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Old 10-14-2011, 06:14 AM   #1
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Old 10-14-2011, 06:16 AM   #2
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I shot a stripper because im a pimp

LMAO! I have been called a pimp..
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Old 10-14-2011, 06:20 AM   #3
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I slept with a mop because I smoked crack.





Makes sense to me. Stop looking at me like that. She had perty hair
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Old 10-14-2011, 06:29 AM   #4
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I slept with a mop because I smoked crack.





Makes sense to me. Stop looking at me like that. She had perty hair
ROFLMFAO!!! Tawse pretty hair huh *looks sideways at ya*
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ROFLMFAO!!! Tawse pretty hair huh *looks sideways at ya*
The other shirt I thought about wearing today was green... so I was either fucked up on Crack or Cocaine..

Either way the mop didn't stand a chance.
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......okay it's true, I am sexy like that......I am a teletubby shanker....there is just no denying it!
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Damn those hoes!
ROFLMFAO!!!! SMH
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I shot an easter egg because I had to!

Hey..it was lookin at me wrong!
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I smoked with my lover because hoes keep stealin my tocos.

Mean hoes I would rather be doing something else with my lover instead of smoking and all because of them :P Giggles
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SAY WHAT

well...

makes sense...

kinda creepy how much sense it makes actually.
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Ok, I'll play:

I needed~a stripper~because I'm good in bed~


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