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Old 02-26-2018, 02:46 PM   #941
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You know your feeling old when...... u have to change the font size every 2x's a year.
" "...... your face muscles feel good when you have a
surprised look on your face.
" "...... you call your pets diff. names,then they look in shock
" "...... when you ask yourself,"When did I pull that muscle?"
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when you canít keep up with the technology at work.

nor do you want to
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you look for-
early bird specials
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if you have a purse you have (at all times)
cough drops
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When you start taking vacation days to go to the doctor's office instead of taking vacation days and going away on vacation
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When you reach for something on a back burner or turn a dial on the stove and realize if you're not careful your boob is going to fall in the dutch oven or grace something you've got cooking/boiling/frying away on the front burner. No more cooking in the nude if you need to use all four burners at once, those days are gone.
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Old 03-22-2018, 09:11 PM   #946
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When you reach for something on a back burner or turn a dial on the stove and realize if you're not careful your boob is going to fall in the dutch oven or grace something you've got cooking/boiling/frying away on the front burner. No more cooking in the nude if you need to use all four burners at once, those days are gone.
Lol! I can relate to this
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When your night stand looks more like a rest home with medications, heating/cooling ointments and salves, etc, than that of a hot young thang.
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when it's a given you wouldn't make a road-trip without a triple A trip tik................ok, almost always
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Old 04-12-2018, 06:21 AM   #949
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the IT guys keep "ma'aming" me............
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When I am at my sister's trying to study and the kids (18ish and obviously their first apartment) downstairs are being loud and it's irritating me. They are on the balcony talking about their time in juvenile detention and how they wouldn't rip each other when the make up their ounces of weed, how they bought drugs from someone who "pressed" it with Advil. Two guys talking about why they don't want to fall in love. I told them once to keep it down.

Am I an old curmudgeon? It was bound to happen soon or later.
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I realize losing weight is soooo slow now.

In high school I could lose 10 lbs in a week if I really wanted to. Now I have to be happy that I'm losing a pound a week.

Yay
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While holding the line waiting for a real person, you realize that you know the words to all the "elevator" music.
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When your Dr's are young enough to be your child and the nurses are to young to flirt with
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I got a kick out of it when they started sending me stuff. Mom used to call it "the Union" so I had to sign up...LOL

I love getting older...there are so many new things to experience and appreciate. I think my 50s are going to be the best years of my life...until my 60s....then 70s...

Where did manners go with all this texting? These young whippersnappers text too often with too much crap, like emojis and other nonsense. Then the selfies, OMG. I miss unsmart phones!
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I seem to be entering a second "awkward teen" stage of life.

I'm too old to be young, and too young to be old.
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When I get into a conversation with two gentlemen (who crossed the 'old age' bridge a long time ago) about the 'youth of today'.

AND

We're in complete agreement.

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