What Cracked You Up Today? - Page 73

Kobi · 12-03-2016, 09:07 AM

Kenna · 12-06-2016, 10:15 PM

My roommate cracked me up....

I made oatmeal cranberry pecan cookies today... When I went to put them in a vacuum sealed container, he said "I don't know about that. Won't that suck the air out'a the cookies?"

Medusa · 12-10-2016, 11:30 AM

This "children of the corn" moment with JD:

Medusa · 12-11-2016, 05:40 PM

Christas pigs and baby dinosaurs!

Clyde · 12-11-2016, 05:43 PM

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The JD · 12-11-2016, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Medusa

This "children of the corn" moment with JD:

Is that a child's shadow behind me??

Medusa · 12-11-2016, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The JD

Is that a child's shadow behind me??

You are SO SO SO SO WRONG. WRONNNGGGGG.

You know creepy little kids belong as the same category as emus and holiday sweaters!

Kenna · 12-18-2016, 08:17 PM

My roommate telling his story about how a "bird brain" chicken got the best of him.

Blade · 12-25-2016, 06:45 PM

Mom to me...did you get her a cast iron pan
Me..no JT said he had it
Mom..did he forget it
Me...How would I know ask him

I'm sitting at the table eating pie

JT comes threw and out into the garage, back inside mouthing to me "I don't know what I did with it"...
Me cracking up...boy you are to young for that

He goes upstairs and looks around, back downstairs looking in the closet. Finally reaching above the cabinets above the fridge finding the hiding cast iron pan.

Me....I thought only Mom hid gifts from herself

cinnamongrrl · 12-25-2016, 06:54 PM

My daughter randomly called me yesterday and thanked me for giving her a vagina. She seems to think it helps her play the damsel in distress card...I get that. But it was the most random thing she's ever called me for lol

easygoingfemme · 12-25-2016, 07:33 PM

Okay so, the back story is that my daughter and I have had many late night laughs and hysterics watching videos like this.

So for Christmas I gave her two mannequin heads in hopes that she and friends will go make idiots of themselves in public and videotape it.

My 4 year old nephew got entranced. Watched the video. Then proceeded to borrow a hoodie from me and wear the mannequin head and do dances all around the house.

Seriously doubled over tears pouring out laughing here.

Now my daughter keeps pranking me, sneaking up behind me in her octopus hoodie that I got her for Christmas with the mannequin head stuffed in there and it's a riot.

Gemme · 12-26-2016, 06:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by easygoingfemme

Okay so, the back story is that my daughter and I have had many late night laughs and hysterics watching videos like this.

So for Christmas I gave her two mannequin heads in hopes that she and friends will go make idiots of themselves in public and videotape it.

My 4 year old nephew got entranced. Watched the video. Then proceeded to borrow a hoodie from me and wear the mannequin head and do dances all around the house.

Seriously doubled over tears pouring out laughing here.

Now my daughter keeps pranking me, sneaking up behind me in her octopus hoodie that I got her for Christmas with the mannequin head stuffed in there and it's a riot.

Okay. I'm not sure how I feel about these videos and I didn't watch all of it but I have to admit, I cracked up when the head fell off.

And I like the octopus hoodie.

I think if there is an alien attack, it will be because of videos like this.

Blade · 12-26-2016, 05:41 PM

Period..
Christmas Elf..what is a period?
Oh dear lort, LTB was dumb founded!
TW.... It's the little dot you put at the end of a sentence when you are writing.
Christmas Elf....oh I get it, I get it! I'm going to tell my friends at school what a period is.

This was on FaceTime, LTB was telling her extended family in TN that she is expecting. She was telling them when she had her last period. LOL

Glenn · 01-02-2017, 06:31 PM

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Medusa · 01-04-2017, 11:10 AM

Sometimes I intentionally fuck with song lyrics when other people are listening. Today it was listening to "Benny and the Jets" and I wailed the following to my team:

"She's got ELECTRIC BOOBS
a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazeee-heeennnnn"

And then I put up my trigger fingers to my chest and made little "pew pew pewwwww" sounds like I was firing on them.

One woman on my team straight up snorted a stream of Diet Mountain Dew across the conference table and THAT was what cracked me up today.

