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Old 06-15-2011, 05:39 PM   #21
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For the love of Pete........... not Chancies Pete
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The best thing since sliced bread....(what was the best thing before sliced bread?)
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That was the bees knees
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Golly Gee Willikers that's neat!
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from my other mama, just the other day... "Amanda are you still 'pining'?"
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A friend of mine asked me the other day if I was "settin' my cap" for someone....

Setting your cap is to fall in lurve and start flirting with them so they know you're into them.
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As Grandpa Charlie used to say:

"Oh Godfrey!"
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My parents had me later in life and were older than the average,so I use to hear these old slang words regularly in the house:
Take a powder-Leave
Beat it. Leave
He's a good egg.
Bohunk- A derogatory name for an Eastern Europeon immigrant
Bootlegger-Dealer in illegal liquor
She was a tough old bird.
Knocked up.-To make pregnant
He wants to make her.- To make love/sex.
Dang my onery hide.
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Take a snort.-A drink
Up the road a piece
Floozy-Promiscuous woman
High brow- Geek
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The best thing since sliced bread....(what was the best thing before sliced bread?)
It must have been The Wheel. Before that? Fire.
At least that is my take.
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"Going steady."

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Caliginous [kuh-lij-uh-nuhs] - misty; dim; dark

*The long abandoned house had a caliginous aura.


I first heard this word as a child in the film The Wizard of Oz when the wizard refers to the Tin Man as a "clinking, clanking, clattering collection of caliginous junk". I asked my mom what it meant and she told me to look it up (apparently she did not know either). I remember deciding that it didn't really fit in that sentence and was only put there for the alliteration. That has always bothered me.
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"Lady friend"

term used by:
1) people who are in their 80's
2) betenoire
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"It's time to blow this pop stand".

My mother's way of saying she is ready to leave a location.
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caddywhompus - crooked, broken, bent, sideways, damaged

* I sat on my glasses and now they are all caddywhompus.
haha yes... and the ever (no longer) popular kittywampus
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What in the Sam Hill?!

Sam Hill is an American English slang phrase, a euphemism or minced oath for "the devil" or "hell" personified (as in, "What in the Sam Hill is that?"). Etymologist Michael Quinion and others date the expression back to the late 1830s
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Arrow expressions I use in class quite frequently

And don't take any wooden nickels.

There is no canoodling in class.

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