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Old 05-22-2015, 09:07 AM   #1
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Default Misheard Song Lyrics

We have all misinterpreted song lyrics at one point or another. I find misheard lyrics to be hilarious and have been caught belting them out on more than one occassion.

I used to think Alanis Morrisette was singing "It's not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me." It's really "the cross I bare that you gave to me."

Some others that have cracked me up:

Jefferson Starship - We Built This City
Misheard lyrics: We built this city on the wrong damn road
Actual lyrics: We built this city on rock and roll

Juice Newton - Angel of the Morning
Misheard: Just brush my teeth before you leave me, baby.
Actual: Just brush my cheek before you leave me, baby.

Do you have any misheard lyrics to share?
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We have all misinterpreted song lyrics at one point or another. I find misheard lyrics to be hilarious and have been caught belting them out on more than one occassion.

I used to think Alanis Morrisette was singing "It's not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me." It's really "the cross I bare that you gave to me."

Some others that have cracked me up:

Jefferson Starship - We Built This City
Misheard lyrics: We built this city on the wrong damn road
Actual lyrics: We built this city on rock and roll

Juice Newton - Angel of the Morning
Misheard: Just brush my teeth before you leave me, baby.
Actual: Just brush my cheek before you leave me, baby.

Do you have any misheard lyrics to share?
LOLOLOL cross-eyed bear...

Paul Young's "Every Time You Go Away"
"Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you..."

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Eddie Money's "I've got two tickets to paradise" - a friend of mine always thought it was "two tickets and a pair of dice"
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Ok, this is going to be funny! lol
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We have all misinterpreted song lyrics at one point or another. I find misheard lyrics to be hilarious and have been caught belting them out on more than one occassion.

I used to think Alanis Morrisette was singing "It's not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me." It's really "the cross I bare that you gave to me."

Some others that have cracked me up:

Jefferson Starship - We Built This City
Misheard lyrics: We built this city on the wrong damn road
Actual lyrics: We built this city on rock and roll

Juice Newton - Angel of the Morning
Misheard: Just brush my teeth before you leave me, baby.
Actual: Just brush my cheek before you leave me, baby.

Do you have any misheard lyrics to share?
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A radio station I used to listen to would have people call in with just this sort of thing and I so remember one woman who thought that AC/DC's "Dirty deeds done dirt cheap" was "dirty jeans, dungarees".
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We used to have a thread like this one....not sure where it went but I'm happy to contribute to this one.

The first, oh, 20 times I heard Kelly Clarkson's "People Like Us", I SWORE she said, "So throw your fish in the air..." instead of "So throw your fists in the air".

Swore it.



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Default Day Tripper by the Beatles.......

I always thought they were singing "state tropper" ...
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My sister always screws up song lyrics. Some of my favorites are:


Stairway to heaven actual lyric: and as we wind on down the road...
Her version: and there's a wino down the road...(somebody should get that guy some help lol)

TLC Waterfalls song actual lyric: Don't go chasing waterfalls...
Her version: Don't go Jason Waterfalls...(pictures desperate girl clinging a guys ankle...don't go ...don't lol)

There is really raunchy one but um not sure how to put it here so I will skip it for now.
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My sister always screws up song lyrics. Some of my favorites are:


Stairway to heaven actual lyric: and as we wind on down the road...
Her version: and there's a wino down the road...(somebody should get that guy some help lol)

TLC Waterfalls song actual lyric: Don't go chasing waterfalls...
Her version: Don't go Jason Waterfalls...(pictures desperate girl clinging a guys ankle...don't go ...don't lol)

There is really raunchy one but um not sure how to put it here so I will skip it for now.
These are both hilarious, but Jason Waterfalls has me rolling! So funny.

Please, do share the raunchy one with us.
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I just informed Blaze, that Maroon 5, sings "Sugar" , not " Shotgun".


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A co-worker keeps belting out; Hot dog's in the city... I say, Dude! It's hot child in the city! he said no its not. so as we were fixing a pipe in the ceiling he says it again, to which I add, Ain't got no mustard it's a pity! He rolls his eye's and says, looking wild, looking pretty. . Gesssh dude!
I said how can a hot dog in the city look wild and pretty? He said a good Chicago dog! Dude!
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Well ok, you asked for it...lol


Shania Twain That don't impress me much, actual lyrics: I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
Her version: I can't believe you kiss your c@#k at night

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This video has some of the lyrics mentioned in this thread. A couple of them are ridiculous, but most of these seriously cracked me up.



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"My Eyes Adored You" ( Frankie Valli) always sounded like Sweet Eyes of Georgia to me
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LOL great video, I don't think I will ever hear those songs right again
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Fun thread CherryWine!

Go-Go's: THEIR lyrics to 'We got the beat'

They got the beat
They got the beat
They got the beat
Yeah, they got the beat


What I heard:

They've got big feet
They've got big feet
They've got big feet
Yeah, they got big feet

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