10-14-2011, 06:14 AM | #1 |
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Jan -I ate Feb - I banged Mar - I ran naked with April - I smoked with May - I ran shirtless with June - I beat July - I cuddled with Aug - I needed Sept - I shot Oct - I shanked Nov - I stabbed Dec - I slept with - Pick the day (number) you were born on 01 - my lover 02 - a dog 03 - homer 04 - A homo 05 - a condom 06 - A toothbrush 07 - a hippie 08 - a glass of milk 09 - a porn star 10 - Paris Hilton 11 - the trojan man 12 - a teletubby 13 - the kool-aid man 14 - some crack heads 15 - an easter egg 16 - a pot head 17 - a bum 18 - a stripper 19 - a horse 20 - a homeless guy 21 - a drink 22 - my bestfriend 23 - the cookie monster 24 - my boyfriend 25 - a bowl of cereal 26 - a golf ball 27 - a bag of weed 28 - a french fry 29 - your mom 30 - ur grandma 31 - a mop - Pick the color of shirt you are wearing White - because hoes keep stealin my tacos Black - because I'm sexy like that Pink - Because I'm good in bed Red - because I have AMAZING boobs Brown- because I had to Polka Dots - because I hate my life Purple - because I'm gay Gray - because I love marijuana Other -because I have double D's Green - because I love to snort cocaine. Orange - because I smoked crack Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose Blue - because I'm a pimp Shirtless - because I've got abs Yellow - because I didn't like the way he/she looked at me Gold- because the people in my head were banging Tan- because I'm a soldier boy /girl |
10-14-2011, 06:16 AM | #2 |
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I shot a stripper because im a pimp
LMAO! I have been called a pimp.. |
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10-14-2011, 06:20 AM | #3 |
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I slept with a mop because I smoked crack.
Makes sense to me. Stop looking at me like that. She had perty hair |
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10-14-2011, 06:29 AM | #4 |
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10-14-2011, 06:31 AM | #5 |
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10-14-2011, 06:32 AM | #6 |
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I slept with a homo because hoes keep stealin' my tacos
Damn those hoes! |
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10-14-2011, 06:34 AM | #7 |
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Oct - I shanked 12 - a teletubby Black - because I'm sexy like that
......okay it's true, I am sexy like that......I am a teletubby shanker....there is just no denying it!
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10-14-2011, 06:35 AM | #8 |
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10-14-2011, 06:37 AM | #9 |
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I need a dog because I have double D's.
How did it KNOW????
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10-14-2011, 06:39 AM | #10 |
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I shot an easter egg because I had to!
Hey..it was lookin at me wrong!
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10-14-2011, 06:49 AM | #11 |
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I smoked with my lover because hoes keep stealin my tocos.
Mean hoes I would rather be doing something else with my lover instead of smoking and all because of them :P Giggles |
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10-14-2011, 07:41 AM | #12 |
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I ate~ a pothead~because I love marijuana
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10-14-2011, 07:46 AM | #14 |
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Geez, while mom & dad are away, this site has sure degenerated!
Ok, I'll play: I needed~a stripper~because I'm good in bed~ PS: can't believe I just participated!
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Apparently, I cuddled with Paris Hilton because I'm a pimp.
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I ran shirtless with some crack heads because hoes keep stealin my tacos.
I love tacos
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I needed a horse because I have double d's.
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10-14-2011, 08:46 AM | #19 |
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i banged my lover because i love marijuana
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I need my b/f because I have double D's.
pfffft.... sucky game.
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