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Old 07-06-2011, 01:58 PM   #181
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I'd like to see how much Tilda Swinton could handle from me. I'd hope it's a lot.
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Old 07-06-2011, 02:08 PM   #182
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I'd like to see how much Tilda Swinton could handle from me. I'd hope it's a lot.
Oh yeah!

The only reason I ever looked into Tilda Swinton was because I was dating this babe who had The Palest Skin I have ever seen. Not long after we met, I had to ask, "Um, are you, like, Dutch or sumpin'"? (Smooth, huh?)

Later, after we got together, I used to tell her I would make her a shirt that said, "I am not tired or sick or about to faint" because people were always asking her! One time someone said, "Oh, Diana, you look so good without make-up," and she said, "I'm wearing make-up. I spent 15 minutes putting on make-up today."

Ok, anyway--I showed her Tilda Swinton in some of her... paler... roles. Diana said she felt she'd at least met someone else "Dutch"....
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The only reason I ever looked into Tilda Swinton was because I was dating this babe who had The Palest Skin I have ever seen. Not long after we met, I had to ask, "Um, are you, like, Dutch or sumpin'"? (Smooth, huh?)..
It's not about her looks, it's about her attitude. The look in her eyes makes me me want to do things to her, and i think she'd like to take it.
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It's not about her looks, it's about her attitude. The look in her eyes makes me me want to do things to her, and i think she'd like to take it.
Attitude and carriage.... two attributes that really are at the heart of any attraction I feel toward another woman.
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I've always had a thing for Jo Frost. What can I say? I'd totally let her punish me for being a bad girl.





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Lauren Hutton. Mm hmm.

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Old 11-21-2015, 10:22 PM   #191
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I don't get crushes on celebrities, I get crushes on women I see in-person.

So I was considering going out to the club tonight, becuase it used to be a place where you could see hundreds of crushable women. *wistful sigh*
But tonight I remembered that if I went out, the younger people would probably think I was a chaperone.
No crushes for me tonight. So sad! I wish we (now older) lesbians still moved in packs like we did in the 80s!
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