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Old 03-29-2010, 06:37 PM   #501
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While I was sitting in a parking lot overlooking a small river, I saw the most perfect plump Mallard serenely floating around.
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What made me smile today...

A text message from one of my friends that is going to Mexico with me, that said, "7 days, 14 hours, 50 minutes and 30 secs to Cancun".
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What made me smile this afternoon...

Finding some pictures from a few years ago, of friends that I adore more than anything in the world. So many great times with amazing memories that will last me a lifetime.

A smile filled lunch date with my momma.

My fortune cookie from lunch, "Your day will be filled with sunshine & happiness". Oh so true it is!
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Getting to sit outside (right now) before I see my next client. It's the perfect day outside. Absolutely perfect.
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My good friend here in Georgia texted me and told me she left her laptop in a purple flowered bag at the social security office and they called the bomb squad. and police. can u imagine?

roflmao......this could only happen to her.
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my son and his girlfriend have been having serious issues- this chick is a piece of work I tell ya- my grandsons can't even go over to their dads house no more cuz she pitches a fit... anywayssssss so she up and decides 2 days ago to go sign a lease on a new place, then proceeds to throw the said lease at my kid- right in his face, just another petty attempt to bait him-

I have been very patient... I have been very nice...........

so what made me smile today?
Walking my happy ass right up into her house, and very nicely, very calmly and very directly calling her on her shit- then informing her that all of the "joint" bills that they shared.... were now all hers. We removed my kids name from all of it.

Informed her trifiling ass that the lease for the house is in her name only now...(spoke to their landlord who is a friend of mine) and informed him that my son would be moving into my home as of tomorrow-so she now has 2 leases- andddddddd- I very convincingly told her that MY grandsons WOULD be there to sleep in THEIR room tonite,
and if there was a problem, then we could handle it right here right now-

She never even opened that smartass mouth- except to say... yes ma'am.
yeah... it's the little things that make me smile.

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my son and his girlfriend have been having serious issues- this chick is a piece of work I tell ya- my grandsons can't even go over to their dads house no more cuz she pitches a fit... anywayssssss so she up and decides 2 days ago to go sign a lease on a new place, then proceeds to throw the said lease at my kid- right in his face, just another petty attempt to bait him-

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so what made me smile today?
Walking my happy ass right up into her house, and very nicely, very calmly and very directly calling her on her shit- then informing her that all of the "joint" bills that they shared.... were now all hers. We removed my kids name from all of it.

Informed her trifiling ass that the lease for the house is in her name only now...(spoke to their landlord who is a friend of mine) and informed him that my son would be moving into my home as of tomorrow-so she now has 2 leases- andddddddd- I very convincingly told her that MY grandsons WOULD be there to sleep in THEIR room tonite,
and if there was a problem, then we could handle it right here right now-

She never even opened that smartass mouth- except to say... yes ma'am.
yeah... it's the little things that make me smile.

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Talking with my lober and having her talk me down off of my family dynamic..

The realization that I no longer harber any emotions for someone.. That who they potrayed was mearly an illusion.. That who I *Loved* didn't really exist.. Eye opener... really an eye opener..

Porch sitting with my mom and watching the stars come out while describing them to my sweetie...
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My surgeon cleared me to leave the state for a year today. It is official-



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This morning...
Waking to the sunrise on one side of the house...and a beautiful moon still in the sky on the other side!! Ohhhh how I love those kinda mornings!! I especially love the Harvest Moon and Hunter's Moon in October and November!



When my son was weeeeee little, my sister went away with the military. He was soooooo attached to "his Annie" that he was always so homesick for her. We came up with a way to help him... they both LOVED the moon and stars and anything to do with space travel. When she would call at night, she would say "you see that moon tonight? Isn't it beautiful? Now honey, remember, no matter where I am in the world, I am looking at the same moon.".... I always thought that was such a cool way to tell a little kid that you are always close at heart and not far away from them. Having that connection to the moon made a bond and took away his homesickness and loneliness. To this day, nearly 20 years later, this story always brings a smile and fond memories. He got so he would call the crescent moon "my moon" and the full moon "Annie's moon"... I LOVE that!! and wish I could write a children's book about this titled "Annie's moon".
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Thankful for true friends.

A wonderful family.

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