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Old 05-01-2010, 06:02 PM   #1821
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Cap'n Crunch?

Regular or Peanut Butter?


God, now I want cereal too.
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Oh.Dear.God.

Now *I* want peanut butter Cap'n Crunch.

Ugh.
The Cap'n tears up the roof of my mouth.

Mind. out. of. gutter.
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Old 05-01-2010, 06:03 PM   #1822
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Cap'n Crunch?

Regular or Peanut Butter?


God, now I want cereal too.

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Oh.Dear.God.

Now *I* want peanut butter Cap'n Crunch.

Ugh.

The PB is gross, no!


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The Cap'n tears up the roof of my mouth.

Mind. out. of. gutter.


My mind, get out of it!
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Old 05-01-2010, 09:34 PM   #1823
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So. I channelled Pinkie Lee last night and bought a box of wine.



I know.

And usually I just punch the perforated place and pull the little twisty thing out and stick it in the freezer, right? But I was having difficulty doing that for some reason. The perforation place was hangin' on for dear life.

SOooooooooooooooooooo...............

I got my handy~dandy trusted lime~green box cutter, right? And I just helped it along a little and stuck it in the refrigerator.

Fast forward 1 hour......

I open the door to get a glass and the shelf on which the box sits is a little pool of red wine......it had dribbled down even, into the produce drawer...what a MESS!

It seems in my enthusiasm to get to that wine, I knicked the plastic bag inside (I cannot bring myself to say "bladder", thank You.) and created a slow leak.

I have one pitcher. It had a little bit of juice in it, which I dumped into a glass. And now, I have one pitcher, 3 big mason jars and 2 drinking glasses full of chillable red wine sitting on the now~clean shelf (with a matching clean produce drawer, I might add)......

Life is good. (Though there WAS about a half a glass WASTED in the spill....<sigh> )

I know how BP feels now........



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I wish I could somehow record the way it feels when my pup snuggles up behind my knees in bed at night. That way, no matter what, I will always remember and have this feeling.

Time for bed.
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Wine should never be wasted and Cap'n Crunch cereal *does* tear up tender mouths. I don't care if anyone's mind goes in the gutter, just as long as they don't try to set up shop in my corner.

I prefer Pops or Lucky Charms, if I'm being honest.
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Wine should never be wasted and Cap'n Crunch cereal *does* tear up tender mouths. I don't care if anyone's mind goes in the gutter, just as long as they don't try to set up shop in my corner.

I prefer Pops or Lucky Charms, if I'm being honest.
Sugar Pops! It's even fun to say...

They'reeeeeee great. NO, wait, that's frosted flakes.

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Old 05-02-2010, 01:31 AM   #1827
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So last night, I had a dream about a meeting with our not~so~illustrious governor, Rick Perry, and his wife. It was to get some stuff on the table....i.e. for me to tell him what a complete jackass he is (and he is, even when I'm not asleep).

We had to have a mediator.

It was Oprah.



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well...took a really old pain pill last night for the ever so aching arm...

I am STILL GROGGY.

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I just bit into the reddest, largest, juiciest, sweetest, strawberry I have ever encountered. So much so that it felt slightly obscene.
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Old 05-02-2010, 12:21 PM   #1831
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well shit, one more hour and i think i'll be too in love to adopt out this kitten. is 6 cats too many?

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Now I have you to blame for Florence. My new redhead.

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I need something (although I'm not sure what exactly). But I guarantee that something is not within reach...
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I want to nap. It's rather late and the odds are I'll wake up all discombobulated and possibly cranky (read:growly). But I think I'm willing to take this chance.

Ah, sweet, pillow topped, bed of mine, I love thee so.
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Is thinking *nada* ...

I suppose this should be my (other) word of the day or what's on your mind, eh (but if it were posted in what's on your mind it would be nothing, right?)?

Things come and go quickly in life, when you blink they're gone.

This message brought to you by a growly (read:yep, I napped) girl who is definitely discombobulated. Oh yes and I need (yes, need) chocolate.

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