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why is there cement in my sinuses?
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Why can't I peel a banana without mashing the end?
Did I lock the door? Can the Jimmy engine go "splodey-BOOM"? And if it does, how do I get to work? The dog wants to go out NOW?
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04-20-2010, 02:53 PM | #63 |
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Why won't things "fall into place"? I'm waiting...patiently.
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"why is it that i cannot work while sleeping but i can sleep while working??
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How much more sleep can I get before I have to wake up?
What time is it... I dont want to look cause then I will just think about time and not fall back to sleep... Why is it so damn hot in here... oh yeah... that luscious hunk of a man lying next to me is an oven.... I forgot that... mmmm snuggles back with my hunk of a man and falls back to sleep... |
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At 10:30pm and im going to bed and the fur kids drag out all the toys to have a romping play time...why now??
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how are the kids doing that were in my classrooms in NY and NH
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How I got myself into this predicament.
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why did? oh well
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I ponder
how high the cost of gas can go this year
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ponderin....does Barney needs a speech therapist?
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Will she get upset if I put the pillow over her head to stop her from snoring??
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Ever wonder why companies require you to mail in for a rebate or why stores print out savings coupons for your next visit when it would just as easy to give you the savings right then and there? Is that too simple? Huh?
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Why does daylight savings time make my nights shorter?? Am I a vampire who requires darkness in my evening? Why oh why is it time I get up??
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Not so much a question as an order....okay, I'm going to sleep on the count of three. One...two....three...SLEEP! I said SLEEP, dammit!
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just to name a few...
arranged marriages
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is it good to be bad or bad to be good?
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