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Old 11-19-2011, 03:34 PM   #121
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worst holiday cake ever invented. yes, those are corn nuts. corn nuts! on a cake! gah!
Dear god...what IS that??? Tell the truth persi, did someone sneeze on the top of that cake?
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Dear god...what IS that??? Tell the truth persi, did someone sneeze on the top of that cake?

omg it does look like snot! that is Sandra Lee's kwanzaa cake.
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Pot Noodle is an instant noodle fast food. Full of E numbers and beloved of students, teenagers and yes, stoners, all over the land. I haven't had a Pot Noodle since I was a teenager.



What the.......


alls i got is this:




which leads me to THIS:






cuz nothing says love during the holidays like a dick donut.
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yes. and the sauces get really elaborate. by elaborate i mean a precise mixing of 47 bottled condiments.


and what the hell is this?





i like the notation "without giblets" on the can. cuz the idea of a whole chicken in a can wasn't disturbing enough.
Although, this is probably a stupid question - I have to ask it anyway; How the hell did they get a WHOLE Chicken in a tin? How big is the tin?
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........Reading this thread, I feel about ready to boke!
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Although, this is probably a stupid question - I have to ask it anyway; How the hell did they get a WHOLE Chicken in a tin? How big is the tin?

gurrrllll....it has to be a big ass can
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yes. and the sauces get really elaborate. by elaborate i mean a precise mixing of 47 bottled condiments.


and what the hell is this?





i like the notation "without giblets" on the can. cuz the idea of a whole chicken in a can wasn't disturbing enough.
Just thank all that's holy that you've never SEEN what comes out of that can!! I can assure you...it is vile!! I've seen it and it haunts my nightmares! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
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Oh joy my sis strikes again and I get the fun stuff ..... she made some brownies yesterday,so I gets one and of course somfin crunchy is happening.....


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Oh joy my sis strikes again and I get the fun stuff ..... she made some brownies yesterday,so I gets one and of course somfin crunchy is happening.....


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Try this on for size....every year for the last 15 years she has hosted thanksgiving dinner...and Every year for 15 years...the turkey is RAW! In the middle!!! Yup! I said Raw! Four slices in and slam on the brakes cuz the bad boy is still gobbling!! We have tried every trick there is to get her to cook it longer and she Won't! Soon as it browns..she pulls it out and says its done!
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Your sister must have learned to cook from my sister!!
Try this on for size....every year for the last 15 years she has hosted thanksgiving dinner...and Every year for 15 years...the turkey is RAW! In the middle!!! Yup! I said Raw! Four slices in and slam on the brakes cuz the bad boy is still gobbling!! We have tried every trick there is to get her to cook it longer and she Won't! Soon as it browns..she pulls it out and says its done!
LMAO! our sisters r trying to kill us mine fed me glass from the dish that fell on da floor
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LMAO! our sisters r trying to kill us mine fed me glass from the dish that fell on da floor
Somehow..mine manages to make her stuffing Crunchy! And its stove top! Who does that???
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hahahahahaaaaa that's awesome
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Somehow..mine manages to make her stuffing Crunchy! And its stove top! Who does that???
BOLMFAO!!!! smh omg they are twins
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hahaha awsome huh well I did finish the brownie later... when da munchies kicked in
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