Corny jokes - Page 51

kittygrrl · 12-13-2023, 01:54 PM

Stone-Butch · 12-13-2023, 07:40 PM

How do you plan a space party?
You planet

I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger.
Then it hit me.

Why cant you trust duck doctors?
Cause they are all quacks.

Stone-Butch · 12-15-2023, 02:05 PM

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She kept running away from the ball.

What do you call an angry carrot?
A steamed vegetable.

Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snow bank.

kittygrrl · 12-16-2023, 01:36 PM

road dill ...............

Stone-Butch · 12-16-2023, 07:01 PM

Time flies llike an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.

What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.

What does corn say when it gets a compliment?
Awww shucks.

Stone-Butch · 12-19-2023, 11:05 PM

What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat?

Thunderwear.

What kind of tree can you hold in your hand?

A palm tree.

What is a cats favorite desert?

Micecreme.

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kittygrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: je ne sais quoi Preferred Pronoun?: baby grrl Relationship Status: a few laughs Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: in the real Posts: 8,802 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 21,381 Thanked 21,371 Times in 6,721 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	What do you call a pickle that got run over on the road? road dill ............... __________________ "All cruelty springs from weakness" Seneca

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12-19-2023, 11:05 PM	#1006
Stone-Butch Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Stonebutch Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: single Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canada Posts: 3,198 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 12,175 Thanked 8,459 Times in 2,631 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	Corny Jokes What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear. What kind of tree can you hold in your hand? A palm tree. What is a cats favorite desert? Micecreme.