awards.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
See #11.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
I must be really bored, but it's a great diversion.
15. What is the last film you saw?
Amistad
16. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
This is easy.......Boston.
17. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I'd buy Apple stock.
18. Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
I detest management and have a pretty bad authority problem.
19. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would initiate a "population exchange" program so that the citizenry of various countries of the world could live with, visit and get to know other ordinary citizens of other countries. I think we'd realize how much in common we all have and there would be no more wars.
20. Do you like to dance?
Oh hell, I have no rhythm and my knees don't work anymore, so no.
21. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Of course!!! I'd move to Ireland or New Zealand, I think.
22. Does your name make any interesting anagrams?
Yep, the airport code for Atlanta, GA.
23. Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
My pest control company, calling to schedule my monthly spraying.
24. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Software and drivers for my new laser printer.
25. Last time you swam in a pool?
It's been many years ago.
26. Are you listening to music right now?
Of course. I'm always listening to music.
27. What color is your bedroom carpet?
Tan/light brown
28. If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
I would (and am planning to) install a walk in tub.
29. Do you have a garden?
No.
30. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
Yes, I do.
31. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
Gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee!!!
32. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
I would never, ever choose to max out my credit cards.
33. What time is bed time?
On work nights, it's 9 PM. On days off, it's usually between 10:30 and 11 PM.
34. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
AHA HAHAHAHAHAAH.......No.
35. What did you do for your last birthday?
Went out for a nice dinner with my Mother, Pop, sister and niece.
36. Do you carry a donor card?
Yes.
37. Is the glass half empty or half full?
Half full, usually.
38. What's the farthest-away place you've been?
Europe (the continent)
39. When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
Last summer.
40. Have you ever won a trophy?
Yes.
41. What's under your bed?
Nothing.
42. Think fast, what do you like right now?
The smell of home made spaghetti sauce cooking.
43. Where were you on Valentine's day?
I think I worked it, per usual.
44. What time do you get up?
On work days, 0440. On days off, around 7 AM.
45. How many keys on your key ring?
About 7 or 8.
46. Where would you retire to?
Someplace cooler than Vegas.
47. What kind of books do you like to read?
Classics, historical fiction and non-fiction, financial/business, self improvement
48. How far away from your birthplace do you live now?
About 2000 miles.
49. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
Nope.
50. Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
Yes.
51. What time is it now?
5:02 PM


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There is no book to me so I grabbed the sleeve from the nearest Movie next to me and took a quote from that "Remember when the whole world looked up"? (From the movie "In the Shadow of the Moon, a Documentary about an Epic journey when American Spacecraft voyaged to the Moon)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?lampshade

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? the movie Reservation Road. Wow.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is 11:27 a.m.

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 12:17 pm

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?the tv, a/c

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?Early this morning to feed the stray kitty that comes around for food/water

8. Did you dream last night? we dream every night.
9. Do you remember your dreams?I don't remember my dream last night.

10. When did you last laugh?today

11. Do you remember why / at what?a commercial for jimmy dean sausage

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? paint.pictures.

13. Seen anything weird lately?nope

14. What do you think of this quiz?uh.

15. What is the last film you saw? It was called Baby Sellers on Lifetime. Shame on the human race! Most of them, disgust me.

16. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?MA, CT, or NH far away in a small country farming community. yes. please.

17. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?well I can't buy happiness and not sure that I would even attempt that but I would donate a huge proceed to a certain no-kill organization and purchase me a nice country house, wrap around porch, etc etc. Ok, you get the point.

18. Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
I get pissed off/upset when I see food going to waste. Our nation is starving and companies, stores, rests, etc throw out so much damn food its ridiculous..

19. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?peace.please

20. Do you like to dance?no.

21. Would you ever consider living abroad?absolutely not.

22. Does your name make any interesting anagrams?nah

23. Who made the last incoming call on your phone?some ignoramous from a telemarketing company.

24. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?all kinds of indie music from an awesome FREE and LEGAL website. From very cool, amazing artists.

25. Last time you swam in a pool?yesterday afternoon

26. Are you listening to music right now?nope

27. What color is your bedroom carpet?blue

28. If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?finish the kitchen, its a huge deal. I love awesome kitchens. lol

29. Do you have a garden?nope.

30. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?yep

31. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?i have to pee
32. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?The local art surplus store.

33. What time is bed time?when i pass out

34. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?nope

35. What did you do for your last birthday?something pointless because the idiot that had my party was a pointless person. It sucked.

