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Old 08-19-2011, 06:41 AM   #61
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I love them both really, I guess steak.
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I'm claustrophobic, so I'd rather be in jail for 20 years.

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Would U Rather: Very slowly sandpaper the skin above your lip completely off or
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Shoot my tooth.
Would you rather swallow a cup of water with a dead fly in it,
or swallow a cup of water that has been sitting there for 8 days?
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Would you rather swallow a cup of water with a dead fly in it,
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Oh JAGG, really?? I'd rather drink the 8 day old water! Even with the stuff in it that I know has to be in it.

WYR pee in a cup with someone watching or let your arm stay in a box of mosquitos for three minutes as they munch on you??
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WYR pee in a cup with someone watching or let your arm stay in a box of mosquitos for three minutes as they munch on you??
I live in Louisiana, mosquitoes munch on me if I walk outside for even three seconds. I would definitely pick the mosquitoes.

WYR stub your toe in the dark or smash your finger in a door?
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I've done both so I'd say stub my toe in the dark!

WYR get stitches with numbing agent (it burns like hell) or smoke a dark cigar that probably might make you sick?
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I'd go with the numbing agent.

WUR: Cut off your arm using mini tweezers or remove all your teeth using a bottle opener?



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crikey, i reckon' i'll go wit' da arm!

wyr watch reality t.v. fo' a month (non-stop) or eat dead bugs?
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wyr watch reality t.v. fo' a month (non-stop) or eat dead bugs?
Eat dead bugs. I couldn't sit inside for that long, let alone in front of a TV.
WYR have free elec. for a year or free gasoline for a year?
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wyr be constipated or nauseas as?
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Rather be stopped up.
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I'd rather watch my mom. I'd like to learn from her.

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I'd rather clean the pens, I kinda like farm work.
Would you rather never get old or never get sick?
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never get old. I rarely get sick.

Would you rather never eat meat again or never eat fruit again?
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Oh good one. Being a Hospice nurse...most definately..never get sick.

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I'm already getting old I like it, a lot. But, I've seen what getting sick can do to a family financially and emotionally, so I'll take old.

Would you rather perform on stage (any performance), or be a radio DJ for a day?
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