The MirriFemme-Webutchster New BFP Dictionary

[Arwen]

Femme Fatale (fim fah tahl) n. from the Latin WhatALookericious

1) An individual of the femme persuasion who can cause individuals of the butch persuasion to walk into walls either physically or verbally. She can accomplish this with what she wears or what she says. Closely associated with badonkadonk since there is no one Femme Fatale flavor according to the butches polled.

example: She was such a femme fatale that none of the butches could speak until she left the room

[Arwen]

Turkish Dates (turh kissh dayts) n. From the Italian HowToSeduceArwen

1) Food item guaranteed to make Arwen swoon over. Succulent, moist plump delicacies to sink my teeth into. See also banana

[Arwen]

Serial Monogamist (see ree ahl mah nah gah mist) n. From the Greek IloveyoutodayYouhurtmetomorrowsonowI'mwiththem

1) An individual of the butch or femme persuasion who doesn't know how to date effectively. Often suffers from NeedAUHaul syndrome. Decides within two dates (or two minutes) if the other person is the next Mr or Ms Right. This person is rarely seen solo in the wild. Seems to have an innate need to BE A COUPLE. A couple of what's is still being decided.

[Arwen]

Datebegone (dayt bee gohn) n. From the French BonneDieuAdiosMotherPhucker -good god good bye

1) A topical spray to be used in the case of severe flare ups of UHaul Syndrome. Use caution around the eyes and genitals as intense shrinkage may occur. Other side effects can be: nausea, headaches and muscle cramps from running the other way

[Arwen]

Eye Candy (I can dee) n. From the BFPVernacular yumminessitis - to enjoy


1) An individual of the butch or femme persuasion who can produce the badonkadonk reaction without even trying. Generally have "what's going on" all together with the junk in their trunk looking mighty fine. Tend to produce reactions like 'whoa' and 'oh my' and 'aren't you a tall drink of water, darlin' '

Can be seen by the unclever as summarily unintelligent because of their outside packaging, but that's why we call those people the unclever.

Eye Candy is sweet to see and dandy to look at but never underestimate what's underneath the pretty wrapping.

[Arwen]

Femmielicious (fim eh lish us) adj From the Spanish CalienteWoza - hotdamn

1) When an individual of the femme persuasion has reached a critical mass of intelligence, wit, charm and looks that causes butches to walk into walls and bounce back to do it all over again.

2) Also used when a particularly cute outfit is seen at the mall by two or more femmes

[Arwen]

Butchtastic (bootch tas tick) adj From the Spanish CalienteWozo - hotdamn

1) When an individual of the butch persuasion has reached a critical mass of intelligence, wit, charm and looks that causes femmes to gather in small groups to discuss him on and offline.

2) Also used when a particularly butch is seen at the mall by two or more femmes

3) Can be grounds for defensible stalking

[Arwen]

A note from the staff here at the MirriFemme-Webutchster New BFP Dictionary. Some stereotypes have been used and possible harmed in these definitions.

PETBFs is working with the staff here at MirriFemme-Webutchster in order to insure the ethical treatment of Butch & Femme stereotypes is adhered to.

If they catch us at it, that is....

[Arwen]

Wrongus Toiletus (Ron gus Toy let us) n. Latin

1) A condition generally afflicting heterosexual women that causes them to stare when an individual of the butch persuasion walks into a women's restroom. Can be cured but the heterosexual needs to have their mind opened. This sometimes requires a crowbar and can be messy. Not recommended for the faint of heart

[Arwen]

Flabbergasted (flab burr gas ted) n. From the Greek WhatTheHellios

1) Act of being so stunned that your mouth (known as the flab to the ancient Greeks and the one down on Colfax) hangs open and flies (known as gasts to the ancient Romans) swoop in.

[Arwen]

Floored (florhd) v. From the Italian tileussmilus

1) When one has been pressed down by one's lover until one's back is cradled by the floor

2) When one has seen something that has caused flabbergasting


3) The thing that comes right after 1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila

[Arwen]

Gallery Whore (gal er ree hohr) n. from the Basque for PictureLottus

1) An individual of the butch or femme persuasion who puts up numerous pictures of themselves. Often there is no discernible difference between photos.

This individual is also characterized by the need to post "NEW PHOTOS IN MY GALLERY" in as many threads as possible.

2) Can also be an individual of the butch or femme persuasion who posts comments on every picture in the BF galleries


3) An individual of the butch or femme persuasion who spends more time perving on, we mean looking at, pictures in the gallery

[Arwen]

whats the word for being totally wrapped around a femmes finger?


Happy and don't you forget it, fella. ;-)

[Arwen]

Sympathy Sponge (sim pah thee spunj) n. from the Andean Pitiosome


1) An individual of the butch or femme persuasion whose posts always start with "I had a bad day" or "My ex was mean to me again" or "No one understand me" or some variation there in.

Can be found in threads with kind people who allow themselves to get sucked dry by said sponge.

Can be very attractive to Drama Llamas and Trolls.

White Knights often champion them as well until their visors are lifted. Use extreme care when lifting visor of White Knight under a SympathySponge Spell. You can get burned.

[Arwen]

Attention Slut (ah ten shun slut) n. From the French DramaMarieAntoinette

1) An individual of the butch or femme persuasion who uses an interesting technique to garner attention. This technique is generally two-fold starting with the bid followed by the apology. Often see in conjunction with a Sympathy Sponge but the two can be mutually exclusive.

The bid is most often a dramatic post with hand wringing and hair pulling and sometimes teeth gnashing. Expect this post to be long -- very long.

The apology follows within five to ten postings by others. It doesn't matter what the responses of these other posts are. As long as they address the bid post, the Attention Slut is happy. The apology post will use phrases like 'I didn't mean', 'I'm sorry I said anything' or 'I had a bad day at work'.

[Arwen]

Ivegottabigego (ive got ta big ee goh) n. Latin HotAirBalloonus

1) Condition where in an individual of the butch or femme persuasion uses gigantuous words in an effort to seem more intelligent than those around them. Condition can be diagnosed by not asking said individual to define words. If they suffer from Ivegottabigego, they will begin to twitch if no one remarks upon their posts.

2) Sometimes referred to as the toddler syndrome

Please see also: fullofmyselfitis

[Arwen]

Fullofmyselfitis (fool ohf mi self eye tis) n. Latin Imbetterthanyouitous

1) Condition where in an individual of the butch or femme persuasion has no concept of their true worth so they must speak of themselves and praise themselves at all times. Often can be found referring to posts they made elsewhere or crossposting them to HelenBack. This condition is often socially fatal and usually incurable.

Please see also: Ivegottabigego

[Arwen]

BetrayalBeeyotchitis (bee tray ahl bee yotch eye tis) n. Latin

1) Evidenced in individuals of the butch or femme persuasion who have low self esteem and need to be most important in someone's life. Generally occurs when someone has to divide their attention.

[Arwen]

YeatsHatesMeoria (yaytz hatz mee oh ree ah) n From the Greek Musephobia

1) A condition that afflicts the eyesight making it impossible to detect bad rhyme and no meter.

2) Persons suffering from this condition could also break into bad verse at any moment. Are known to grab you by the sleeve saying, "Wait. Let me read you one more."

Sometimes referred to as Arweniaitis

[Arwen]

Poetholierthanthou (poh et hoe lee er than thow) n. From Latin Museaholic


1) The feeling that you are the best poet ever and no one else is any good. A condition marked by blindness to other styles of writing and expression. Commonly seen in English majors and Art students