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Its is zoo/zuc out there-
What kind of vegetable is sold at the zoo?
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08-31-2019, 04:31 AM
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Which gas is the funniest?
Helium HeHeHeHe! Which element is the best singer? Lanthanum LaLaLaLaLaLaLa! Which is the craziest element? Gallium - it's completely GaGa!
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08-31-2019, 03:27 PM
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What's the best sadism joke?
I'm not going to tell you!
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09-01-2019, 06:13 AM
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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
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09-01-2019, 09:43 PM
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A sand witch What do you call a gathering unattached witches? Craft singles
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09-27-2019, 07:18 PM
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Q: What stays in the corner but can travel all over the world? A: A stamp. Q: What is the tallest building in the world? A: The library! It has the most stories! Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? A: Every morning you’ll rise and shine! TGIF! Ks- 
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10-04-2019, 08:22 PM
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10-25-2019, 10:17 PM
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What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless!
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner’s on me tonight. Why couldn’t the pirate play cards? Because he was sitting on the deck! TGIF! ks- |
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11-27-2019, 11:35 AM
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Two people walk into a bar and the third one ducks.
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12-25-2019, 12:40 PM
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12-25-2019, 12:41 PM
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12-25-2019, 12:57 PM
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01-15-2020, 06:10 AM
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Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
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01-20-2020, 09:25 AM
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick Why can't your ear be 12 inches long? Because then, it would be a foot. What's a restaurant on the moon like? It has no atmosphere. Why don't you buy things with velcro? It's a rip-off.
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01-20-2020, 11:56 PM
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01-21-2020, 12:58 PM
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What did the ocean say to the shore??
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01-21-2020, 09:01 PM
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01-26-2020, 06:54 PM
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Beware ...
As the stranger enters a country store, he spots a sign...
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02-02-2020, 12:08 PM
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