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Old 10-07-2021, 07:13 AM   #961
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Q: The maker of this product does not want it, the buyer does not use it, and the user does not see it. What is it?

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Lesson in catching an elephant.
Dig a huge pit.
Fill the pit with burned ashes.
Surround the pit with peas.
When the elephant comes to take a pea.
Kick him in the ash hole.
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Lesson in catching an elephant.
Dig a huge pit.
Fill the pit with burned ashes.
Surround the pit with peas.
When the elephant comes to take a pea.
Kick him in the ash hole.
Somebody should be telling PETA on you
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LOL cute. I love all animals mostly not the human animal. SO, please don't report me. *G
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Q:Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?

A: Because hy had no body to take.



Q: Who did the skeleton invite to the school dance?

A: Her goul-friend
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So, how did you find the weather when you were visiting your grandmother?


Oh, I just went outside and there it was.
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A: Because nothing gets under their skin


Q: What do you call a witch’s garage?
A: A broom closet

Q: Why don’t mummies have friends?
A: They’re too wrapped up in themselves.
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Q.) Why did the bike fall over?

A. It was too tired.

Q.) What do you call a pig that does karate?

A. Pork Chop.

Q.) Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the game?

A. In case he got a hole in one.
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A: A poultrygeist


Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A. For the Boos.


Q. What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A. It’s a pain in the neck.
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Which state is best known for small drinks?
MINNESOTA!

How do you heal a broken pumpkin?
With a PUMPKIN PATCH!

Where do boats go when they are sick?
To the DOCK!

Why did the man fall down the well?
He didn't see That Well!
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