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Old 09-22-2013, 07:37 PM   #21
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I can add to the medical ones...

Mrs. Patient Wife: Is Dr. O in today?

Me: He is in surgery today, can I have him call you back?

Mrs. Patient Wife: I guess you can help me with a refill? My husband needs a refill on his asthma meds.

Me: We can refill the meds for you, if he has been in recently.

Mrs. Patient Wife: Oh, he comes in all time.

Me: Then it should not be an issue. Let me pull his chart for the respiratory therapist. Do you want to hold or do you want her to call you back? It may be a few minutes.

Mrs. Patient Wife: I'll hold.

I get the chart, hand it to the RT, tell her what is going on and she takes the call.

Ten minutes later, she comes back and asks what Mrs. Patient Wife called about. I told her (and thank God someone heard my end of the call). The RT told me the call ended this way after enough time to get the chart, talk to the RT, her take the call, confirm the info and get the pharmacy info...

RT: Ok, Mrs. Patient Wife, I will get this called in for him right now so that you can pick it up today.

Mrs. Patient Wife: Do y'all have samples I can come get?

RT: Let me check, can you hold a few minutes while I check the closet or do you want me to call you back?

Mrs. Patient Wife: I'll hold.

And upon returning...

RT: We have that, you can pick it up anytime before 5.

Mrs. Patient Wife: That won't be a problem. Is Dr. O in yet? My husband is not breathing and turning blue so I am getting worried about him. How long will Dr. O be in surgery?

TISFU with a little WTF added in.

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Old 10-03-2013, 12:40 PM   #22
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/1...#slide=2967047
Snippet from article.
"A Ku Klux Klan rally planned for Saturday, Oct. 5 has been canceled because of the government shutdown.

On Sept. 26, officials at Gettysburg National Military Park granted a special-use permit for a rally to a Maryland-based KKK group. According to NBC 10 Philadelphia, the event was canceled when park officials rescinded all permits for special events because of the shutdown, which began 12 a.m. ET on Tuesday."

I say,
It is so messed up that these people exist. Of course they have to hide
behind masks because their morals are so fed up.

So, awwwww...the tea party republicans and other racists in washington had to cancel their rally because they might be on the Hill instead; national park or not.
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I made it clear to my agency that I will be getting to my morning client early...because of finding her in a piss drenched bed last week......and her only response is...oh. Ive had to talk to several people about that.

THEN FIRE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This.

''Last week it emerged that a staggering one in 30 deaths in the Netherlands are now from euthanasia, after Dutch government allowed mobile death squads to kill sick and elderly people in their homes.''

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz2ggxYufkj

Verhelst's story is sad but the statistics regarding euthanasia are horrific (to me).
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''Last week it emerged that a staggering one in 30 deaths in the Netherlands are now from euthanasia, after Dutch government allowed mobile death squads to kill sick and elderly people in their homes.''

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz2ggxYufkj

Verhelst's story is sad but the statistics regarding euthanasia are horrific (to me).
Oh my goodness, this is just awful....I am speechless...
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Having a three year old tell another three year old that they are "a stupid bitch" and subsequently telling the three year old who said it that it was not okay to talk like that only to have the teacher go off on me that the kid is only three and doesn't know better and I need to lay off.

WTF????

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I was watching 101 ways to die and this crazy cat lady had like 25 cats, which one cat is gross enough but 25 ? And here is the kicker she had so many cats because she wanted them to be pregnant so she can drink their milk. EEEWWWWW And of course that's what killed her. Nasty nasty nasty !!!!!!!
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