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Old 11-13-2009, 09:01 AM   #101
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Old 11-13-2009, 09:56 AM   #102
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Note to self: (and anyone else interested)
Not a good idea to drive in rainy weather with the heat blasting while suffering the effects of an ambien hangover.

... just YAWN sayin ....
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Old 11-13-2009, 10:13 AM   #103
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I wanted to get a $13 tattoo today but I know the lines are going to be long and I may not make it to work on time.
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Old 11-13-2009, 02:12 PM   #104
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I have decided to be productive this weekend and not only clean up all the leaves in the yard (yes D-money, I know I am obsessed! ), but I am also going to build a roof over my patio door so when I am trying to find my keys and it is raining, I do not get completely soaked!

Tools and lumber are my therapy....
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Old 11-13-2009, 02:35 PM   #105
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Old 11-13-2009, 02:37 PM   #106
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Medusa just looked at me and said, "JACK!!! Dont pull a gun on the Christmas Tree"


Hey, if Medusa can hang up little glitter covered ornaments that look like turds, you should be able to hang up guns.

It's only fair.
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Old 11-13-2009, 03:20 PM   #107
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Hanging up gun ornaments is one thing, but maybe he was trying to kill the tree??

If so, then Medusa had every right to say that **nods**
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Old 11-13-2009, 04:56 PM   #108
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Diva has passed up Arwen as top poster..


<<< love the new smilie!
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Old 11-13-2009, 05:34 PM   #109
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I noticed Diva passing Awen for top poster too Sassy -- I think its cool that they are posting so much
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Old 11-13-2009, 05:36 PM   #110
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I'm utterly THRILLED that someone passed me up. Whew! The pressure was crazy.
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Old 11-13-2009, 05:49 PM   #111
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I want to try out some of the new smilies



I wonder how often I can get away with using the crap smilie *giggle*

We need a ROTFLMAO smilie *wink wink hint hint*
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Old 11-13-2009, 05:52 PM   #112
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I have decided to be productive this weekend and not only clean up all the leaves in the yard (yes D-money, I know I am obsessed! ), but I am also going to build a roof over my patio door so when I am trying to find my keys and it is raining, I do not get completely soaked!

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That's what I call it too.
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I was accused of trying to kill the tree.

Kinda funny, its a fake tree so I think its already dead.
Water well, and call me in the morning.
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Old 11-13-2009, 08:15 PM   #115
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Does that mean that Diva topped you??
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Old 11-13-2009, 09:58 PM   #116
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Topping.....mmmm, I like toppings. Cherries. Nuts. Whipped Cream. Oh, what I'd do for a ginormous sundae or banana split!



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Old 11-13-2009, 10:03 PM   #117
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Do You think people actually USE bump~its?
Maybe Lillian Vernon has them.
Maybe Lillian monograms.






I have a confession to make, I hang around two people that use Bump-its!!! I know its horrible I think I should be punished or something .... lol
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Old 11-14-2009, 12:16 AM   #118
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I was accused of trying to kill the tree.

Kinda funny, its a fake tree so I think its already dead.
Well now, guess you'll have to have a talk with the person who accused you of killing the tree eh?

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That is not the kind of topping that I was thinking of but now that you mentioned it, I am now craving ice cream ............ phooey
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Old 11-14-2009, 12:09 PM   #119
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I had a dream this morning that I was choking on a piece of plastic and when I woke up I was choking. Creepy.
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Sometimes I wish I could tell you all my dreams.. they are very vivid... but they would most likely confuse you as much as they confuse me...
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