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Old 05-16-2015, 09:11 PM   #761
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when you walk into a room, forget why you are there...and repeating until you truly believe you're having dejavue.. because you don't remember going in to the room to begin with
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when you walk into a room, forget why you are there...and repeating until you truly believe you're having dejavue.. because you don't remember going in to the room to begin with
Yeah..........I can relate to this very much. LOL Mind boggling sometimes.

Or you lay something down so you won't forget where you put it and then you need to get it and end up having to look all over the place because you forgot where you put it so you wouldn't forget that. lmao The wheels on the bus go round and round LOL
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When i stand up, and most of the bones in my body crack and groan.

When my daughter has to open the jar of pickles.

When i go grocery shopping and need to lean on the shopping cart.

When that cute grocery bagger calls me ma'am, and asks if i need help to the car.
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Im getting older because it takes me 10min. To roll over in bed..
20min. To get out of bed...another 5min. To talk myself into walking down the stairs... And dont forget 10mun. Just popping & ceacking with every step... Yeppers im getting older alright...
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I know im getting older because I paid the same price for 2 trailer tires today that I paid for 4 truck tires back in the late '80's
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I know I'm getting older cause 8 1/2 yrs ago I popped discs out in my lower back and now I"m having surgery done for it.
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things you didn't know you have start to ache

you go to turn the TV on with your cell phone

you call someone "honey" and they say you are dating yourself.
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When I hear the songs I listened to in High School, are oldies and classics...lol
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Out for a glass of wine the other night, I was so surprised at how young a pair of girls at a nearby table appeared and that they were evidently old enough to order alcohol. I'm using "girls" because that's truly what they looked like to me. I think I would have been less shocked if someone had said they were 15.

The car ahead of me at a stoplight yesterday bore a bumper sticker which read, "I may be old, but I got to see all the cool bands." It made me smile, and then start ticking off in my head all the cool bands I'd seen over the years. My concert going started around 1978. I graduated from high school in 1980. I've seen some weird stuff, man.
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