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Old 03-22-2020, 12:29 PM   #281
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an artisan Garlic Everything Bagel (just half of one, the whole thing is too big to eat) with vegan 'cream cheese', chopped scallions and smoked oysters.

And....Watermelon Sparkling Water.

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Had no idea that there were vegan smoked oysters.
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Had no idea that there were vegan smoked oysters.

You are so silly, lol. I never said the oysters were vegan.


Here. I found a video for you about Vegan Beer.



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Don't know about vegan beer but the day they started putting fruit in beer I knew it was all downhill.
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I'm beginning to think you are a ghost...you post, you tickle my fancy, but i seldom see your nic in the list to my left. Are you hovering somewhere?
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I'm beginning to think you are a ghost...you post, you tickle my fancy, but i seldom see your nic in the list to my left. Are you hovering somewhere?
I presume you are talking to me, 'Aunt' C0LLETTE, and yes, I'm here (right now), but I was over on YouTube hunting down some dinner ideas for you.

You're up in Canada, right? You near Toronto?

Here's some fantastic ideas for supper (dinner). Okay?



Night night my friend!

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Actually, no...I'm about 4 hours down the highway from Toronto. Wouldn't it be easier if you just came and cooked something good for me? I eat all gluten, have no idea what vegan means and think fatty foods protect you from viruses. How hard could it be to feed me something delicious?
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Ok , I know you are gone now but just know that in about 37 minutes, 6 pm est, i'm going to boil 2 cups of water and sit here bitterly eating tasteless ramen noodles with a few frozen peas thrown in. ( Family recipe ). Only you can save me.
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Sorry C0LLETTE, no can do. I am not here to date or to find anyone. I'm happy on my own and happy to be a member here.

Wishing you a good night!
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My goodness, Katzchen. I never thought you'd confuse a subtle job offer with a romantic proposal. A good housekeeper or cook, particularly with a good sense of humour, would be perfect for me... particularly in these difficult times. I'm not sure if Canada issues "green cards" but if you ever need one, let me know. As I said, I could use a good cook.
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