36. Do you carry a donor card?yep

37. Is the glass half empty or half full?its always half full

38. What's the farthest-away place you've been?ohio

39. When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?today

40. Have you ever won a trophy?yes

41. What's under your bed?nothing, i like a clean room!

42. Think fast, what do you like right now?Ed Sheeran

43. Where were you on Valentine's day?can't remember

44. What time do you get up? 8 or so am that is

45. How many keys on your key ring?2

46. Where would you retire to?home

47. What kind of books do you like to read?true crime. mostly. And poetry books

48. How far away from your birthplace do you live now?1 hour

49. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?nope

50. Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?yep
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1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"'What?' He was craning forward to get a better look.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
My blanket.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Simpsons... or futurama? It's been a long time since I watched tv...
4. Without looking, guess what time it is
Uhhhhm around 7:40 pm here.
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
7:38 pm. Yeah.
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
...nothing.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Few hours ago, bought a new shoe rack.
8. Did you dream last night?
Can't remember.
9. Do you remember your dreams?
No.
10. When did you last laugh?
Today, while shopping with my roommates.
11. Do you remember why / at what?
Not exactly. We're laughing VERY much.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A calendar and some LotR pictures.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Nope.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
diversion.
15. What is the last film you saw?
Flamingo Pride.
16. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
Ireland. Or French Polynesia.
17. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I guess I would support some NPOs, found protected areas. Something like that.
18. Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
I have this quirk... When I'm concentrating, while sitting at my computer, I'm squeezing my bottom lip.
19. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Enlarge human consciousness.
20. Do you like to dance?
Couldn't really enjoy it so far... but I will try again.
21. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Definitely.
22. Does your name make any interesting anagrams?
I don't think so...
23. Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
My dad.
24. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Music. (Tristan Garner - Stomp that shit)
25. Last time you swam in a pool?
Loooooong ago.
26. Are you listening to music right now?
Yep.
27. What color is your bedroom carpet?
Grey
28. If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
More futuristic, minimalist furniture.
29. Do you have a garden?
Not yet.
30. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
Absolutely not.
31. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
How soft my bed is.
32. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Right now? IKEA.
33. What time is bed time?
Between 23 pm and 5 am.
34. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
No.
35. What did you do for your last birthday?
Nothing special. Don't celebrate anymore.
36. Do you carry a donor card?
No.
37. Is the glass half empty or half full?
It's perfect the way it is.
38. What's the farthest-away place you've been?
Portugal.
39. When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
Never did.
40. Have you ever won a trophy?
Some as an archer.
41. What's under your bed?
Dust?
42. Think fast, what do you like right now?
A new bed.
43. Where were you on Valentine's day?
At home? I don't know.
44. What time do you get up?
Between 10 am and 3 pm
45. How many keys on your key ring?
6
46. Where would you retire to?
Ummm... not sure yet.
47. What kind of books do you like to read?
SciFi novels, historical drama(1930's), philosophical literature.
48. How far away from your birthplace do you live now?
I live at my place of birth.
49. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
No. Not even close!
50. Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
Yes.
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The fact is, all of us let our guard down sometimes.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
a bowl of peppermints

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The Newsroom

4. Without looking, guess what time it is
1:30

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
1:38

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Florescent lights and people typing. In the distance, the White Stripes are playing at the front desk.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Walking to lunch a couple hours ago

8. Did you dream last night?
Yes, running away from a shooter in a building. I'm sure there's some deep meaning there, but I'm sure I probably don't want to know.

9. Do you remember your dreams?
Sometimes

10. When did you last laugh?
This morning

11. Do you remember why / at what?
Yup, nunya.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
My office... dry erase boards, sticky notes and pics of my family

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Yup, I looked in a mirror

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Meh.

15. What is the last film you saw?
Django Unchained

16. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
Medellin. I haven't been there, but I heard the weather is perfect

17. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A house with a yard, somewhere near the equator.

18. Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
I don't like eggs.

19. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Intelligence would be encouraged, particularly in girls. More than beauty, more than fame, more than power, KNOWLEDGE would be something for which to aspire.

20. Do you like to dance?
Yes, I love to. It doesn't mean I'm that good at it, but I love it still.

21. Would you ever consider living abroad?
I'd love to. I'm in the process of interviewing for a few jobs abroad.

22. Does your name make any interesting anagrams?
an oral swan (that took me a while to put together)

23. Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
A client

24. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
A resume

25. Last time you swam in a pool?
Friday

26. Are you listening to music right now?
No. I should be. Good idea.
Oh, wait, I forgot my headphones.
Dammit!

27. What color is your bedroom carpet?
Carpet in a bedroom is a terrible idea for anyone with allergies.

28. If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
I'd have 2 bathrooms. And new flooring. And maybe convert it to an open kitchen.

