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Old 05-13-2010, 09:09 PM   #2001
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tried to quit smoking yesterday and I failed.
very upset with myself.

going to try again!!
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Blah. puppies that awaken you at 1 am for no reason should be chastised.
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I think this is the perfect thread for me...............

.........wot a sensation this boy is.......http:// http://uk.video.yahoo.com/wa...82225/19815774
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Okay! I JUST finished all the lawns yesterday, and haven't quite finished the trimming, and I SWEAR. TO. GODDESS. that I can hear the grass growing! And laughing! Wish I had a to help me out! Do s come litter trained?
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I have no cream for my delicious Colombian coffee. Bad.
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Okay! I JUST finished all the lawns yesterday, and haven't quite finished the trimming, and I SWEAR. TO. GODDESS. that I can hear the grass growing! And laughing! Wish I had a to help me out! Do s come litter trained?
It is and you need a not a .

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Still can't do much. And everyone else is busy.....

I am bored....too scattered to read....I need interaction....
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Default Graham Crackers are the Queen of all Crackers. However...

Graham cracker crumbs never belong in ones cleavage. Just sayin'

if you've assumed I've been eating graham crackers, you'd be right

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It is and you need a not a .

Smaller piles.

.....or a herd of guinea pigs perhaps?<<< < poor guinea pig substitute.
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Just as a heads up, and talking from serious experience
These eat EVERYTHING in the garden, including laundry on the washing line ...
These kinda produce more of this than anything else useful
And these are the best at eating grass ...
(and they're cute when they're lambs)
(they also taste nice with mint sauce)
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Old 05-14-2010, 07:29 PM   #2014
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From Bitch Magazine: Stop the Deportation of Kiana Firouz



Iranian lesbian activist Kiana Firouz is currently seeking asylum in the United Kingdom after a controversy over the upcoming release of Cul de Sac. The film, which stars Firouz and includes explicit lesbian sex scenes, is based heavily on Firouz's life and struggles as a lesbian in Iran. Directors Ramin Goudarzi-Nejad and Mahshad Torkan posted the trailer on YouTube in December 2009 (below, NSFW) and since then, the Iranian government has attempted to deport Firouz back to Iran to be tried and punished for her crime of homosexuality. Firouz applied for refugee status in the UK, but was rejected.

If she is not granted asylum in the UK, she will be sent back to Iran, where the minimum punishment for homosexuality is 100 lashes. The punishment for "unrepentant" homosexuality, which Firouz's LGBTQ activism clearly demonstrates, is public execution by hanging.



There is a petition online right now that Firouz has endorsed called "Stop Deporting Kiana Firouz, The Iranian Lesbain [sic]". Emails can be sent to the British Home Office at public.enquiries@homeoffice.gsi.gov.uk, but our friends over at Coilhouse blog are still trying to confirm if that email address is working, and is trying to get in personal contact with Firouz. International human rights organization EveryOne published a campaign letter on May 6 addressed to Antonio Guterre (UN High Commissioner for Refugees) and UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown, among others; letters can be sent to

Minister of State (Borders and Immigration) -
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from a family members post on my facebook...he is taking care of his 1 yrs old son and being a great dad while the babis mom works..soooooooo...here is the post that cracked me up!..(p.s. they are no longer together) and just so you can relate to this post..she is constantly flaming him on facebook..and he sits back quietly and takes it..but tonight!..OMG this kid cracked me up!



Made my son a big bubble bath tonight!! Then he started eating the bubbles!! Lol Now we know for sure the boy got his daddys looks and his mamas brain
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Apparently, 'humorless' comes in pink and purple and is sparkly.



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Peanut butter fat-free yogurt is da bomb! mmmmm. Big fan of TCBY the past two days.
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gawds that's always my fave part in the movie "jay and silent bob strike again

Silent Bob : ".....'THE SIGN, IT SAYS CRITTERS FROM HOLLYWOOD....u dumb FUCK!!"
Jay : -meekly-"say it dont spray it"


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it's not easy trying not to laugh loud watching george carlin [RIP] at 3:35 am
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ummmm...excuse me...gallbladder? Knock it off, please.
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