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Old 03-03-2011, 08:50 PM   #3961
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“I am here for all the freaks and weirdos and people who are misunderstood,” says Weir, with a mischievous smile and a flick of his hair. “All the people who are told they are strange or different. All the people who get picked on and told they are wrong because they do things a different way.

“If just one person, one child who is made to feel isolated, looks at me and sees that it is okay to be your own person and walk down your own path, then everything I have ever gone through will be worth it.
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Enlarge photo .Matthew Walton, 35, from Shropshire, is awaiting his punishment by the General Dental Council following a disciplinary ruling yesterday.

According to his co-workers at the Green End Dental Practice in Whitchurch, the 'rude' and 'inappropriate' dentist enjoyed breaking wind in front of them as they ate their lunch while employed there between August 2006 and December 2007.

However, the dentist reportedly claimed he had 'inadvertent' outbreaks of flatulence.

At a previous hearing in February, a dental nurse who worked with Mr Walton told the panel how she frequently complained to him about his bad habit. She said: "I just asked him to stop doing it. It was annoying. I didn't like the smell around the practice and it made us feel sick." The tribunal also found him guilty of other charges, including his lack of respect for the elderly, the disabled and ethnic minorities, and regularly swearing in front of patients and staff during surgery.

Walton was also found guilty of asking poorer patients to pay the money upfront and even looked in their purse or wallet if he didn't believe they had the ability to pay.

Committee chairman Valerie Paterson said: "The committee accepted that you made such enquiries in a way which was considered by them to be offensive. The committee noted your evidence that if a patient could not show an ability to pay you would send them away and ask them to return on another occasion."

On some occasions, the foul-mouthed dentist made rude gestures, like sticking two fingers up behind the backs of patients he didn't like.

However, Mr Walton apologised for this before the panel members and admitted that his behaviour was juvenile saying he felt frustrated at work.

The General Dental Council is currently considering the appropriate punishment
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A wonderful police officer visiting my home and reminding me that it's a wonderful thing to be on the RIGHT side of the law!

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Sadly.....she had no hand cuffs.




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Handcuffing those on the RIGHT side of the law is counter-
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For handcuffs, we suggest an after hours call or scoot over to
the naughty side for a while. We like 'em naughty.
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I'm not exactly weak either..
On the way to my chair, she turns and asks if what she's smellin' is me, this of course baffles me..I did bathe damnit ..
She steps close and starts sniffin' around my neck, granted I'm slightly annoyed and nervous, she gave me the mental picture of a tracking hound, until she said "Damn, what're u wearin? Smells good" I swear my face felt hot, mumbling "A cologne I bought before comin here"-cough- She smiles and says "Works for me"
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Jack and Cowboy: noisily, roughhousing in my room.

Me: "Are you two playing on my bed!?"

SILENCE.

Me: "Well?!"

Multiple thumps (8 paws) hitting the floor as they jump down!

SILENCE.

Me: With a giggle in my voice, "What are y'all doing in there?!"

Jack and Cowboy: Happily bounce into my office, ears perked, tails and tongues wagging.

Me: Smiling, cooing at them, rubbing their heads and patting their bellies!
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Good convo with some friends , a long walk by the Bay with my pooch , cooking a favorite dish and seeing that a few bulbs in my yard are trying to bloom. Simple is good!
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