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03-04-2015, 06:35 PM
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once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! 
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Oh it was Mom again
Mom I sent your Dad to Hardee's and told him to get us 2 #8's and a small drink. When he came back and handed her the bag, she said this isn't a Hardee's bag. He said, It ain't? She said no it isn't, it says Taco Bell.
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03-05-2015, 08:02 PM
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Family Man
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She just gets me 
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Hiking along the trail at the Falls today and there were parts that were a sheet of ice .. I did really good for the most part till my feet just went out from under me and bam I went sprawling cracked my self up and was very glad NO ONE saw it
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03-07-2015, 06:17 PM
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Femme Lesbian 
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My friends when I see them. So ones that are popping out to me are how one of them said at the sight of fighter jets due to Drill Weekend:
"They should land and **** me!" my response? "I was thinking the same thing." *insert horrible attempt at a high five* & this gem: "Wow, that is a deep filing cabinet!" "That's what she said!" Yes We joke around like teenage boys. It is entertaining 
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03-08-2015, 12:03 PM
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☆ the stars are aligned ☆
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strong, independent, badass redhead Preferred Pronoun?:
babygirl, buttercup, sugah Relationship Status:
married to my Boo Daddy <3 
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Saw Carlos Mencia last night.. him plus his two opening acts has me laughing so, so hard.
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03-08-2015, 01:38 PM
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and this is how you poke somebody
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03-08-2015, 04:17 PM
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Roadster Guy
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03-17-2015, 08:59 PM
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I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009
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My new, sweet, rescued, short-legged pup....how he is my shadow and velcro dog...and his comical nature...and THOSE FUNNY EARS!!
then my darling luv bug, adorable smooch pooch WooBear...how he drives me batty that he loves to drag his belly thru the dirt and "waller" in the leaves and mud. a big mud puppy! 3 of the 4 dogs got their first spring bath tonight....little Skippy cracks me up when he does the doggy paddle in mid air before he gets to the tub.
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03-17-2015, 09:15 PM
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I am alright and still smiling - keeping my eyes on what lasts and matters 
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...oh only that I was heating the kettle.... and turned on the empty burner and melted a plastic dish ...
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03-17-2015, 09:51 PM
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Senior Member
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People call me by my nic name. Relationship Status:
Not Single, Not Desperate. 
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A few things.................
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04-05-2015, 11:37 AM
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Infamous Member
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No, thank you. 
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Location: in my heart I'm going to Carolina...but I'm in MA for now
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Twas the other day...and I had to laugh on the inside..
My brother took in a stray cat. He told me he felt bad because the cat's eye was watering...and he was worried it would freeze in the cold... I guffawed on the INSIDE...my poor brother. I did hit him pretty hard in the head with a snowball...a time or two...
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04-05-2015, 12:18 PM
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Cracked up
My kitty loves to "help" me change the bed sheets. She is a real comedian and I ended up laughing at her for all the silliness,
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04-06-2015, 08:03 PM
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No, thank you.
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Location: in my heart I'm going to Carolina...but I'm in MA for now
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My manager....
I had a meeting at work today. I walked in and immediately asked where her dog was...I loveee him! I said very loudly "where's my love muffin??!!" (He usually comes to that...lol) and my scheduling manager walked in from the other room and said "I'm right here..." all sultry n shit lol I heart my job...
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04-10-2015, 05:26 PM
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I unpacked my French press and was reading the warnings..
One said "children and hot liquids should be kept apart". I just thought the wording was odd...lol
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04-17-2015, 07:14 PM
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A local news channel...
They did the weather...its all pretty hokey...bad graphics etc. For tonorrow it says "pretty nice" then 2 days of "heavy rain" then after the rain it will e "finally nice". It struck me funny...and I was happy for the giggle..
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04-18-2015, 05:11 AM
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04-18-2015, 08:28 AM
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Infamous Member
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No, thank you.
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Location: in my heart I'm going to Carolina...but I'm in MA for now
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Omg I think about that alllll the time. I also think in future there will be warnings on bathroom cleaners for people who clean their showers while they're showering. Yeah. That will totally be all.me lol
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04-18-2015, 08:51 PM
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Infamous Member
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once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am!
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Stupid smart phone. While texting with Mom, I was responding using the voice thing because I was eating. I was telling her what I had picked up at the yard sale. I said "yes an umbrella...but nothing came up on my screen. So again I said a big umbrella, umbrella. I looked at the screen and it said umbrella bella big ass. I was like what the heck? I laughed til I hurt.
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04-27-2015, 09:34 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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☀️☀️☀️ 
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OK, this actually happened yesterday.
I'm trying to use up all the odds and ends in the pantry before I move. I had this bag of rice. You know the boil in the bag kind. It was the last bag, so I do remember cutting the directions off the box and taping it to the bag. Boil 1 1/2 cups of boiling water, add rice, turn down heat, cover, for 10 min. Ok, so I go back to check rice, poke at it with a fork. Hmmm, the rice in the bag, is acting like uncooked rice. Hard, making that rice rubbing sound. So I go pull the cut out directions from the trash. It says, add rice. Umm, apparently it's not a boil in the bag kind!
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05-02-2015, 11:46 PM
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Senior Member
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Today I heard from a woman that I've " been talking to" for a couple months... she cracks me up with how fast she wants us to move, and her lack of tact (being very descriptive about the kind of sex she would like to have with me), and how she pushes those boundaries I put up during our first date of FRIENDS ONLY...then in the next breath she said she had gotten so drunk that she had to call another female friend over to help put together an entertainment center, but instead took this friend to bed. I enjoy talking to her most times but other times she cracks me up.
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05-03-2015, 12:29 AM
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Senior Member
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I was gone from the house almost all day Saturday ...but once I had to return to pick something up then head to the Salon...when I drove up the long drive lane, past the large chicken hutch that's surrounded by a 40'x10' x6'high chain link fence, I found 2 VERY FAT squirrels in there stealing from the chickens!!
When I got out of the vehicle and fussed, they went crazy trying to find their way out, running up the fence and hitting their heads on the plastic "cherry tree netting" that covers the roof, and eventually pushed their way thru holes in the netting. These are the same fat squirrels that I had caught stealing from a little hen that I have in a small fence to recover from a leg injury. Another thing that cracks me up is all the chickens were oblivious to the squirrels... but they will try to flog the tiny wild sparrows that like to share their corn.
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