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Bromosexuals and The People Who Love Them
Bromance: Possibly the queerest thing 2 guys could call their friendship.
Bent: Hey bro you wanna cuddle in a non gay way? Ezee: Totally Bent: We got a total bromance Ezee: Thats right who wants to get laid anyways? Now where's Bob for our bromage à trois?
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I miss Bob.
We just don't have enough waxing on about the socio-political impact of the Revolutionary War and it's impact on the modern day ideology of consumption around here.
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what about Bob?
Bob, once thought to be a person of reasonable intellect, moved to the tundra. The last missive from Bob was a barely decipherable rambling about dried cod.
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Bob's not here............
Mister Bent: "Who is it?"
Ezee: "Its ET man! Will you open up, I got the stuff with me!" Mister Bent: "Who?" Ezee: "ET man, open up!" Mister Bent: "Bob?" Ezee: "No, it's ET, come on man open up I think the cops saw me!" Mister Bent: "Bob's not here!" Bob's not here. I think he's at "work" (xbox) or reading a long and boring book, say, The Secret History of Queen Zarah, perhaps?
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To the subject of the thread:
I don't harbor any latent bromophobia. I don't care what you do in the privacy of your own living rooms while watching, say, the Steelers play the Saints (oh, my, what a game!), but I don't really want to have to LISTEN to it. You know?
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Dried cod is the closest thing to fresh he'll get in the winter up dere in Minnesooooota. Dontcha know? |
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Of course, I'm a Southerner. Not everyone likes the way I speak, I imagine.
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ooops
i thought this was about bromoseltzer.
*buurrrrp* my bad.
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See?
See what happens when You People get together? Down with public burping. Unless TPT is doing it.
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Thread Interruptus! Womance in Progress
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Brokeback Bromosexuals.
Hmmmm, my spider sense is tingling since I jumped in this thread....maybe it's just the homoerotic tension here or my pants are too tight. Excuse me ladiesssssssssssss.
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I'm telling Mom. O yes, GMP, we need to talk about that! I think you'd get a better reception here than that other place.
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You have no idea what I do when my lady is at school........heh.
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Go ahead and tell........Mom always did like you best! Putting cayenne pepper in your jock strap, loser!
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