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Old 08-19-2017, 01:28 PM   #261
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if you came to my door you'd smell banana bread
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Be careful some big bad wolf doesn't show up at your door who loves Banana Bread.............he'll huff and puff and BLOW that door down!
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Be careful some big bad wolf doesn't show up at your door who loves Banana Bread.............he'll huff and puff and BLOW that door down!
Huh, I'm in the middle of a batch of banana bread too!

If Homoe knocked on my door today we would grab the banana bread, a map, and drive out to Chad's house so that they could get their bromance going on and I could be there to bask in the glory of it. While munching on the banana bread. Which will be cold by then but that's alright.
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Old 08-27-2017, 09:48 AM   #264
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If easygoing knocked on my door, I'd invite her in and we'd concoct a plan on how to have a modern day 'pantie raid' on some unsuspecting college co-eds.........
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Old 08-27-2017, 09:54 AM   #265
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LOL you'd find a narrow path from the hallway to the toilet. I cleaned out the bathroom closet yesterday and am washing everything that was in the closet ie towels linen puppy wardrobe
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Blade is you knocked on my door you'd find everything neat and orderly! A place for everything and everything in its place is my motto
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Blade is you knocked on my door you'd find everything neat and orderly! A place for everything and everything in its place is my motto
If homoe came by today, I'd take her by the arm and pull her inside, close the door quickly and ask if she's ready for breakfast......but first, I will make sure we're ready to go out for breakfast by making sure homoe's hair is combed just right.
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Old 08-27-2017, 10:55 AM   #268
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If Miss Katz knocked on my door today, I'd invite her in and show her all the places we could go on a day trip over here on the Olympic Peninsula! I'd let her choose because after all she is the guest visiting ..

before we'd head out the door I'd make sure to use some product in my hair and make sure it looked presentable before proceeding!
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WHAT did you do to my Chad that you'd have to whisper how sorry you are?


Sidebar: Seriously tho, did you read the rules? It's what you'd do if the "last person" who posted knocked on your door.
Wait... what? Did something happen to me?

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ok if Chad -san knocked on my door i'll serve you a cup of thea and we'll play scrabble ^^ are you ok with the plan?
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ok if Chad -san knocked on my door i'll serve you a cup of thea and we'll play scrabble ^^ are you ok with the plan?
Sounds fun.
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Sounds fun.



If Chad knocked on my door FIRST I'd faint dead away!


Then I'd pick myself up and dust myself off and hurry Chad in to tell him HOW MUCH I've missed hym! I'd beg him to fill me in on all of hys fun adventures on why hy's been missing lately!
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If Chad knocked on my door FIRST I'd faint dead away!


Then I'd pick myself up and dust myself off and hurry Chad in to tell him HOW MUCH I've missed hym! I'd beg him to fill me in on all of hys fun adventures on why hy's been missing lately!
Haha! You know that you would push me out to the bbq pit to cook for you.

When a guy goes missing it usually means there is a femme stealing his attention. Haha!
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Haha! You know that you would push me out to the bbq pit to cook for you.

When a guy goes missing it usually means there is a femme stealing his attention. Haha!

Bro, does she have a sister by any chance..
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Bro, does she have a sister by any chance..
Haha! Are you sure that you would want to be locked into the same family with me? All those holidays together.
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Haha! Are you sure that you would want to be locked into the same family with me? All those holidays together.
ALL that good food...........HELL YES!!!!!
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Huh, I'm in the middle of a batch of banana bread too!

If Homoe knocked on my door today we would grab the banana bread, a map, and drive out to Chad's house so that they could get their bromance going on and I could be there to bask in the glory of it. While munching on the banana bread. Which will be cold by then but that's alright.
Please bring the banana bread and my buddy.
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Please bring the banana bread and my buddy.
You got it!

If Chad knocked on my door today I'd grab banana bread and a map and we would scoot over to Homoe's house after stopping for BBQ ingredients
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If easygoing knocked on my door I'd be all for a road trip and off we'd go!

During the ride I'd inquire how she's coping with empty nest syndrom and try and cheer her up as we drove..
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You got it!

If Chad knocked on my door today I'd grab banana bread and a map and we would scoot over to Homoe's house after stopping for BBQ ingredients
Knock...knock...knock...

Road trip!
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