Randomly Posting Stuff Cause You Feel Like It

[Enchantress]

Originally Posted by SuperFemme

I'm from Cali too. I smudge everything too. Well, not the plants. But hey, I'm willing to give it a try if it wards off inverted nipples.

Ditto here (oy, I almost posted "titto". No joke).

*blink*

[Gemme]

Originally Posted by puregrrl

I wonder how you know about the inversion. hmmm.

Don't all young girls get undressed in front of their friends during sleep overs?

Originally Posted by Enchantress

No, Misty is not a silk plant. In fact I am so concerned for Misty and her welfare that I have taken the time to smudge her with a bit of sage smoke. Yep, no joke.

(Don't judge me, I'm from California. We do things like this)

Do you have a plant therapist lined up, just in case?

Originally Posted by SuperFemme

I'm from Cali too. I smudge everything too. Well, not the plants. But hey, I'm willing to give it a try if it wards off inverted nipples.

While I admit, they were unique, at least she never had to worry about whether one was hard while one was not or showing the nips in slinky dresses (not that she would wear any...not her style, but still...).

[SuperFemme]

I'm feeling sassy and willing to bet you a hundred bucks I could extrovert the introverted nips.

this is me giving you a raspberry:

[Duchess]

[moxie]

[Random]

You know it's a good movie when I have to hide more than a couple times..

Fish Tank.. Watch It..

[Enchantress]

I'd really like to spend a bit of time with Chris Noth.

[Rook]

[Duchess]

[turasultana]

why were all the planes cancelled but mine? Why didn't the wind change direction and give me an extra day in Iceland? oh well, back at work.

pesky volcano.

[morningstar55]

i left myself in BFP ..... on idle for 30 min.........
came bk ..... i had to log bk in it did not keep my pass word and such..
then ....... it told me i had to be a register

[Enchantress]

Believes that wearing glasses that are spotty with fingerprints is worse than wearing no glasses at all.

[SuperFemme]

Is suddenly freaking out about becoming a grandmother. Any day now, any day.

I wonder if my kid has to wear her magic underwear during birth? Guess I'll find out.

[Words]

Deconstucting gender makes my head hurt.

[MrSunshine]

Originally Posted by SuperFemme

Is suddenly freaking out about becoming a grandmother. Any day now, any day.

I wonder if my kid has to wear her magic underwear during birth? Guess I'll find out.

I think it would all depend on whether those there "magic underwear" are what got her pregnant in the first place.

[SuperFemme]

Originally Posted by MrSunshine

I think it would all depend on whether those there "magic underwear" are what got her pregnant in the first place.

I hope not. They are them Mormon magic underwears, which she and the son in law always wear. I have no idea about Mormon traditions. Like, Scientologists are supposed to be quiet and not scream during birth...what about the Mormons?

I surprised they are letting the gay in the delivery room to be honest.

[MrSunshine]

Originally Posted by SuperFemme

I hope not. They are them Mormon magic underwears, which she and the son in law always wear. I have no idea about Mormon traditions. Like, Scientologists are supposed to be quiet and not scream during birth...what about the Mormons?

I surprised they are letting the gay in the delivery room to be honest.

Well it's no wonder Tom Cruise is the only scientologist left.
Mormons I believe are allow to throw horse shit, good defense I'd say.
I guess they don't worry about the gays getting anyone pregnant so we are safe there.

[MsTinkerbelly]

Catholic Bishop: It's All Because Of Porn

Bishop Felipe Arizmendi is blaming the Catholic church's global pedophilia scandal on television and internet porn.
"With so much invasion of eroticism, sometimes it's not easy to stay celibate or to respect children," Bishop Felipe Arizmendi said during an annual meeting of Mexican bishops near Mexico City on Thursday. "If on television and on the Internet and in so many media outlets there is pornography, it is very difficult to stay pure and chaste," said Arizmendi, an influential bishop from the colonial town of San Cristobal de las Casas in southern Mexico. "Obviously when there is generalized sexual freedom it's more likely there could be cases of pedophilia," he added. The bishop was in charge of the formation of priests for two decades in Mexico but said that loose morals in society had made it difficult to keep seminarians committed to the faith

[Enchantress]

Hair dryers aren't supposed to shoot flames, right?

*blink*

I'm thinking it's time to buy a new one. Maybe one that's pink!

[AtLast]

Originally Posted by MsTinkerbelly

Catholic Bishop: It's All Because Of Porn

Bishop Felipe Arizmendi is blaming the Catholic church's global pedophilia scandal on television and internet porn.
"With so much invasion of eroticism, sometimes it's not easy to stay celibate or to respect children," Bishop Felipe Arizmendi said during an annual meeting of Mexican bishops near Mexico City on Thursday. "If on television and on the Internet and in so many media outlets there is pornography, it is very difficult to stay pure and chaste," said Arizmendi, an influential bishop from the colonial town of San Cristobal de las Casas in southern Mexico. "Obviously when there is generalized sexual freedom it's more likely there could be cases of pedophilia," he added. The bishop was in charge of the formation of priests for two decades in Mexico but said that loose morals in society had made it difficult to keep seminarians committed to the faith

WTF?? Oh yeah, the devil made them do it... Not the fact that the Catholic priesthood is built upon a patriarchal power structure that fits the predatory nature of pedophilia like a glove!!! Power and secrecy!!!

These assholes would be offending no matter what vocation they were in! And if one buys this theory, one is buying into blaming of the victim, hook, line and sinker!