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Old 09-18-2010, 11:10 AM   #1
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...it's time to get off line and go workout.
...its great that I can watch the Huskers and Washington today.
...its interesting that, next year, Nebraska will join the Big 10 conference
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Old 09-18-2010, 11:23 AM   #2
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...it's time for coffee

...it's time to worry more about what i want out of life than what other people think i should be doing/wanting

...that one should not offer to shake your hand if they have no concept of what a handshake is. (for fuck's sake, at least grip my hand...you ain't the pope)

...it's going to be a lovely autumn here




i like this idea, parker...thanks for starting it!
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I think ....that U of M is gonna beat Mass U!! GO BLUE!!

I think.....having a dry socket SUX!!

I think.....joining the all womens bowling league is gonna be a great way to meet new friends!!

I think.....I better stop at the store on the way home from work to get dog treats or Ty won't let me in the house!!
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...it's time for coffee

...it's time to worry more about what i want out of life than what other people think i should be doing/wanting

...that one should not offer to shake your hand if they have no concept of what a handshake is. (for fuck's sake, at least grip my hand...you ain't the pope)

...it's going to be a lovely autumn here




i like this idea, parker...thanks for starting it!
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...therefore I am.....

kinda stuffed from the circus peanuts

in solidarity for my honey, I shall....once the ones I have now are gone...again give up the sugar crack

mildly amused at a guy who has had his big ole 4x4 truck backed in for days, come out and drain the water from the bed of the truck and then pull it out and pull it back into the spot, head on this time

extremely hot-blooded lately....the words peri-menopause have been broached in this home
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I think....

...we have the weirdest-sounding dog around.... he speaks Wookie, I swear it (too bad I don't, dang)...

...I hope that dog grows up looking more like a lab than a pitbull, since the city is cracking down hard on pitbulls (25% of all animal control calls here are about pitbulls).

...our neighbor who is blatantly advertising that their dog is a pitbull is crazy to do so, because they put up a "CAUTION: This area patrolled by Pitbull" sign... but they let him run loose all the time.

...they're letting themselves in for a lawsuit they could never win if he hurts one of our neighborhood dogs (he's tried), since their sign says "CAUTION"... they can never get by in court saying they didn't know he was dangerous; nobody will believe them.
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I think...

... i should probably be worried about the cat sneezing so much...

... i should probably be worried about my back...

... both lobsters and anime are overrated...

... the only good thing about banging your head on a brick wall is that once you stop banging, it stops hurting...

... the girl should always win, just because she's the girl...

... new stylists are scary, and sometimes fabulous...

... the best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes or acquire a yeast infection...

... Mimi had it right... "forget regret, or life is yours to miss"...

... my mind tends to wander, and sometimes forgets to wander back...

... you should always be a "want to," and not a "have to"...

... the easiest way to find something you lost is to buy a replacement...

... leopards don't change their spots...

... it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye...
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I think it is gonna be a LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNGGGGGGGG
Football season. I don't think any of my teams has won a game all year yet.
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...passive aggression is not an adult behavior.
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I think if I get a goat, I'ma name her after my FBG.
I don't know why you need another goat, you got mine a long time ago.
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...that my entire shoulder is screwed up, not just the rotator cuff.
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I think...

... i should probably be worried about the cat sneezing so much...

... i should probably be worried about my back...

... both lobsters and anime are overrated...

... the only good thing about banging your head on a brick wall is that once you stop banging, it stops hurting...

... the girl should always win, just because she's the girl...

... new stylists are scary, and sometimes fabulous...

... the best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes or acquire a yeast infection...

... Mimi had it right... "forget regret, or life is yours to miss"...

... my mind tends to wander, and sometimes forgets to wander back...

... you should always be a "want to," and not a "have to"...

... the easiest way to find something you lost is to buy a replacement...

... leopards don't change their spots...

... it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye...
great post.
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Jet..Good luck with the shoulder,I did who knows what to mine.
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...I don't know the new acronyms... what is FBG?

...morning came way too early today, and my brain is not awake yet.
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... tapered leg jeans (the mom kind, not the skinny jean kind) are a cardinal sin...

... jelly beans are gross...

... skateboarding > football...

... Disney World is a happy place...

... chocolate is overrated...

... the word "panties" should be removed from the English language...

... morning people have the right idea...

... peanut butter cup ice cream should be a food group...

... coffee should be a food group as well...

... Montauk = heaven on earth.
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...a little cat nap is in order.
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...I am grateful to those who clued me in about FBG. Thanks!

...my moods are inversely proportional to the amount of sleep I get. I know, I know, not new info at ALL... just highly apropos today.

...that Fall is HIGHLY longed for in this household for budgetary reasons... I want the air conditioners OFF and the heater off, too, so the checkbook can recover.

...the new horizontal crack in the back wall scares me, and I'd better allocate more money for wall repair out of the next tax refund.

...sheesh, I'd better stop thinking and go cook something.

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