If you knocked on my door today.... - Page 17

Orema · 12-24-2019, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by homoe

IF cathexis knocked on my door, I'd scream out "I got a gun and I know how to use it"

OK just kidding about the gun......I have NO idea how to use a gun

I'd grab cathexis and say "lets blow this pop stand" we'd head for Chicago....

If homoe knocked on my door today I’d invite you in for biscotti and coffee. Would add Baileys or Kailua, if desired while we sat in front of my little tree. I’d ask her choose some holiday movies for us to watch while I put the pork roast in the oven.

homoe · 12-24-2019, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Orema

If homoe knocked on my door today I’d invite you in for biscotti and coffee. Would add Baileys or Kailua, if desired while we sat in front of my little tree. I’d ask her choose some holiday movies for us to watch while I put the pork roast in the oven.

Did I hear pork roast........

homoe · 12-24-2019, 10:13 AM

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IF Orema knocked on my door, I'd grab her by the arm and we'f head off towards the ferry dock. On the way across the sound I'd point out various areas until we arrived at Coleman Dock in Seattle!

Once in Seattle, I'd take her to Von's Spirits on 1st Avenue for their famous Von's Signature Salad and perhaps a spirit or two!

homoe · 04-09-2020, 06:00 AM

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IF you knocked on my door today don't expect me to answer OR invite you in..

Bèsame* · 04-09-2020, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by homoe

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IF you knocked on my door today don't expect me to answer OR invite you in..

I'm going to go around and rattle your window with my mask on! That should be fun...hee he hee

JDeere · 04-09-2020, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Bèsame*

I'm going to go around and rattle your window with my mask on! That should be fun...hee he hee

If Besame knocked on my door, I'd tell her to go into the backyard and sit down. And talk but 6 feet away of course.

RebelDyke · 04-26-2020, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by JDeere

If Besame knocked on my door, I'd tell her to go into the backyard and sit down. And talk but 6 feet away of course.

If JDeere knocked on my door, I'd hand him a beer, and have a BBQ.. and chat about... stuff

Cigars are optional

Baby_Yoda · 04-26-2020, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by RebelDyke

If JDeere knocked on my door, I'd hand him a beer, and have a BBQ.. and chat about... stuff

Cigars are optional

Hmmm... I believe try it and find out works.

Orema · 11-29-2021, 04:21 AM

If anyone knocked on my door today I’d ask if you’ve been jabbed. If so, I’d invite you in to help me bring out my cute little gold-glitter tree that’s boxed in the garage. Then we can have coffee or cocoa with tea cakes while chatting and watching the snow come down.

homoe · 11-29-2021, 06:06 AM

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If Orema knocked on my door today, I grab her by the arm and tell her we're taking a ferry and heading over to Seattle to see Fran Lebowitz!

Yes, I know you can see Fran perform at the Fox Theatre - in Detroit, MI but you'd have to wait until April 16th and this way you'd get to see her months earlier and with a homie!

cathexis · 11-30-2021, 07:46 AM

If Homoe knocked on my door today, a large (Maine coon) cat would first to greet you. I'd hang your coat showing where to take your snow boots off which is a spot with newspaper and various sized fuzzy flip-flops. Then I would offer your choice of hot or cold beverages showing you to a comfortable recliner.

homoe · 11-30-2021, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by cathexis

If Homoe knocked on my door today, a large (Maine coon) cat would first to greet you. I'd hang your coat showing where to take your snow boots off which is a spot with newspaper and various sized fuzzy flip-flops. Then I would offer your choice of hot or cold beverages showing you to a comfortable recliner.

And if that comfortable recliner was also a rocker, good luck getting my ass out of it before spring..........

Stone-Butch · 11-30-2021, 04:28 PM

If moe knocked on my door today I would drag my friend to the nearest store where I shop. We would pick out striploins for supper. You have to get one that has lots of fine steak lines (fat) marbling thru-out the whole steak. This is a must for a tender, moist steak. AA or AAA are my only choices on any steak. I never cook a steak beyond med. rare. Come on up moe and we will feed you properly.

homoe · 11-30-2021, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Stone-Butch

If moe knocked on my door today I would drag my friend to the nearest store where I shop. We would pick out striploins for supper. You have to get one that has lots of fine steak lines (fat) marbling thru-out the whole steak. This is a must for a tender, moist steak. AA or AAA are my only choices on any steak. I never cook a steak beyond med. rare. Come on up moe and we will feed you properly.

IF only you lived closer!

homoe · 11-30-2021, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Orema

If anyone knocked on my door today I’d ask if you’ve been jabbed. If so, I’d invite you in to help me bring out my cute little gold-glitter tree that’s boxed in the garage. Then we can have coffee or cocoa with tea cakes while chatting and watching the snow come down.

At the first sign of flakes falling, I'd get the heck out of there.......

Bèsame* · 09-08-2022, 09:55 AM

Hurry come in...its raining cats and dogs today. Its cozy in here with the rain darkness and the candles buring.

I'd show you all the surprises I have. I'd have to explain what the meanings are. Shhhh, it's a secret.

We could sit out on the front porch and listen to the thunder!

11-29-2021, 06:06 AM	#330
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11-30-2021, 07:46 AM	#331
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11-30-2021, 04:28 PM	#333
Stone-Butch Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Stonebutch Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: single Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canada Posts: 3,202 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 12,183 Thanked 8,467 Times in 2,633 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	If you Knocked on my Door Today If moe knocked on my door today I would drag my friend to the nearest store where I shop. We would pick out striploins for supper. You have to get one that has lots of fine steak lines (fat) marbling thru-out the whole steak. This is a must for a tender, moist steak. AA or AAA are my only choices on any steak. I never cook a steak beyond med. rare. Come on up moe and we will feed you properly.

09-08-2022, 09:55 AM	#336
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12-24-2019, 10:13 AM	#323
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04-09-2020, 06:00 AM	#324
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11-29-2021, 04:21 AM	#329
Orema Superlative Soul Sister How Do You Identify?: Lesbian stone femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, her, shawty Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Cottage of Content Posts: 13,026 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 41,076 Thanked 34,096 Times in 8,592 Posts Rep Power: 21474860	If anyone knocked on my door today I’d ask if you’ve been jabbed. If so, I’d invite you in to help me bring out my cute little gold-glitter tree that’s boxed in the garage. Then we can have coffee or cocoa with tea cakes while chatting and watching the snow come down.