29. Do you have a garden?
Yes, a windowbox with lemongrass and chilis. My cilantro died the second it got too hot. I also have an indoor hydroponic garden I haven't set up yet. It's REALLY cool. I will use it for fresh spices.

30. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
Yup, sang it plenty of times at various sporting events

31. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
Newton. He's usually sitting on top of me staring at me.

32. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
DSW

33. What time is bed time?
Usually around 11.

34. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
No, I did hair & coaching for some of them though.
I think it's important to note: at the child level, they are despicable. I think it should be illegal to put young girls in that. When they're in college, they can make that choice for themselves.

35. What did you do for your last birthday?
A special dinner.

36. Do you carry a donor card?
It's on my license, and I'm in the national registry.

37. Is the glass half empty or half full?
Unless you are in a vacuum, it is impossible for the glass to be any part empty. The glass is simply half water and half air.

38. What's the farthest-away place you've been?
Technically, Ibague

39. When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
A week or so ago when I made aji

40. Have you ever won a trophy?
A few yes, but not for sports.

41. What's under your bed?
Little Maggie hairbunnies. I have to vacuum almost daily for those during summer.

42. Think fast, what do you like right now?
Barbecue

43. Where were you on Valentine's day?
At home, I think.

44. What time do you get up?
Usually 7ish

45. How many keys on your key ring?
4

46. Where would you retire to?
Somewhere cheap with good weather.

47. What kind of books do you like to read?
I love audiobooks. I could listen to the Douglas Adams collection over and over because he narrates them himself. It transforms the story for me in a way text cannot.

48. How far away from your birthplace do you live now?
More than a hundred miles

49. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
Nope

50. Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
Yup. Some people can't?
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1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

he said " I don't talk about consequences they know they're supposed to follow protocol"

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
Libby's bed

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Dr. Phil

4. Without looking, guess what time it is
4:06

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
4:18

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
fans, t.v. computer in the living room

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
a couple yrs ago, camping

8. Did you dream last night?
prob

9. Do you remember your dreams?
sometimes

10. When did you last laugh?
this morning

11. Do you remember why / at what?
getting Libby up

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
kid stuff, school projects

13. Seen anything weird lately?
define weird

14. What do you think of this quiz?
I must be bored!

15. What is the last film you saw?
despicable me 2

16. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
as much as I LOVE it here I do love the east coast

17. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I would say college for my kids, however that may not be the path they want to go down.

18. Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
I have a ledge in front of my t.v with knick knacky crap on it that bring me joy..just random little things some are mine some are my kids but all of them have a story.

19. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
open up those closed minds

20. Do you like to dance?
sure

21. Would you ever consider living abroad?
for about 6 months yes

22. Does your name make any interesting anagrams?
not that I know of

23. Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
cable company

24. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
pictures!

25. Last time you swam in a pool?
last month

26. Are you listening to music right now?
no

27. What color is your bedroom carpet?
swirl browns

28. If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
a deck in my back yard, fall some pine trees so I can see more stars from said deck

29. Do you have a garden?
not this yr

30. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
I think so

31. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
what time is it?

32. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
none

33. What time is bed time?
it depends

34. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
as a child, yes

35. What did you do for your last birthday?
nothing

36. Do you carry a donor card?
no

37. Is the glass half empty or half full?
half full~ finally

38. What's the farthest-away place you've been?
New Brunswick

39. When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
couple weeks

40. Have you ever won a trophy?
yes

41. What's under your bed?
carpet

42. Think fast, what do you like right now?
yogurt

43. Where were you on Valentine's day?
home alone

44. What time do you get up?
school days? 7am

45. How many keys on your key ring?
2

46. Where would you retire to?
retire?

47. What kind of books do you like to read?
all kinds

48. How far away from your birthplace do you live now?
2 miles

49. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
um nope

50. Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
I am a dork and yes I can
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2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? Nothing
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? News
4. Without looking, guess what time it is 6pm
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 6:25 pm
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Clock ticking
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Half an hour ago, the door bell rang I answered it.
8. Did you dream last night? No I don't think so.
9. Do you remember your dreams? Usually
10. When did you last laugh? A few minutes ago.
11. Do you remember why / at what? A friend sent me a message whine about having all vowels in WWF. She said you can't have any vowels because I have them all. My reply was I have enough to beat you. hahahaha
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Picture of Hienz stadium a picture of Marine Corps Drill Instructor, and my golf ball collection.
13. Seen anything weird lately? Yes many things.
14. What do you think of this quiz? simple
15. What is the last film you saw? Monsters Inc
16. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live? Key West
17. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? A new Harley.
18. Tell me something about you that most people don't know. I come from a large family.
19. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? That everyone would be seen as equal and valuable.
20. Do you like to dance? Depends
21. Would you ever consider living abroad? I did
22. Does your name make any interesting anagrams? No
23. Who made the last incoming call on your phone? My best friend
24. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? A bank file
25. Last time you swam in a pool? Yesterday
26. Are you listening to music right now? no
27. What color is your bedroom carpet? Brown
28. If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do? Put in a salt water pool.
29. Do you have a garden?a flower garden
30. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? of course
31. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning? what day is this.
32. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Lowes or the Harley shop or Harbor Freight.
33. What time is bed time? early
34. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
35. What did you do for your last birthday? Same boring thing as always , went to my sisters had cake.
36. Do you carry a donor card? yes
37. Is the glass half empty or half full? Who cares just drink the damn thing.
38. What's the farthest-away place you've been? Korea
39. When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato? Saturday
40. Have you ever won a trophy? lots
41. What's under your bed? nothing
42. Think fast, what do you like right now? the weather
43. Where were you on Valentine's day? home
44. What time do you get up? early 2:30am on Monday 4 am the rest of the week.
45. How many keys on your key ring? 8
46. Where would you retire to? Key West
47. What kind of books do you like to read? non-fiction
48. How far away from your birthplace do you live now? 1300 miles
49. Can you touch your nose with your tongue? no
50. Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows? yes
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1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Line four is a code for a journal entry.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? Calendar, wall

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Cops

4. Without looking, guess what time it is? 12
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 1158
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Accounting office noise
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? An hour ago, picking up checks from the RTC.

8. Did you dream last night? Don't we usually
9. Do you remember your dreams? Sometimes

10. When did you last laugh? Two minutes ago

11. Do you remember why / at what? My cousin Winona talking about her man

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Accounting office stuff, calendars, distribution schedules

13. Seen anything weird lately?just this persons FACE

14. What do you think of this quiz? I'm killing time answering so it works for me
15. What is the last film you saw? Scott Pilgram VS the world

16. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live? Everywhere at least once
17. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would buy? The usual

18. Tell me something about you that most people don't know? I like shrimp

19. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? That's to general

20. Do you like to dance? Yes

21. Would you ever consider living abroad? Sure
22. Does your name make any interesting anagrams? No

23. Who made the last incoming call on your phone? Cody
24. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? Nothing it's dead
25. Last time you swam in a pool? Three weeks ago

26. Are you listening to music right now? Negative
27. What color is your bedroom carpet? Not carpeted yet.
28. If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do? Idk
29. Do you have a garden? No
30. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? No

31. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning? I try not to think that early
32. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Invalid question

33. What time is bed time? Before 930 pm
34. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? No
35. What did you do for your last birthday? Went dancing with my cousin and her gf

36. Do you carry a donor card? No
37. Is the glass half empty or half full? Neither, I left it on my car and drove away, and shattered into a million pieces much like many of my glass cups

38. What's the farthest-away place you've been? Hmm, Milwaukee for east coast, San Fran for west, thunderbay for north and Houston for south

39. When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato? Ew I like ketchup not tomatoes
40. Have you ever won a trophy? Yes

41. What's under your bed? Air dust bunnies and I'm sure some of my nieces toys

42. Think fast, what do you like right now? Cool temperatures

43. Where were you on Valentine's day? There
44. What time do you get up? 5-6 am
45. How many keys on your key ring?3

46. Where would you retire to? Home

47. What kind of books do you like to read? Any ones involving Harry potter of course

48. How far away from your birthplace do you live now? 50 miles

49. Can you touch your nose with your tongue? No
50. Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows? Yes
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1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
''one last condition. We had to give a press conference before we went.'' From chapter one from the book, Life by Keith Richards. Yes, I am such a rock chick! The book next to it is a Scott Walker book. We like a bit of, Mr, Richards and Mr Walker in this house!


2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
Computer screen.


3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The morning news on Sky news this morning.


4. Without looking, guess what time it is
Uh. 4:00pm


5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
4:05pm I wasnt that off!


6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The fan going by the sofa.


