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06-25-2017, 08:49 AM
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The bird that flew into the house thru the hole in the window.
It fluttered in my hair. .... See that hole? Yeah, look... Shenanigans I say!
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06-27-2017, 07:41 AM
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Clean up on aisle seven!, no use crying about it.
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06-27-2017, 02:10 PM
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My goofball best friend laughing till he had tears about a FB video of "Choco the Macho Chihuahua".
On Sunday during a road trip with Blade and his sister, I should have videoed the whole trip for as many times as we cracked up. I'm glad we didn't get pulled over because the cop would have thought we were on laughing gas! ...and OMG, when Sis took over driving (with Blade giving her hell the whole time about not tearing up his new truck), Blade got a text from Mawmaw "are you all ok", Blade says "what should I say, FUCK NO?"...they had asked me to drive, but I said "no thanks, me and this watermelon back here are getting to be friends...we're on a first name basis now.". I thought Blade and Sis would fall out laughing!
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06-27-2017, 02:58 PM
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06-27-2017, 03:21 PM
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06-27-2017, 04:11 PM
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Was reminded of this. Maybe I'm just easily amused....
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06-28-2017, 07:06 PM
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I was talking to Shy on the phone and for the life of me couldn't understand a certain word she was saying (happens often - she has a thick Bahston accent).
Then she attempted to say it so I could understand. Listening to her trying to carefully pronounce an "r" for the word "car" just had me rolling in laughter, lol. pahk the cah in hahvahd yahd, ha ha.
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06-29-2017, 03:36 AM
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My lad telling me about his friend who has got himself a job in a local farm shop and how much money they were paying him, "What does he have to do?" I ask....."He works with the potatoes"
 "Does he know Albert Bartlett?" I ask  ...queue uncontrollable giggling {I can be so immature at times !}
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06-30-2017, 12:27 PM
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"Serenity" wants me to become her Facebook friend so I can go "touch" her at some website.
PASS p.s. I'm selling the website URL for a small fee, please inquire within. Ha, ha kidding. I'm sure Serenity will find you and you'll get the site for free. LMAO.
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07-04-2017, 06:55 PM
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Texting with Shy
Shy: You seem short tonight BullDog: Well I'm taller than you are
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07-08-2017, 07:25 AM
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Starting the day with laughter is a great thing!
Hilarious Sign Fails   *She is probably performing CPR   *Sounds delish.....not  Hah! 
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07-08-2017, 08:44 AM
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Food porn conversations... They were a doozy & had me cracking all over.... Especially the lungs....!
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07-14-2017, 02:54 PM
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This did.
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07-14-2017, 04:52 PM
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My usually very quiet dog suddenly barking at a small stick that fell from the tree branch into the yard...
Whatever it was she seen in her eyes that stick was pure evil & it didn't belong in our yard... lol |
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07-16-2017, 04:59 PM
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Cracked me up
It is that time again when the persimmons start rotting and fermenting. So the birds and other wildlife eat the fruit and get a little tipsy. Haha!
"Texas persimmon, Diospyros texana, is found in northern Mexico and Central and West Texas; it is especially abundant in the Edwards Plateau area. The tree has small, purple fruit and is known for its peeling bark, which reveals shades of white, gray, and even pink on the trunk". |
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07-21-2017, 06:16 PM
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Texting with Shy:
BullDog: How are you Shy: Tired but ok. How are you? Bulldog: Ok Shy: Well good. One day we are both going to say we are good instead of just okay. Bulldog: Then perhaps very good - all in good time.
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07-21-2017, 06:19 PM
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Nastiness also can be quite hilarious. Especially when it is so off base. Must be rough being so unhappy.
However, did run into some pleasant people at the store today also. Life is good.
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07-21-2017, 09:40 PM
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My roommate yelling from the other room "STOP LICKING MY SHEETS, THAT'S NOT A LOLLIPOP!!"
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07-22-2017, 06:02 PM
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once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! 
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My feeble gentleman neighbor, eating a scoop of ice cream out of a bowl. It was piled so high he was licking it like it was a cone of ice cream. Said he hadn't had any since December. But he was happy with it today
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07-22-2017, 09:19 PM
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He did...several times...I'd forgotten he could be so funny...and I kinda needed that today...
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