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The past, the present and the future walked into a bar.
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Before buying a dildo you should think long and hard.
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Not all math puns are bad. Just sum.
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Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.
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A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns.
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I can’t remember how to write 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals.
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I used to date an air stewardess from Helsinki.
I dropped her off at work one day and she just vanished into Finnair... |
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This bloke said to me, “I’m going to attack you with the neck of a guitar.”
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This is my 10th pun, and last pun for awhile...
So, I sent ten different puns to my online "friends", with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did. |
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A. A chocolate one! Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? A. Bugs Bunny! Q. What did the bunny get for her basket? A. Two points! |
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What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare line. Who do you call when a rabbit needs a hair cut? The Hare Dresser. |
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Ya know I most likely have:
Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.
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Me to my plumber yesterday after agreeing on a price for some work.
"I'll see you and your CRACK team of workers tomorrow." Naturally, I was laughing my ass off in my indoor voice. He did not get it.
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