7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I went for a walk with my husband to pick blackberrys.


8. Did you dream last night?
Nope. Don't think I did.


9. Do you remember your dreams?
Sometimes.


10. When did you last laugh?
Today.


11. Do you remember why / at what?
Over something my little tiger ed did.


12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
I'm in my living room.
There is a huge framed poster of Scott Walker on the wall to my right, there is another framed photo of the man on the wall in front of me, on the same wall there is a huge framed Mallrats movie poster and there is a framed James Bond movie poster next to it.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Yes, my husband this morning.


14. What do you think of this quiz?
Oh I love these things!


15. What is the last film you saw?
The Paperboy. Oh I didnt like it at all!


16. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
Nowhere. I am already living where I have always wanted to live!


17. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
The whole fall line of Chanel, Gucci and all the whole Guerlain makeup line.



18. Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
My pinky fingers are bent inward. And I have always loved them!


19. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? That no one would go hungry.


20. Do you like to dance?
Yes, when I am REALLY drunk!


21. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Uh. I already am doing that!


22. Does your name make any interesting anagrams?
Yes. Amen Joys.


23. Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
My husband.


24. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Firefox.


25. Last time you swam in a pool?
Last Oct when I was in amsterdam with the husband. It was fun!

26. Are you listening to music right now?
No.


27. What color is your bedroom carpet?
Dark brown.


28. If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
See above!


29. Do you have a garden?
I wish I did! I live in a flat on the third floor.


30. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
Uh no.


31. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
That I am in sheer and utter pain from the tumour that likes to live in my lower spine!


32. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Oh thats easy. Neiman marcus!


33. What time is bed time?
12:00 am.


34. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
Nope.


35. What did you do for your last birthday?
Went out with our friends and got real drunk


36. Do you carry a donor card?
Nope. But I should.


37. Is the glass half empty or half full?
Half empty.


38. What's the farthest-away place you've been?
New Zealand.


39. When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
It’s been years.

40. Have you ever won a trophy?
Nope.


41. What's under your bed?
A dead body.


42. Think fast, what do you like right now?
My cup of hot tea.


43. Where were you on Valentine's day?
With my husband in a pub.


44. What time do you get up?
6:00 am.


45. How many keys on your key ring?
Uh. 8.


46. Where would you retire to?
Hawaii.


47. What kind of books do you like to read?
Non-fiction


48. How far away from your birthplace do you live now?
3269.47 miles.


49. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
Nope.


50. Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
Yes. And really who cannot do that?
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1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"...it was the same voice, the same inexorably hard face.."


2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
A coffee cup


3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
A movie Sabotage


4. Without looking, guess what time it is
4:45pm


5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
5:00pm


6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The A/C


7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Taking out the trash


8. Did you dream last night?
Yes


9. Do you remember your dreams?
Not all


10. When did you last laugh?
A second ago


11. Do you remember why / at what?
My wife yelling


12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
There is a framed poster of The Walking Dead Don't Look Back...hey, it's my bedroom.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Seriously? Zak Bagans would never leave.


14. What do you think of this quiz?
Sweet


15. What is the last film you saw?
Had to do with zombies..Cockneys vs Zombies


16. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
I'm happy living here, but Russia sounds cool


17. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A trip ticket around the world



18. Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
I own my own business


19. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Get rid of Classism



20. Do you like to dance?
Love it


21. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes


22. Does your name make any interesting anagrams?
Yes


23. Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
My brother

24. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
So long ago I forgot


25. Last time you swam in a pool?
Been ages

26. Are you listening to music right now?
Yes


27. What color is your bedroom carpet?
Grey


28. If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
The bathroom.. make it much bigger


29. Do you have a garden?
Not this year


30. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
No


31. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
"Still alive"


32. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Any hardware store will do


33. What time is bed time?
Usually by midnight


34. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
No


35. What did you do for your last birthday?
Spent it home with the wife and furballs


36. Do you carry a donor card?
Yes


37. Is the glass half empty or half full?
Half full


38. What's the farthest-away place you've been?
Canada


39. When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
Two weeks ago

40. Have you ever won a trophy?
Yes


41. What's under your bed?
Most likely a cat


42. Think fast, what do you like right now?
Breast!... Whoa


43. Where were you on Valentine's day?
In bed


44. What time do you get up?
2am


45. How many keys on your key ring?
11


46. Where would you retire to?
Russia


47. What kind of books do you like to read?
Non-fiction


48. How far away from your birthplace do you live now?
500 miles.


49. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
No


50. Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
Yes
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