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Old 10-14-2011, 08:49 AM   #21
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i banged my lover because i love marijuana
was I holdin out?
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Old 10-14-2011, 11:20 AM   #22
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I ran naked with…… Paris Hilton…… Because I'm good in bed!

YES! I AM good in bed, but…….Ye Gods for sanity’s sake, NOT Paris Hilton!




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Old 10-14-2011, 11:34 AM   #23
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"I shanked the kool-aid man because I love marijuana"

lmao ... uncanny lolz

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Old 10-14-2011, 12:22 PM   #24
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You beat a drink because you did'nt like the way he/she looked at you.
Well duh..I don't eber touch even a cop! Err..I mean drop
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Old 10-14-2011, 12:25 PM   #25
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I don't like mine, Sept. 4th... I shot a homo because I had to....that's just not right!
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Old 10-14-2011, 12:41 PM   #26
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I beat a golf ball because I'm sexy like that.

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Old 10-14-2011, 01:00 PM   #27
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I ran shirtless with my lover because I had to??
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well I cuddled with a golf ball because the hoes ate all my tacos...lmao
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Old 10-14-2011, 01:14 PM   #29
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I ran naked with a drink because I'm sexy like that

... these psychic games freak me out... how did it know I ran naked with a drink?? and that I am sexy like that??? And the other color I am wearing said I have double D's. Again true.... I has a face now.

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Old 10-14-2011, 03:43 PM   #30
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Gillian's is: I need a condom because I'm a pimp


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Old 10-14-2011, 04:04 PM   #31
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I cuddled with the cookie monster because I love cocaine.
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i cuddled with a homo because im a pimp
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Old 10-14-2011, 10:22 PM   #33
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I ate my toothbrush cuz hoes keep stealin my tacos!
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i slept with a homo because i love marijuana!
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I stabbed a glass of milk because I'm a pimp.
I hope the milk survived.
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i shot your mom because i'm good in bed...
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I smoked with the cookie monster because I'm sexy like that

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Old 03-03-2012, 09:48 AM   #38
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I slept with the cookie monster because i'm a pimp . . .



NOT even for free cookies!
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I ran naked, with a teletubby, because I'm a pimp.
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with my best friend
because I am a pimp....

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