DEW-GEYSER!

*Anya* · 01-04-2017, 05:02 PM

Medusa · 01-06-2017, 12:17 PM

I just caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and burst out laughing.

Picture this (Sicily, 1942!):

Crazy bedhead twisted up into a wildly-escaping bun that has been thoroughly oiled with argan oil
green sea kelp face mask that is drying and cracking all over my face
black detox mask under my chin
apron that is currently splattered with all manner of black bean soup makings, flour from the bread I just mixed up, and pumpkin from the smoothie I just made
pj pants have been changed to a colorful Nordic motif

I look a MESS but hey, it's a snow day and it's ALLLLLLLL good!

Kobi · 01-06-2017, 03:35 PM

Blade · 01-06-2017, 03:50 PM

While driving threw my small town today, I saw a cat in a Crepe Myrtle tree. Its was in the fork of the limbs and it's tail was hanging down and sort if swishing. Hanging on to the trunk of the tree was another cat grabbing and slapping at the swishing tail. On the porch was another cat laying there watching the other two cats play.

First I cracked up cuz I saw the one trying to get the others tail. Then I saw the 3rd cat and cracked up again thinking this must be their mom watching the kids and thinking like we do "I wish I had their energy"

easygoingfemme · 01-06-2017, 05:41 PM

I was working through some paperwork today with two women from Dubai. One was translating for the other but was pretty early on in her process of learning English. We all approached it with a fun and positive attitude. So we had some very creative discussions, including some impromptu interpretive dance, to have fun while trying to get the necessary information. We all had fun getting there together. This included a very colorful vocab lesson.

12-03-2016, 09:07 AM	#1441
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12-06-2016, 10:15 PM	#1442
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,784 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,613 Thanked 12,107 Times in 3,757 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	My roommate cracked me up.... I made oatmeal cranberry pecan cookies today... When I went to put them in a vacuum sealed container, he said "I don't know about that. Won't that suck the air out'a the cookies?" __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

12-10-2016, 11:30 AM	#1443
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12-11-2016, 05:40 PM	#1444
Medusa Mentally Delicious How Do You Identify?: Queer High Femme, thank you very much Preferred Pronoun?: Mme. Relationship Status: Married to JD. Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Atlanta Posts: 10,446 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,995 Thanked 42,871 Times in 7,835 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	Christas pigs and baby dinosaurs! __________________ . . . Buy ButchFemmePlanet Merch Here: https://teespring.com/stores/butchfemmeplanetcom-merch

12-18-2016, 08:17 PM	#1448
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,784 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,613 Thanked 12,107 Times in 3,757 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	My roommate telling his story about how a "bird brain" chicken got the best of him. __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

12-11-2016, 05:43 PM	#1445
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12-25-2016, 06:45 PM	#1449
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,492 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,850 Thanked 14,400 Times in 4,049 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Mom to me...did you get her a cast iron pan Me..no JT said he had it Mom..did he forget it Me...How would I know ask him I'm sitting at the table eating pie JT comes threw and out into the garage, back inside mouthing to me "I don't know what I did with it"... Me cracking up...boy you are to young for that He goes upstairs and looks around, back downstairs looking in the closet. Finally reaching above the cabinets above the fridge finding the hiding cast iron pan. Me....I thought only Mom hid gifts from herself __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

12-25-2016, 06:54 PM	#1450
cinnamongrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?: wild woman Relationship Status: No, thank you. Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: in my heart I'm going to Carolina...but I'm in MA for now Posts: 7,558 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 14,861 Thanked 27,369 Times in 6,858 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	My daughter randomly called me yesterday and thanked me for giving her a vagina. She seems to think it helps her play the damsel in distress card...I get that. But it was the most random thing she's ever called me for lol __________________

12-25-2016, 07:33 PM	#1451
easygoingfemme Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Lil' Miss Sassy Pants Preferred Pronoun?: She/her Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: My place by the river Posts: 3,375 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,731 Thanked 14,159 Times in 3,019 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	Okay so, the back story is that my daughter and I have had many late night laughs and hysterics watching videos like this. So for Christmas I gave her two mannequin heads in hopes that she and friends will go make idiots of themselves in public and videotape it. My 4 year old nephew got entranced. Watched the video. Then proceeded to borrow a hoodie from me and wear the mannequin head and do dances all around the house. Seriously doubled over tears pouring out laughing here. Now my daughter keeps pranking me, sneaking up behind me in her octopus hoodie that I got her for Christmas with the mannequin head stuffed in there and it's a riot.

