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Old 09-14-2012, 10:26 AM   #1
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NTS...when it's super windy outside it's probably best not to wear the flouncy skirt hanging in the back of the closet.
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If your fever is over 102 and your teeth are chattering like castanets; it's probably time to go to the ER sooner, rather than later.

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NTS never go to walmart irritated, it only gets worse!

Aditional NTS never ever make frustrated expressions when the lady behind you slips in front of you with her friend and orders HER caramel coolata before YOU because more than likely some random FEMME woman is probably watching the whole turn of events unfolding
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Fantasies of killing someone whilst they're making a meeting all about their newly sober and newly relapsed self is not working the programme to the best of your ability Mr.D. Not the best at all...but hell it was satisfying!
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Fantasies of killing someone whilst they're making a meeting all about their newly sober and newly relapsed self is not working the programme to the best of your ability Mr.D. Not the best at all...but hell it was satisfying!
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