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Old 04-14-2010, 10:43 PM   #1461
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Watching my once-vibrant father use power tools and the lawn tractor is kinda like watching a car roll down a hill without a driver: you know there's going to be a disaster at the end of the ride, and there's not much you can do about it.
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"Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath and she'd come in and sink my boats."
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that. is. soooooo. disgusting.
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~cough cough~ very interesting Survey {I filled out}

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I'd probably rip off her barbie heads after.....but that's me
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Seeing as his wife was his daughter? That is probably apropos I think.
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adopted Step-daughter..But I see your point
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adopted Step-daughter..But I see your point
Adopted Daughter. I'm adopted and if my Papa took me to the tub to sink his boats I'd end up a star on next week's Law & Order SVU. But that's just me.
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hmm...
I do like watching SVU cuz then I get to see a Predator go thu hell, and wind up bottom ring of prison hierarchy...
Much like Polanski deserves..
But then, in some Episodes....like Polanski (and woody), the offender gets away with it, leaving Liv, Fin, Stabler, Huang & Munch baffled, confused, pissed and Lost .....
Boo
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I haven't posted in this thread yet,
so I thought today would be a good day to start



That is all
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Tomorrow is the party.
The audit party.
And by party I mean using a multi-page audit tool and doing extensive chart review of all of my charts that have been opened or closed in this fiscal year. Which will take ALL day and maybe a whole other day too.
I think she is only calling it a party because pizza will be involved and we get to wear jeans.
That is not my kind of party.
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I love black cats and tuxedos....they are especially adept at vocalization ive noticed

all of the black kitties ive had have a unique ability to get what they want via talking....hell felines rule lol even when they are stepping on my head becuase they want me to get up and feed them lol
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all of the black kitties ive had have a unique ability to get what they want via talking....hell felines rule lol even when they are stepping on my head becuase they want me to get up and feed them lol
Yes, they are very vocal.
And when you try to ignore them, they YELL at you, lol.
(It's actually quite cute)

Charlie (rest his soul) would give us morning hair-do's to get us out of bed - he was the beautician of the family. *sigh* Now, I can't blame him for my morning hair.
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I hate waiting to go the the doctor's office to do more waiting.
I hate waiting.

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I kept telling them that it was only a matter of time before he came undone.
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He still doesn't seem to get it: while the fact that his wife burned the house down was WRONG, it was just the punch line to his screwing around on her. It really could have been worse! When will they learn?
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