12-26-2016, 05:41 PM	#1453
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,492 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,850 Thanked 14,400 Times in 4,049 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Period.. Christmas Elf..what is a period? Oh dear lort, LTB was dumb founded! TW.... It's the little dot you put at the end of a sentence when you are writing. Christmas Elf....oh I get it, I get it! I'm going to tell my friends at school what a period is. This was on FaceTime, LTB was telling her extended family in TN that she is expecting. She was telling them when she had her last period. LOL __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

01-02-2017, 06:31 PM	#1454
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01-04-2017, 11:10 AM	#1455
Medusa Mentally Delicious How Do You Identify?: Queer High Femme, thank you very much Preferred Pronoun?: Mme. Relationship Status: Married to JD. Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Atlanta Posts: 10,446 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,995 Thanked 42,871 Times in 7,835 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	Sometimes I intentionally fuck with song lyrics when other people are listening. Today it was listening to "Benny and the Jets" and I wailed the following to my team: "She's got ELECTRIC BOOBS a mohair suit You know I read it in a magazeee-heeennnnn" And then I put up my trigger fingers to my chest and made little "pew pew pewwwww" sounds like I was firing on them. One woman on my team straight up snorted a stream of Diet Mountain Dew across the conference table and THAT was what cracked me up today. DEW-GEYSER! __________________ . . . Buy ButchFemmePlanet Merch Here: https://teespring.com/stores/butchfemmeplanetcom-merch

01-04-2017, 05:02 PM	#1456
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01-06-2017, 12:17 PM	#1457
Medusa Mentally Delicious How Do You Identify?: Queer High Femme, thank you very much Preferred Pronoun?: Mme. Relationship Status: Married to JD. Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Atlanta Posts: 10,446 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,995 Thanked 42,871 Times in 7,835 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	I just caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and burst out laughing. Picture this (Sicily, 1942!): Crazy bedhead twisted up into a wildly-escaping bun that has been thoroughly oiled with argan oil green sea kelp face mask that is drying and cracking all over my face black detox mask under my chin apron that is currently splattered with all manner of black bean soup makings, flour from the bread I just mixed up, and pumpkin from the smoothie I just made pj pants have been changed to a colorful Nordic motif I look a MESS but hey, it's a snow day and it's ALLLLLLLL good! __________________ . . . Buy ButchFemmePlanet Merch Here: https://teespring.com/stores/butchfemmeplanetcom-merch

01-06-2017, 03:35 PM	#1458
Kobi Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status: Happy Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Hanging out in the Atlantic. Posts: 9,234 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,840 Thanked 34,660 Times in 7,652 Posts Rep Power: 21474860	__________________

01-06-2017, 03:50 PM	#1459
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,492 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,850 Thanked 14,400 Times in 4,049 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	While driving threw my small town today, I saw a cat in a Crepe Myrtle tree. Its was in the fork of the limbs and it's tail was hanging down and sort if swishing. Hanging on to the trunk of the tree was another cat grabbing and slapping at the swishing tail. On the porch was another cat laying there watching the other two cats play. First I cracked up cuz I saw the one trying to get the others tail. Then I saw the 3rd cat and cracked up again thinking this must be their mom watching the kids and thinking like we do "I wish I had their energy" __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

01-06-2017, 05:41 PM	#1460
easygoingfemme Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Lil' Miss Sassy Pants Preferred Pronoun?: She/her Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: My place by the river Posts: 3,375 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,731 Thanked 14,159 Times in 3,019 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	I was working through some paperwork today with two women from Dubai. One was translating for the other but was pretty early on in her process of learning English. We all approached it with a fun and positive attitude. So we had some very creative discussions, including some impromptu interpretive dance, to have fun while trying to get the necessary information. We all had fun getting there together. This included a very colorful vocab lesson.