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Old 02-26-2018, 02:46 PM   #941
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You know your feeling old when...... u have to change the font size every 2x's a year.
" "...... your face muscles feel good when you have a
surprised look on your face.
" "...... you call your pets diff. names,then they look in shock
" "...... when you ask yourself,"When did I pull that muscle?"
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Old 02-26-2018, 03:27 PM   #942
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when you can’t keep up with the technology at work.

nor do you want to
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Old 03-12-2018, 07:37 PM   #943
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you look for-
early bird specials
senior discounts

if you have a purse you have (at all times)
cough drops
coin purse
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When you start taking vacation days to go to the doctor's office instead of taking vacation days and going away on vacation
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Old 03-22-2018, 09:00 PM   #945
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When you reach for something on a back burner or turn a dial on the stove and realize if you're not careful your boob is going to fall in the dutch oven or grace something you've got cooking/boiling/frying away on the front burner. No more cooking in the nude if you need to use all four burners at once, those days are gone.
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Old 03-22-2018, 09:11 PM   #946
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When you reach for something on a back burner or turn a dial on the stove and realize if you're not careful your boob is going to fall in the dutch oven or grace something you've got cooking/boiling/frying away on the front burner. No more cooking in the nude if you need to use all four burners at once, those days are gone.
Lol! I can relate to this
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When your night stand looks more like a rest home with medications, heating/cooling ointments and salves, etc, than that of a hot young thang.
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when it's a given you wouldn't make a road-trip without a triple A trip tik................ok, almost always
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Old 04-12-2018, 06:21 AM   #949
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the IT guys keep "ma'aming" me............
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When I am at my sister's trying to study and the kids (18ish and obviously their first apartment) downstairs are being loud and it's irritating me. They are on the balcony talking about their time in juvenile detention and how they wouldn't rip each other when the make up their ounces of weed, how they bought drugs from someone who "pressed" it with Advil. Two guys talking about why they don't want to fall in love. I told them once to keep it down.

Am I an old curmudgeon? It was bound to happen soon or later.
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