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If softness showed up at my door I would wonder how the hell she knew where I lived..LOL
Once I made sure she wasnt an axe murderer, I would invite her in for coffee.. |
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I would have invited you to my regular family Sunday dinners You would be in for a ton of laughs and some serious eatin!
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If you knocked on my door I would offer you a cup of cafe con leche, Arroz con pollo, ensalada y pan.
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I'd say, "Hey Ms. Kastsarecool, come in out of the wind and rain and pull up a comfy spot on the couch. Would you like our new little kitty to warm up you lap and how 'bout a cup of tea....we are about to watch DEXTER!"
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if turtle knocked on my door....I'd say "get in here before you let the cat out...lol" ....then ask u to sit on the comfy couch & chat awhile
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You'd say MMMMMM, whats that smell?
or if you knew me...you'd say *Ah! I brought my own mug* I'm roasting a batch of coffee beans.
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If you knocked on my door, I'd snatch you in super fast so no one let the a/c out and then we'd decide what to have for dinner and watch Ebon intensely whilst he cooks it for us because I like to watch him cook for me.
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If Gemme knocked on my door ....
I'd be super excited and hug her cause i've wanted to for a long time. Then, i'd sit her down at the bar in the kitchen and fix us some coffee and chocolate.... then we would go shopping and squeallllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!
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If PrincessBelle knocked on my door, I'd move the Basenji and the Chiweenie off the couch. She could sit here watching Dexter with us while we wait on our pizza.
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If Arwen knocked on my door, I'd faint from the shock of her making it this far North without an oxygen mask on.
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If Gemme knocked on my door, I'd ask her if she had any allergies so the babies wouldn't kill her...if she said no...
I'd let her in and offer her some food/drinks and we'd talk about our Risk projects & prolly spend time with girl talk and getting to know more about each other
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If UofMorocco showed up at my doorstep I'd have el café listo and wonder why she isnt hurrying up coming in!!
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If Chancie showed up at my door, I would pull her inside before the Texas heat melted her away. Then I would haul out some Tarot cards and talk about the mathematical idea that if you shuffle more then seven times, you've undone the shuffling.
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If Teh Arwen showed up at my door today, I would serve her some of Colombia´s finest coffee, then settle down for a wonderful card reading.
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my house is CLEAN ....cuz my mom was there while I was at the hospital and work Thanks Mom! <3
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If you knocked on the front door today, the dogs would bark their heads off.
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***same here... my dog would bark his head off...
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